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[Comedian Andrew Lawrence on sexist, racist comedians.

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Andrew Lawrence

 

Sexist, Racist Comedians

 

Aug 13, 2021

 

 

 

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[Intro imagery and music]

 

Hi everyone! This is me, Andrew Lawrence.

 

These are very sensitive times we live in.

 

For people who enjoy comedy it’s difficult to know which comedians you can and can’t trust. If you choose to follow a comedian on social media, or YouTube, or if you choose to go and see them live, all the time you’re probably thinking:

 

“Oh god! I hope they’re not going to say anything sexist! I hope they’re not going to say anything racist!”

 

Well, I just wanted to make this video to assure you all that I will be doing both those things.

 

Don’t get me wrong. I’ve got a lot of black friends. A lot of brown friends. A lot of oriental friends. And they’re all kunts!

 

But they’re not as kunty as the White people I know!

 

White people are the kuntiest people!

 

And the kuntiest White people are White women! Middle class White women with your “MeToo” movement, and your “Time’sUp” movement, and your “tampon tax”, and your “gender pay gap”, and your “patriarchal oppression”, and your “toxic masculinity”, and your “mansplaining”, and your “man-spreading”, and your “man-flu”, and your endless mindless whining fucking bullshit!

 

Middle class White women are the kuntiest people! And even them are not as kutniest as disabled people, ginger disabled people! I’m glad they can’t walk! Ginger disabled people are so kunty, it’s nice to know that if I go upstairs they can’t follow me.

 

And even they’re not as kunty as environmentalists, with your Greta Thundberg, your Extinction Rebellion, your electric cars, and your vegan cheese. Environmentalists are the kuntiest people!

 

Here’s my message to you if you’re an environmentalist.

 

You and I both know the only thing killing this planet is too many people. A surplus of humanity exploiting too much of the earth’s resources. So if you really cared about the future of this planet, you’d kill yourself, your family, and all your friends! Then you donate your body to medical science so that medical students could experience firsthand, up close, and personal, just exactly what the corpse of a sanctimonious kunt looks like!

 

Anyway, thanks for listening. And remember whether it’s sexism, or racism you’re after, or just bigotry in general, I’ve got you covered!

 

 

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Ryan Holland
15 hours ago
It’s sad that we are at stage where comedians have to be censored to be non offensive or just offensive to the right people (straight white men). Comedy is there to shock you and is the best way to deal with dark situations. I had cancer a few years ago as a teenager and when I do talks for youth cancer charities I always joke about the situation as it allows people to be more relaxed around a horrible topic such as cancer.
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SC Bath
15 hours ago
Well said. Glad you’re better now.
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Hugh Barr
14 hours ago
Ryan, well done to you.
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Dannyvw
14 hours ago
A non offensive comedian isn’t a comedian. They’re a slam poet
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Tony Cooper
14 hours ago
@Dannyvw “slam poet”?
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James
13 hours ago
@Dannyvw With powerful testimonies!
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MiScusi1980
13 hours ago
100% agree I say f@ck this cancel culture era and congrats on getting better x
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Champagne SOYcialist
14 hours ago
Not just funny, a walking reality check. Legend.
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Doug Charnley
15 hours ago
Nevermind finger on the pulse, you got your hand wrapped round the heart of all this. Keep nailing it!
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Plane Drifter
13 hours ago
First half was great, and then we see why it has not been taken down as he bows down to the Globalist Cabal with his Overpopulation PsyOp Sh*te.
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Johnty J P
12 hours ago
Oooooh, Smoooooth😉
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John Cashbeast
10 hours ago
@Plane Drifter he doesn’t mean it you donut he’s taking the piss
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Plane Drifter
10 hours ago
@John Cashbeast – the way he says it doesn’t sound that way to me – first half tonality good but not the last bit – listen to it again.
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gerald blaney
15 hours ago
I was worried he was going to say something offensive.
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Noel Ward
15 hours ago
Haha … never.
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Stevie McAdam
14 hours ago
That’s a genius comment there!
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Fiona Chitty
14 hours ago
Yes, thank god he didn,t ! 😅😅
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Andrea H
14 hours ago
Nah, not our Andrew
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allan burkinshaw
13 hours ago
Aye he tends to hold back a bit too much for my liking.
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god zillas
13 hours ago
he may have said fuck … but i think he got away with it
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Mima Kiora
12 hours ago
LOL
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Dirk Handke
5 hours ago
Thank God that didn’t happen! 🙂
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apathyintheuk
5 hours ago
He didn’t. He just delivered the greatest two minutes of truth that I’ve probably ever heard in my entire life.
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IAN SHAW
25 minutes ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tangent Arc
14 hours ago
A man who knows what his audience wants, and never fails to deliver. Top notch.
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ron burgandy
14 hours ago
I’ve never met this young man , but its pretty obvious he cares passionately about our country and has a good heart , but that doesn’t seem to matter to the woketards on the left. How evil are they to try and take his living away and cancel his voice for the sake of their delicate feelings. Id subscribe a million times if I could and give him prime time on T.V. brilliant comic.
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Hugh Barr
14 hours ago
Ron, I agree totally and thank god every single day for people like Andrew Lawrence. He WILL win through.
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#skillsets
12 hours ago
Agree. You can tell he’s an absolute top lad.
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Critical Thinker
11 hours ago
The woketards who are doing that are emotionally and intellectually defective.
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michael hancox
14 hours ago
You have the gift of saying things people are thinking but are too afraid to say. Best comedian I’ve seen for years.
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Tim Catton
15 hours ago
You are brilliant Andrew, keep on going, don’t let the bastards get you down.
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Tony Cooper
13 hours ago
Tim – he’s just been cancelled by the moberarti – tours cancelled, manager fucked him off, new BBC series cancelled, no spot at the fkin fringe and he can forget being pencilled in for the star spot the Royal Variety Performance – he’s fucked. “don’t let the bastards get you down” – you have no idea. Live the dream, be asleep.
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Noel Ward
14 hours ago
I have had to watch this one several times.
Pure genius.
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T Lily
14 hours ago
Brutal but no word a lie. Lost my chips when you got to the environmentalists. They are in a super league of their own. Ha ha ha.
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Queenie 1949
14 hours ago (edited)
Dear Andrew, it’s sad you have to repeat this over and over. As a straight talking Londoner, aged 71 I’m also a child of the 60s. I lived through the times when Germaine Greer was active and together with many other women fought for equality. In the work place, in our homes and in the wider community. The silly cows who have blocked Germaine from talking do not understand the true position and what it was like living back then.
They should think themselves lucky to be alive now and stop having ‘issues’ about sexuality and all the other sh** they come out with. They are actually making it harder for many women (of all races) to live in a fair world. They do the cause of equality no good at all, in fact it makes it more difficult to make a way in today’s world for women & young girls. No one cares about their ‘silly-as-ar@e holes’ utterances. I just wish they would shut the ‘f’ up and get on with their own lives so the rest of us can live ours in peace. So many better causes are out there to sort out but guess they are only worried about themselves and are clearly not as intelligent as they think they are.
On a funnier note, I burnt my bra for the likes of them, what a wasted of time that was😂🤣😂. Keep up the sterling work, sorry again about the emojis, but I love what you are doing you are a 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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I’m not like Everybody else.
14 hours ago
Remember how they stabbed Erin Pizzey in the back for saying women can be just as bad as any man. The sisterhood soon turned on her for telling the truth and being fair to men.
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Carole Geer
14 hours ago
Thankyou for putting into word exactly how I feel. As a woman of the sixties, who didn’t burn her bra…..only those with small breasts did so, for the rest of us, it was far more important to be well supported. Hang on….I’ll have to find the right emojis for this…. No! There is no emoji for unsupported breasts.
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smartypants
12 hours ago
Sorry love but if you’re a feminist you have blood on your hands. You started pushing a dissenting narrative after the Marxists swapped rich/poor for men/women. I’m amazed that women are now outraged that men are trans!! You fucking started it.
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nicky Catton
12 hours ago
As a teenager in the Seventies, it never occurred to me that I might not be equal to any of the boys I knew! I love your sketches, Andrew, as you’re so grounded and you really make me laugh. Please carry on the good work, I share everything you do!
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DorBue
11 hours ago
@Carole Geer Hang on .. no punt intended 🙂
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Stormy Gayle
8 hours ago
I’m 71 also and just left a comment.,. Along the same lines., but yours was better. I look at these women and all I can say is: “You do not know you are alive”., it honestly makes me feel angry .. our age grew up in an age where women we not worth sending to uni coz we just had babies, where women married they often had to leave jobs, or cldnt get a job after marrying bcoz they might get pregnant and they weren’t interested in our skills., the main Q of the i/view being ..”will u be having children
any time soon” where certain jobs like being a pilot or having a trade was not possible
We fought to change that then we fought for maternity leave and then child care and equality of opportunity .. getting legislation to protect those things .. and look at what we have now.,?
generations of spoiled over educated , self indulgent,self obsessed moaning females who think they are hard done by.. where did we go wrong!!
They don’t know they’re are alive.. hating men was never part of feminism per se.. seeking to use our brains and not be disadvantaged because we bear our beautiful children were the objectives..
Lord help us that what was once a successful women’s movement., has come to a tampon tax.. I cringe with embarrassment and despair! 🙄🙄🙄🇦🇺
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Simon Forrester
1 hour ago
@Stormy Gayle It used to be a movement that anyone who loved and respected their womenfolk was behind, now it’s just a hateful, divisive battle of the sexes.
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Robot Junkie
45 minutes ago
@Carole Geer 🐶🐶
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MrFandango123
15 hours ago (edited)
Andrew has gone for the full nuclear option of retaliation. Fight fire with fire. Keep going, Andrew.
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Buster Jangle
14 hours ago
and not to many cunts in it, just enough.
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V MM
14 hours ago
He couldn’t have chosen a more perfect action
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Short BoB
14 hours ago
I never thought I’d have this much respect for a comedian – the guys an inspiration .
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Fiona Chitty
14 hours ago
Absolutely, brilliant comedian, breath of fresh air!
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DanteVxV
10 hours ago
he`s gonna look like a south african farm when the lefties are thru with him
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Ray LV
14 hours ago
Just when I thought that Andrew couldn’t get funnier and more on point…. BANG, he goes and bloody nails it again. This man is in the vanguard of the return to normal life and humour!
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Wario
15 hours ago (edited)
The sanitised, sterile and tiny piano playing in the background makes this even funnier. lmao
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Derek Domino
15 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣 someone whose comedy isnt cookie cutter marxist, tory bashing BBC panel show fodder.
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Charles Taylor
14 hours ago
Don’t think he will on HIGNFY anytime soon among the leftie c…s !
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andrew johnston
12 hours ago
@Charles Taylor Was he not on the Michael Mcyntyre Roadshow and live at the apollo , those must be the right wing BBC shows
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Marvin Tenner
10 hours ago
@andrew johnston Yeah, he was on them about a decade ago, before they banned him because he pointed out Mock the week’s issue with choosing diversity over funny.
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andrew johnston
8 hours ago
@Marvin Tenner really don’t see the need for all the fuss made over Andrew , watched his set at comedy unleashed a few years back, funny yes offensive no
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Corsus Atreides
15 hours ago (edited)
Best comedian on the planet! Absolute legend!
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apathyintheuk
5 hours ago
We need a bigger planet to adequately accommodate his brilliance.
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Hugh Barr
14 hours ago
Mr Lawrence, I believe you are a sexist, racist and definitely bigoted against the Scottish. Keep up the good work. I laugh every single day at your brilliance and comic genius.
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Peter Brown
14 hours ago
Absolutely brilliant, never fails to make me smile. As a disabled, white pensioner hope l’m not a c**t . Keep cranking out vids Andrew.
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Gari Sullivan
15 hours ago
The comments about disabled ginger people…. too cruel, man. They made me laugh out loud.
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George Caplin
12 hours ago
He just went in. Everybody complaining about him, because something he said might’ve been a bit near the mark, and he thought, “Sod it!”.
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Techno Narg
14 hours ago
The best so far,I haven’t laughed so hard since they told us we are in lockdown and you have to wash your hands while singing happy birthday. You are a gem Andrew,thank you for keeping comedy alive.
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Vinigarr
15 hours ago
You are doing the Lord’s work, Andrew.
More power to you.
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Vic Skelton
14 hours ago
You, Andrew Lawrence, are a bloody funny man. And, mark my words, you will have your day in the sunshine because the vast majority of ordinary people are by your side.
Keep taking strength from the stupidity of others. No compromise and that’s why we all love you.
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Sarcasm is not hate speech.
15 hours ago
This man is keeping comedy alive. Have you watched that political correctness shite? I’d rather watch paint dry then any comedy on the main stream media.
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Chris Smith
13 hours ago
Live at the Apollo is fkn appalling. A dose of the clap is funnier
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Hereward the Outlaw
9 hours ago
Nobody is watching it, have you seen the plummeting ratings?
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Mark Jones
14 hours ago
I’m glad SOMEONE is finally calling out the disabled. I’m always criticised because I’m attacking people “who can’t stand up for themselves”. Good on you, Andy.
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god zillas
13 hours ago
Used to be a bloke around our way who went blind , worth noting , went .
He had the full cane and walked at an amazing pace .
As kid we would stop him and say excuse me , do you have the time
9/10 he would look at his wrist , realise what he was doing then lose his shit , manically waving his stick around on the off chance of braining one of the little laughing shitheads ( us ) .
This went on for 5 years .
I suspect if i told this story on one of the disability sites it wouldnt go down well .
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Yellow Jackboots
15 hours ago
“The planet is overpopulated.”
*new virus starts reducing the population *
“OH MY GODI WANT TO LIVE!!!”
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Normal Person
15 hours ago
RIP Dr Shipman
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PuNx for Trump
14 hours ago
Worlds badly managed
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Stephen Bates
15 hours ago
Just gets better and better….
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Jordan Mills
15 hours ago
This man is an absolute legend
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andrew daley
15 hours ago (edited)
Ginger comedians are exempt from being offensive. 🇬🇧👍
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pakka
15 hours ago
what about Keith Lemon’s sniveling grovel. I wish somebody told him before he did it.
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Jane – – –
15 hours ago
@pakka
He’s not a real “Ginger”. He’s a ‘Yellow’ ahole ….
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Tony Cooper
14 hours ago
are they fuck
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Barrie Reid
14 hours ago
Not one dislike (so far) and speaks volumes for the truth spoken by Andrew. Thank you for helping me keep my sanity.
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Karl Hulme
13 hours ago
Them ginger’s are just a bit slow with the typing.
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John Davies
15 hours ago
Thank you for being so sensitive, sterilised and biologically homogenous.
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Kiomi Cakes:Sew Perfect💕
11 hours ago
The fact that I didn’t expect to laugh this much at a comedian says something about modern mainstream comedians.
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Robert
14 hours ago
It’s a shame I can only like it once.
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RachyRooM
14 hours ago
You’re the only comedian who said “Great Reset” out loud, so that’s enough for me to trust you.
The trust breaks when I see 🤟👌👁🔼☦ and all that kinda shit, ya know? 😅
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thisisnumber0
15 hours ago
Join us on Burn An Environmentalist Week during Vegantide, you know it makes sense.
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George Sharman
15 hours ago
Many a true word, bravo Mr lawrence the thinking mans comedian
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Andrew Croft
15 hours ago
The only funny thing about female comedians is the Smell.
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Panda Jamz
15 hours ago
Well, I not going to the chippie now.
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V MM
14 hours ago
Aw, Lucy Beaumont is funny though, she’s so sweet. And Paula Poundstone makes me laugh. But the rest of them, yeah bugger em they’re not funny
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Charles Taylor
14 hours ago
Fishy c…s !
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Alan McLean
12 hours ago
Andrew is a rare and welcome breeze of comedic fresh air in these dull dreary humorless p.c. times.
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Weirdlyoneoffs
14 hours ago
I swear you go from hilarious to bursting blood vessels in our brains from laughing! We absolutely love your humour. Cuntiest people on earth, I’m killing myself laughing. LOL
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Robin Morritt
14 hours ago
Genius comedy is when the jokes sound like they wrote themselves. 👍😁
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Paul O’Dowd
12 hours ago
I didn’t count them, but that must set a record for the number of times the word cunt has been used in the space of 2 minutes. Absolutely brilliant and funny. These videos just keep getting better and better. We’ve seen so many people issue groveling apologies once the twitter mob have set about them, but my respect for Andrew goes up and up as he refuses to apologise or back down. You are an inspiration for us all.
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Jason Weatherall
4 hours ago
“Ginger Dissabled people, im glad they can’t walk” i fucking lost it at that point, thank you andrew, honestly have not laughed in a few days and was close to asking my wifes boyfriend to slit my wrists…. i needed that belly laugh. you Sir are a legend!
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Andy Hobbs
14 hours ago
Ace, and l could listen to you all day. A pile of chuckles that’s needed in these shipwrecked times!!!!
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Jane – – –
15 hours ago
I ‘Choose’ you because you say EXACTLY how it is Andrew. Bravery, right there ….
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SB13X
14 hours ago
Not laughed that hard at anything on YouTube in a long time.
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utini rhino!
14 hours ago
Brilliant, Andrew you just get better every time!
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Elturril
11 hours ago
Pure gold, pure gold .. this is how comedy should be, using humor to deal with difficult topic and no one is off the hook ..
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Frenetic Traveller
11 hours ago
You’re fast becoming a comedy genius and the best thing about it is that you infuriate the libtards so much they’ll be spitting feathers!
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Mushkiepotamus
15 hours ago
I wish Andrew would tour the USA!! Come to The Villages FLORIDA- please!!!
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Adam
13 hours ago
It’s not often that I actually LOL. But I LOLd so hard I almost choked on my white privilege.
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Buddhist Sympathizer
15 hours ago
Absolutely brilliant!
But I wonder how long this will stay up . . .
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waynus
15 hours ago
i`ve shared it several times already , fkn hillarious!!
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Amoeba Virus
15 hours ago
I’ve forwarded to Twitter! God help me aaahhh
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Metal Man
13 hours ago
Andrew you make so much sense “ in the best possible way “
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Jezza One
14 hours ago (edited)
I see the ban hammer coming down after this video. Susan will be going ballistic.
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ROBERT SAVAGE
13 hours ago
Andrew you a fucking legend mate. So pleased to listen to it all.
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alan plumbridge
15 hours ago
One of your best, Andrew. Well done!
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vjab1108
14 hours ago
Keep donating to Andrew and keep Comedy alive.
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Mike Hipperson
14 hours ago
Andrew, get on Alex Belfield’s road show. He may be a bit miffed at having a real comedian upstaging him but you will gain even more kudos for not running away and hiding!
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sounds that can’t be made
sounds that can’t be made
13 hours ago
I was thinking that, I’m sure the vast majority of Alex’s audience would find Andrew hilarious ………….
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Chorlton and the Wheelies 0161
12 hours ago
Mike Hipperson. That’s a brilliant 💡! He got all his gigs cancelled didn’t he? So I’m sure he could do with the work. Can someone ask Alex if that would be possible on his live phone in? Alex is aware of Andrews plight so I don’t see why this wouldn’t work. Fabulous idea Mike – I hope somebody at least suggests it 👏✌
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siege upon
15 hours ago
Is this what they call “The chilling effect”?
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Paul Trewin
14 hours ago
That was uncanny…Have you met my wife?? You just described her to a tee, Andrew.😎😎😎
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Doublethink
13 hours ago
Ah, the age old question posed in a new & novel way: Do Americans understand British irony & humour. We’ll soon find out, if the inimitable Mr Lawrence gets deplatformed again.
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12 hours ago
America has a demand for racism that can’t be met. Haha this will fill the void for the idiots
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Frank Bartlett
14 hours ago
The torch once carried by George Carlin and Sam Kinison has been passed to Andrew Lawrence.
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Johnny Boye
10 hours ago
The thing with comedians, in these times, is that you are never on the edge of your seat wondering where it’s going to go next. They’ve been woked-down or cowed. It’s surprising how much influence a tiny minority of ideological sociopaths can steer national behaviour, but if you consider the small percentages of those who steered an entire nation into depravity 80 years back, maybe it’s not too much of a surprise..
Glad to see someone’s picked up the battered baton of free speech and the comedy that arises from it.
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Andrew Barratt
14 hours ago
Brought a tear to my eye. Testify, Mr L!
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willatno2
11 hours ago
Brilliantly done as ever ! Totally smashes their narrative into perfect absurdity !
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Short BoB
14 hours ago
Cunty is my new favourite word – I love this man , he is a fucking hero .
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Milton Keynes
13 hours ago
Short Bob my affectionate name for my ex was Cunty Bollocks.
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real cooking
15 hours ago
Curse you for having a sense of humour 😐you should all be ashamed of yourself….. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣What has happened to this world😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ron burgandy
15 hours ago
2.14 of truth , I’d almost forgotten what it sounds like. well done fella👍
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Leesunited
13 hours ago (edited)
Hears the thing for me, when something makes me laugh… its joyous right? We can all join in and laugh at each other, its been going on for years, Jim Davison and Manning made fun of all things living human. It comes with the territory.
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This is England
15 hours ago
Well done mate, I felt like that today 👍
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Stewart t
13 hours ago
nice to see he’s mellowed in his old age
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Ian Magee
15 hours ago
WELL SAID AND VERY TRUE.
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Podkova
14 hours ago
Scorching and salting the earth at the same time. Kudos.
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Michael
12 hours ago
I hope the owners of the venues who cancelled his bookings are watching this, fcking brilliant.
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Chris Jones
15 hours ago
Perhaps Hungary IRL and GAB social media might be a wise choice.
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Andrew Cooper
14 hours ago
Ah, pressed nearly every button there, well done mate.
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Mima Kiora
12 hours ago
nearly ? wich one did he miss ?
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Jon Smith
12 hours ago
I’ve never done a patreon, or anything similar. That changes now.
Crowdfund a venue so we can all watch Andrew live?
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Carole Geer
14 hours ago
I laughed and laughed and laughed at this. Thankyou Andrew…..from a white middle class woman,
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Cameron Jones
11 hours ago
This had me in tears. He is fucking amazing. No.1 YouTuber in human history
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Mike Vickers
11 hours ago
This stuff makes me feel so much better, I think I’m probably going to be screaming a little less at the TV screen each night when I watch the news.
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Syd On The Net
14 hours ago
Absolutely Brilliant, well done Andrew, keep it up Chap, you make my day…
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John Gillett
15 hours ago
Now that’s the type of comedian I like 🙂
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rebecca crawford
10 hours ago
As a ginger disabled person I’m delighted with this sketch. Thank you!
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Colin Harrison
12 hours ago
Brilliant, Andrew. The most common sense around at the moment.
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HazelEyedAndWild
15 hours ago
I’ve just watched it on Twitter. 🤣🤣🤣 I love all your videos, Andrew!!! 👍🏻❤
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john smith
13 hours ago
Eh, I heard he was cancelled over there?
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Muso
4 hours ago
I love this guy! Can’t get enough, AL, hope you outlive, outlast and outrage every last PCC
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Arcadelife
13 hours ago
Best one yet. I mean, I love it when Arnie tells me ‘screw your freedom’ but this video right here has taken me to a new emotional high.
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Paul Clark
8 hours ago
A truth pill is always so much easier to swallow with saccharine, thoughtful background music!
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PDR1704
15 hours ago (edited)
couldn’t have said it better myself well said mate !!
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British Brexit Confusion
15 hours ago
I am afraid, young man, you crossed the line when you made completely unwarranted remarks mocking vegans.
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Noel Ward
15 hours ago
Hahaha … it’s OK. Their heads will explode.
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Buster Jangle
14 hours ago
I will send them a pack of fake bacon, that should keep them happy
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Andrew Wilkins
12 hours ago
Just when you think you couldn’t possibly love a comedian more than Andrew Lawrence he dials it up to eleven. We are seeing comedy history being made here. Chaplin, Keaton, Hoffnung, Lewis, Milligan, Ustinov, Wall, Cooper, Kaufman, Andrew Lawrence. Many are called, few are chosen.
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Failed Ninja
14 hours ago
Andrew, god damn brilliant, again. Keep it up!
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baby barca
14 hours ago
Andrew Lawrence thank you for being you. thank you for your bravery in speaking for the silenced majority. you may be standing alone but you have the nation by your side.
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Derek White
13 hours ago
I did laugh out loud at this, I love the way Andrew turns the screw. (Y)
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goo goo g’joob
14 hours ago
I’m offended. Not so much for myself, but for my ginger friends. Well I say friends, I really mean people I’ve see on Facebook.
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Marion Thomas
Marion Thomas
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣
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Rappers57
13 hours ago
I some times feel you struggle to express your feelings. Keep fighting it my boy!
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Georgina OHara
15 hours ago
That sad piano playing in the background 🤣
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Annuvyn Arawn
7 hours ago
thanks Andrew – It’s important to hold up the values we hold so dear to our hearts and you are leading the way ! Live, laugh and be free !
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Storm Crow
13 hours ago
When is Andrew going to get a slot of GBNews?
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Johnny be good
15 hours ago
Wow spot on Andrew you tell em there is so much truth on what you said but some people won’t be able to decifer your message because they are too stupid
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Neil Carpenter
8 hours ago
I like this Bloke he’s unusual for a modern comedian in that he is actually funny, I can’t see it catching on in today’s climate though, pity .
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TheLastHope
15 hours ago
Oh no a sith white ginger male spouting the truth, god help us the world is going to end.
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Jack Bradford
14 hours ago
I don’t think hes a sith. If he was that would be great.
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C Davies
15 hours ago
So underrated has me stitches most days keep it up 👍🏻
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Malcolm Rich
1 hour ago
Andrew we live in strange times where comedy has had it’s hands tied behind it’s back and it’s mouth taped up. Bring back real comedy when we as British people ( that’s ALL British people) could laugh at ourselves. Keep up the good fight. ✌
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HelloImDavid1000
14 hours ago
Hilarious as always. Excellent top tip for the eco warriors to remove themselves, it’s the right thing for the planet.
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Andrew Ridley
13 hours ago
Eloquently as ever mate. Refreshing 👍
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Mediocre Mouse
13 hours ago
It’s sad George Carlin would be attacked today
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johnthebrexiteer
2 hours ago
You are the ” Churchill ” of comedy and truth. I play your ‘speechs over and over again. The pulse of the nation in these difficult times! Thank you.
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Steve Wood
14 hours ago
Well it made me laugh! Nearly choked on my cuppa! Great stuff.
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william white
14 hours ago (edited)
Why does this guy only have 54k+ subs??? He is brilliant 👏😀👌
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John Mattingley
2 hours ago
😂😂😂It is safe to say, I absolutely love Andrew. In this weird world it turns out he’s sanest voice anywhere on the internet. I’m serious.
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Chris Gibson
13 hours ago
I thought I was the only one, that hates disabled gingers 😂
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AJ
14 hours ago
What a ripper fella, go for it, you get all the support. 👍🏻
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Daimo
14 hours ago
Love these new ones where Andrew Lawrence plays Andrew Laurence
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Keith Taylor
13 hours ago
Keep up the good work Andrew.if you’d have been working in the 70s or 80s you would definitely be top bill.real comedy taking the piss out of everybody no matter what race or creed,offending everybody but hurting nobody.
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a5teroth
15 hours ago
I’m in the mood for a 30 day ban so I think I’ll share this to Facebook.
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Miami Explorer
11 hours ago
Keep it up. We aren’t yet able to comprehend what good you’re doing for our society. But we’ll know someday. 🙏
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Ewan Hollis
13 hours ago
Thanks Andrew – needed a good laugh and that was it. But all true!!
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SHD 46
2 hours ago
The fact that I think what Andrew is prepared to speak is an act of defiant bravery, says a great deal about how soft and self-centred a large portion of our country has become.
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Jake Bullet
14 hours ago
Thank you for a good night out in Solihull, Andrew.
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Ben Brooks
15 hours ago
Surely you can do a gig at the top secret comedy club.
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w1z4rdtr1gg3r
13 hours ago
Thank God for that, I nearly watched Graham Norton… Only joking I’d never do that … Go on Andrew, give it em
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Betty Swunghole
15 hours ago
I actually struggle to think of any foodstuff that could possibly be more revolting than “vegan cheese” sounds like it is…
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poppedweasel
15 hours ago
Freshly scraped off a vegan.
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Darren Maltby
15 hours ago
Vegan cheese… sounds like something that accumulates around the vagina.
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Victor DePaul
15 hours ago
@Darren Maltby Haha you’re right even if it sounds kinda 😝 gross!
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Hajji Wayne Ibraheem Conley
14 hours ago
Read the ingredients it’s disgusting stuff
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Peter Smith
14 hours ago
Tried some of it. Projectile vomited. Nuff said.
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Kevin Mcafee
2 hours ago
Bought it by mistake once thinking it was real cheese. Fuck me it was awful. Couldn’t swallow it and nearly puked my guts up. How the fuck do vegans eat that shite?
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Clive Alive
13 hours ago
Thanks for clearing that up, I was worried you’d given in to the bullies
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John Rogers
5 minutes ago
Thanks Andrew for saying what the majority think and believe.
It’s guys like you that hopefully will kick the politically correct self righteous faecal material back into the septic tank from whence they crawled.
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Eden Lloyd
15 hours ago
Can’t wait for the Real Thing rather than this toned down Youtube crap 😒🤣
Go get ’em son, kick them in the fanny 😎👍
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Stem Artin
13 hours ago
If you need somewhere to play a gig I’ll do you my back garden for free pal 😂😂👍👍👍
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The Greens
11 hours ago
What a welcomed refreshing point of view! Well said Andrew!
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Andrew Hamilton
12 hours ago
The actual truth has never been explained in such a fookin hilarious manner
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Andrew Pughe
10 hours ago
Crying laughing at the apology vids with sensitive music, more please!
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Mary Lloyd
13 hours ago
Love you, Andrew, despite the language (that “c” word – UGH!!!).
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David Quigley
10 hours ago
The old “I’m not racist I’ve got black friends” defence 😂😂
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Jon Drake
6 minutes ago
Love it! Made my day, thank you for somehow seeing sense in all this madness! Subscribed and can’t wait for the next vids! Holding a mirror up to these ‘people’ is the only way to show them they’re truly evil and killing this world.
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Finchy Frost
14 hours ago
Very compelling very emotive very descriptive. Thank you Andrew We The UK celebrate our creativity.
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ogstopper
14 hours ago
Cuntitude. A descriptive noun.
Is it in the OED yet? It should be.
Nice one, Andrew.
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DorBue
11 hours ago (edited)
I did not want to, being a middle aged woman, but u got me and I still had to laugh. THATS ART. Thanks for being u.
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Fascism of the Future
13 hours ago
you should have posted this the day after they cancelled your tour. those tweets were gold
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Paul Connett
4 hours ago
O just no fear!! Brilliant Alex got me laughing. Cheer’s 🇬🇧
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Shayne Francis
14 hours ago
Keep doing what you do mate 😉 it’s brilliant and beautiful at the same time 👌
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dechs54321
13 hours ago
Well I’ll definitely keep coming to your shows👍👍
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Ché Ragnarson
14 hours ago (edited)
What can you do about it when you just find people like Mike Reed, Jimmy Jones, Jim Davidson & Benny Hill Funny?
You find people like yourself that continue to make you laugh! When the world around you is turning to S’hit the only thing you can do is laugh and hope the pendulum starts swinging to the Right once again! Untill it does I’ll take my laughs as I find it funny,
If people don’t like it then they’d like it even less when I stop laughing! Then I’d a’ve to find me amusement in a more . . . . In a more Slapstick way,
Me being the Stick them being the Slapped! See how funny they’ll find that, every time they’d open their mouth they’d be hit with some classic Slap Stick!
I reckon they’d soon find your Comedy more acceptable then my Dark Humour @Alistair Lawrence.
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live life
9 hours ago
Yes there’s a lot of cxxts in this world. Glad your fighting back.wish u all the best if ur reading this Andrew.
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Slosh MaGee
11 hours ago
I grew up watching and listening to Pryor, Murphy, and Dice. I’m an adult now and can handle these issues.
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freakbrothers2012
10 hours ago (edited)
”Ginger disabled kids, I’m glad they can’t walk!” Brutal! 🤣
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DB 1968
13 hours ago
Enough of your political correctness, Andrew – tell us what you really think! 😁
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One2mic Review
13 hours ago
Even funnier second time around
Fully extended middle finger
Truly Awesome
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Steve Thomas
14 hours ago
Nice video Andrew. A shame it will be your last! It was nice seeing you on youtube lol. Best get on rumble I reckon.
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I came; I saw; I cringed
8 hours ago
This……..was…….a…..masterpiece. Just incredible. Thanks Andrew!
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Hyped Manic
12 hours ago (edited)
One word – RUTHLESS!! Love it. Keep it up you are one of a kind.
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Ivan Mcallister
10 hours ago
Your a unique item Andrew. And a rarity in these shite times . Respect to you my friend. Keep up the fight Keith c… About. Legend you are.
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Alan Hirst
11 hours ago
One day Andrew I would like to buy you a pint preferably in a pub called ‘St George’ for legends like you.
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Douglas B.
13 hours ago
My wife and I both said in unison..”I like him!’
👍🏻😂
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Alan McLean
10 hours ago
The left are often accused of having no sense of humor. And I can telll you now that they don’t find that funny !!
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barry richards
14 hours ago
Well done Andrew once again 👏👏👏👏
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Alex MacInnes
9 hours ago
Nailed it yet again, Andrew.
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shamanahaboolist
15 hours ago
I do love a rebellious double down
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Janet Gomes
39 minutes ago
As a disabled, ginger, white woman I totally agree. Love everything you do Andrew.
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David Webber
15 hours ago
That was hardcore!
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Robot Junkie
44 minutes ago
Absolutely Class, do you do a podcast? You should do
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Scarlet Pimpernel
11 hours ago (edited)
1:05: “Middle-class white women are the kunnnntyest people.”
I love it.
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Rod Craig
37 minutes ago
Brilliant summary of what (imho) the vast majority of us think and feel.
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Billy Baxter
11 hours ago
Blimey Andrew you do walk the edge. Brilliantly I might add.
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freakbrothers2012
10 hours ago
‘Ginger disabled kids, I’m glad they can’t walk!’ Brutal! 🤣
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kronk420
3 hours ago
Magnificent! Summed the situation up perfectly!
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jjeffery worboys
2 hours ago
Brilliant as ever. Keep them coming.
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Chris Locke
14 hours ago
Love the doubling down, you fucking legend 🤣
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Susan Smith
3 hours ago
Disabled people. “I’m so glad if I go upstairs they cant follow me.” Lol
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Rebecca Lacey
4 hours ago
As a middle aged white woman fan of Andrews – thank you for the special mention – makes me feel wanted 😜
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Doodle Brighton
10 hours ago (edited)
Never stop Andrew. You’re the best
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One2mic Review
13 hours ago
You are an absolute legend
Love what your doing
Fantastic
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Professor Gammon
12 hours ago (edited)
Love it…yes, overpopulation especially Africa. The elephant in the room. Arriving in a hotel by you soon via a dingy across the channel.
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Michael Corder
9 hours ago
Absolutely spectacular and right on!
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Keith Hunter
13 hours ago
Funny as fuck ! Gonna miss you for a while 😂😂😂😂
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James Diamond
13 hours ago
Andrew the intelligent comedian.
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Owain Thomas
13 hours ago
I like Leonard Henry, Sarah Milliband and Snoop Karsbaddy. They’re where it’s at.
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Havinalaugh10
4 hours ago
Oh Andrew….you are simply the best, plenty more where that came from please
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yunoyuluvit
11 hours ago
Thank you for always refusing to back down, Mr. Lawrence.
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Dave Beech
1 hour ago
Keep going, bro, you’re a fucking LEGEND!
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Brian Neale
12 hours ago
Andrew, your acerbic and biting wit leaves me gobsmacked and crying in pain from laughter.
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Meldrick Edwards
13 hours ago (edited)
When I saw the title, I though it was some video about calling out racist, sexist comedians.
But when I started listening to what he was saying, I realized what I originally thought was completely incorrect. And I’m absolutely okay with that.
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martiellis
13 hours ago
Best and truest thing I’ve ever seen or herd 👍 thanks Andrew 🙏🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂👍👍👍✌✌✌
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Finky Stingers McFarthing
13 hours ago
I was thoroughly offended to be not offended by this Andrew.
Try harder.🤨😆😁
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Thanosmj
13 hours ago
british humor at its finnest..much love from greece
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Simon Jonathan Form
15 hours ago
The thinking man’s Bernard Manning. 😉
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Noel Ward
15 hours ago
What a very good point you have made.
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Soulmusic357
14 hours ago
The truth never tasted so good.
Keep it coming 👍🏻
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Melvin Tindal
6 hours ago
“Mums net”is not a code for M & S knickers.
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Stuart
12 hours ago
awesome andy.had me laughing from the start.
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S Boothii
12 hours ago
I am so pleased to see Andrew becoming more politically correct at long last. He will be joining BLM and extinction marillion next.
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Leathley G
10 hours ago
He’s doing rather well…for someone that got “cancelled” a few weeks ago…..isn’t he…😂😂😚
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Carefree Delight
9 hours ago
I shall stop my Spotify subscription immediately and shall be sending it to you as long as you continue to have these topics covered – and I don’t been bantering , I mean full on bigotory
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Pat B. J.
1 hour ago
Dear Andrew, you are the next George Carlin. You are not afraid to say what we – sensible – folks are thinking. You always make me laugh. 😂🤣 Keep up the good work, my friend.
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Neil Querns
12 hours ago
Brilliant as always.
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karl-james langford
10 hours ago
Thanks thank god someone has said it the answer to environmental problems is less humans
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Neil Hatton
10 hours ago
I find myself nodding along with everything said here 😂
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Terence Fynan
39 minutes ago
In my opinion this is the best social commentary I have heared ,its a reflection on a area of our society that is running it in to the ground at the expense of the majority
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Sonorous
12 hours ago
Andrew, you make your brilliance look so easy.
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Derek Read
2 hours ago
Exactly what I’ve been thinking. It’s like you’ve known me all my life.😆😆
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Droopy Headliner.
14 hours ago
Funny as hell, watched it 3 times. Brill 😂😂
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Jane Burke
7 hours ago
Offend everyone,offend. no one .Great work Andrew 🙂👍🏻
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Ken
10 hours ago
I don’t think I’ve laughed at anything this guy has said but YouTube keeps suggesting him to me.
The algorithm is deffo broken.
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alice young
34 minutes ago
Andrew fast becoming UKs No 1 news channel , hard hitting , telling it like it is 🙂
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Wonder Why
9 hours ago
Spot on Andrew, you nailed it! 💯 agreed with you mate. Love you ❤
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Vincent Quill
15 hours ago
Booooooom ! The slap back starts here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Derek Cable 🇬🇧
15 hours ago
Keep it up your a genius Andrew 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Priscilla Watson
15 hours ago
thanks god for comedians!!!1
you forgot the elderly with incontience…who can’t always run fast enough to get to the toilet on time….so funny!
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Mat Man
14 hours ago
Just spat my beer out at that!!🤣🤣🤣
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Frederick Saxton
11 hours ago
OMG.. I recommended Andrew to a lady friend this evening down the pub. I really Really hope she is not offended if she does look in.
Hey ho… 🙂
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Anthony Brookes
10 hours ago
Andrew you have started my day with tears,,,,thankyou
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COYR 1964
8 hours ago
Genuinely funny – unlike the new breed of sterile unfunny box ticking left wing “comedians” being churned out today. Keep up the good work mate
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Mark Hughes
10 hours ago
Top comedian I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry .
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Robert Andrews
12 hours ago
Brilliant, I’m patiently waiting for a sofa advert on tv with a black ginger haired starving disabled dwarf sitting comfortably on a sofa with a 7 ft blind albino transsexual that should cover most things except the sofa. Uk has gone to far.
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Hugo JL
1 hour ago
An instant classic!
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Stu Raw
10 hours ago (edited)
Andrew, you are truly a bastion of no f***s given sanity that is so very much needed and is so very much applauded.
Your logical dissemination of everything f****d up in the world of what most people do really feel but haven’t got the balls to say is truly a masterclass in comedic deliverance.
Only 2 proper English words are befitting of you my man……………….. F*****G LEGEND ! 🥦🖕🏻
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peter brunsden
39 minutes ago
Legend- keep at it Andy!
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roy hampton
12 hours ago
Brilliant-absolutely bang on humour==and what makes it so funny is the large amount of truth and edginess to it..
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Mark Tunley
2 hours ago
Just taken it to another level 👍👍
Have you done a word count on cxxx ?
Awesome
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MegaGarryM
56 minutes ago
I’m quite enjoying this new character
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Anthony John
11 hours ago
Absolutely f#####g brilliant mate, laughed out loud. Tbh mate, I know you’re going through some hardship which is f#####g unfortunate, but I would say you’ve gained a lot of credibility through your material during the pandemic. I would definitely buy a ticket
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English Weather
20 minutes ago
lets see if this gets banned! you have just about covered everything there.
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Major Bloodnok
15 hours ago
Brilliant, keep it up
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Answer Is 42
14 hours ago
My favorite comedian never change lad offend as much as you can and then offend all snowflakes more.
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margm4
9 hours ago
I fall into so many of those categories! White, female, old aged, disabled, middle class…yes, Andrew you’re right! I’ll go kill myself now😊 Don’t ever stop being you. Love your stuff. 👍💕🇦🇺
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ian button
1 hour ago
The more politically incorrect the better, a refreshing alternative, keep it up 👍
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Tony Andrews
14 hours ago
How do you top this! Remarkable! Bravo!
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Vicky Flanagan
1 hour ago
Thanks for the giggle. All those close to the knuckle truths – keep on rolling.
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Denise Trott
15 hours ago
Brilliant andrew !🤣
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manbearpig
11 hours ago
We would have come to see you in Edinburgh had you come up this year.
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Trollop 7
13 hours ago
Watching with the sound down. Could have sworn it Johnny Smug-Face.
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Ben Radley
14 hours ago
Quality as usual !! Hit that nail bang on the head 👍👍👍
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Dirk Handke
5 hours ago
Ha ha ha! This made me laugh many times, really funny! 🙂 How many timed he used the c-word in 2:15 minutes, this must be some kind of world record! Congratulations! 🙂
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Colin Charlton
14 hours ago
Loved bernard manning / Roy chubby brown ,Billy connolly..brilliant..
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Forza velo
11 hours ago
Truly my mouth was open wow. Feck me Andrew you went for the jugular. Oh the hurty feelings 😁👍
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Alan Chalkley
31 minutes ago
As usual Andrew, all of our white older man’s views
put in a very polite and succinct manner.
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Luton Lion
12 hours ago
I couldn’t describe you as comedian Andrew. Maby as the truth and the light and the way. But this is getting way beyond funny now. Keep doing what you’re doing and I know what your doing you don’t consider comedy.
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yenda rasta
15 hours ago
Keep do what you do , you are great fun my friend 🙂
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Paul Ward
15 hours ago
Don’t ever change!
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Heinrich Dixon
15 hours ago
Nailed it!
LMFAO.
🍌😂😂
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The Man
12 hours ago
Perfect. Again.
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Amoeba Virus
15 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Colin Owen
10 hours ago
Best thing I’ve heard all day 👍
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Barbara Hunter
9 hours ago
Bravo Andrew! Brilliant!
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yunk9
14 hours ago
Oh my god I love you as a white man or should I say as a human.
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jaspermatty
11 hours ago (edited)
I’m a lifelong American Democrat but these “woke folks” are out of control! To think that now someone that identifies as a woman but is actually a man can compete in sports with women is ridiculous.
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ThePalaeontologist
12 hours ago
Hit it out of the park into the stratosphere again.
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robert armstrong
14 hours ago
So good, so funny and right about the lot..
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Greg Wall
9 hours ago
That about explains the worlds problems what most of us working folk have been saying for 40 years
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Thinking Aloud : Chris k
15 hours ago
Andrew, Thank you!❤❤❤
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Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
12 hours ago
Keep up the good work brother, freedom is basic right
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Nobby Morris
8 hours ago
Yes, greenies should become the ‘compost of the future’.
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sonofjak1971
15 hours ago
Superb!
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Max Winter-Leinweber
10 hours ago
these are defo my fave style of your videos, class stuff bro 😀
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Rusty Ring
11 hours ago
Never be afraid of what you have to say, cowards die inside every day, the brave only die once. Long live the brave.
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JJ JIMBO
14 hours ago
Absolutely Ace!!
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Keith Holdich
9 minutes ago
Come on Andrew, say what you really think!!
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KelmscottPreRaph
10 hours ago
If they all topped themselves who would then buy the Ercol furniture?
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mikeandhev
14 hours ago
Well said Andrew, you are saying what 99.9% of people are thinking.
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P Lweis
15 hours ago
Superb!! Love it Andrew
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Supergoon1989
13 minutes ago
how are you banned from live gigs? cant you just make your own? Tour Leeds please!
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LB Crypto
38 minutes ago
Love it! You make me laugh:)
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Karl Byrne
9 hours ago
Andrew when you coming to Ireland. Brillant
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mikey webb
13 hours ago
This guy is not just a great comic he’s a fucking mind reader of the British public keep it up bro
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Graham W
12 hours ago
Best one yet, top man
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2ShadesOfGray
14 hours ago
Holy shit, magnificent
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Ciprian Dinu
11 hours ago
Ok, this was nice, but tell us how you really feel.
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Great Unwashed
2 hours ago
That bloke in Plymouth must have taken your advice.
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Pepperami
15 hours ago
I want to marry you, Andrew. Hahaha!
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effrem. e.
8 hours ago
The Clot Shot is reducing the population, and people queue up for it … just as people queued for the trains to Belsen.
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Toppov DeJungle
10 hours ago
Funniest guy around right now.
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C SF
2 hours ago
Will wait for you to be unlocked by the Pootube Starzeeè
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Brock Venator
14 hours ago
Yep, he’s from Kingston 🙂 What a lad
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Dropkick 18
14 hours ago
You are probably the only person these days who deserves the mantle of comedian, well done sir. ..
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Stormy Gayle
9 hours ago (edited)
Good thing you didn’t want to upset anyone.. 😂😂😂 shit Andrew., I really hope you visit Australia 🇦🇺 (if we ever can get “out”
and you can get “in” .. we’re currently working on that)
You wld be a hit
It’s early Friday morning here.. just had a cuppa., you’ve made my day and it hasn’t really started yet..
Thank you for being you!!
Never change!!
Luckily I’m past the present middle-aged – White woman thing.. I don’t know how they get thru life they’re so miserable.!
I’m 71.. I look at that demographic and just think: “oh for f@ck’s sake get over yourselves you idiots”., but hopefully they’ll all crawl under a rock soon and leave society alone so we can just be human!
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Sagittarius A*
6 hours ago (edited)
It looks like one of those adverts, for £2 a week you can help poor ginger comedians trapped in misery…… Or a hostage video.
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NiceuneazY Timmons
15 hours ago
Lmfao brilliant!
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walter matthews
14 hours ago
OMG…..you sir are a genius 😂😂😂
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Dean Greenhall
3 hours ago
Made my day, brilliant
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sorearm
9 hours ago
Absolutely brilliant
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Nick Ayling
12 hours ago
Spot on as usual 😂😂
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l hayes
12 hours ago
great as always Andrew
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Marty McFartface
10 hours ago
Andrew. Please stop beating about the bush. Just say what you think FFS!
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Maverick
11 hours ago
Please stop posting this type of video. Especially at this time of the day. I’ve got an early start tomorrow morning but can’t get to sleep now ‘cos I’m laughing too much…! Genius mate. (But think about the timing eh?)….
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bren70sss s
15 hours ago
beautiful .
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Terri Taylor
1 hour ago
As a disabled woman of a certain age ….I think you are brilliant 👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼🧝🧝🧝🧝
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Susan Fraase
13 hours ago
Hi Andrew, all ur vids r smart and so funny. Keep it up.love to u.
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Greg Jones
12 hours ago
I hope they’re not going to say anything genuinely funny…tough times
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Older Not wiser
13 hours ago
Ha! The best one so far!
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Karl Brown
22 minutes ago
Brilliant 👏
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husky poop
37 minutes ago
spot on andrew its why i subbed ;D
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Mike H62
14 hours ago
Laughing my bollocks off.
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Chris Graham
14 hours ago
You’re a breath of fresh air
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Marios Nicola
13 hours ago
Nice one . Stop the msm setting their agenda.
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local bod
14 hours ago
Fucking classic!
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#skillsets
12 hours ago (edited)
Get in! Let em have it Andrew 😉
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Matthew Watkins
11 hours ago
Brilliant Andrew brilliant.
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Chris Toki
7 hours ago
Agree with you in regards to environmentalists.
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Kev The Argonut
11 hours ago
FFS, get off the fence Andrew! 😜
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Marsden Rattler
14 hours ago
Brilliant Andrew.
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Objective reality.
12 hours ago
Yes possibly Evil, full stop with use of offensive CAPITALS 4 Negative externalities haulted by a retrospective capital gains Tax, Unless your part of the “New world proletarian” criticising Hungary & Poland for being too successful by not wantingto re visit Trotskys utopian anti-R vision. Then you get a green dividend.
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B B
13 hours ago
Genius 👏🏻
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Tilly Tilford
14 hours ago
Just subscribed. Listening to that, it would be rude not to 😀
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Luke Byrne
14 hours ago
British comedians: best in the world!
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The Wild Goose
13 hours ago
Andrew you’re a prince…..
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Carol Ramsey
3 hours ago
ALL humour is cruelty. We laugh at peoples stupidity and when they fall over on a banana skin or a concrete block falls on their head. If the mummy’s boys are offended or Susie wants to run crying to daddy – tough titty and if God says “Oh shit, burnt another one!” or we say”It’s window lickin’ good.” When we talk about the idiots from the next village then HAHAHA!
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Around the Coast
12 hours ago
Funny how people think the world is so overcrowded, funny fact the entire population of the world could fit inside New York. So there’s really not that many in the grand scheme. Great vid again Andrew, class and humour although I’m sure some won’t see the funny side but aww well fcuk em.
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master agario
14 hours ago
Best yet, sick. Don’t change.
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Mima Kiora
12 hours ago
😂😂😂 thank god you got our backs.
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Yvonne Sanders
13 hours ago
Private hire venues. ‘ban’ lifted. How many seats would AL usually play to?
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Milton Hunter
13 hours ago
You hit the nail on the head.
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ninny65
8 hours ago
This is not a King, this is an Emperor
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Jonny Chinchen
7 hours ago
Best one yet!
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Kingoffib
12 hours ago
young, gifted & all white! fucking genius ,,,
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Shanks
10 hours ago
Loved it 🤣
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claire Knowles
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣 best ever!
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Milton Keynes
13 hours ago
One of your best yet.
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Skinhead – Spirit of ’69
15 hours ago
Brilliant.
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Misty mac
5 hours ago
The vast majority agree with you but we don’t have the guts to kick the woke to the kerb. Can’t be bovvered.
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Wade Lowther
10 hours ago
If you cant be famous: be infamous. “Infamy, infamy………everybody’s got it infamy”- especially those liberals – you know the ones that think they are but cancel everything.
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Will
11 hours ago
Brilliant!
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yan jing
11 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Helen Tucker
14 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Marko Polo
14 hours ago
Wht dont you run for Prime Minister? You would win hands down 👍👍👍
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The European Housewife
3 hours ago
Hilarious!
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Martin Harris
15 hours ago
Good to see u back 😊
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Ben Rouffe
14 hours ago
Legend! More racism please.
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10beanz
14 hours ago
OMG! Are you allowed to say this openly?
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Septic Calling
14 hours ago
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣…… I can’t breathe!
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Philip Harrison
14 hours ago
An American Frenchman Mexican on a plane but it was to heavy so the French said viva la France and jumped out the American stood up and threw the Mexican out shouting up the alamo🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂
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Jon
14 hours ago
Comedy gold sir, keep it up
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HumbleWolf
14 hours ago
A comedian should say whatever on stage platform only
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lee lambeck
14 hours ago
Spat my food out lol
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BillyNoMates1974
14 hours ago
this is brilliant
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Witch finder general Succubus hunter
14 hours ago
Andrew for prime minister? Some f..king common sense comes out of this guy
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Simon Perry
11 hours ago
Brilliant So True.
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SZ M
14 hours ago
I normally love you, but this was a little scary.
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Angela Dallimore
12 hours ago
Aka THE LEGEND
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Austin London
14 hours ago
Andrews, thankfully, that wasn’t full of your usual ‘self-pity’ and ‘resentment’. It was all the better for it. Numpty!
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David Betts
14 hours ago
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Austin London
9 hours ago
@David Betts More ‘self-pity’ and ‘resentment’. Well, there is a lot of it about! Poor you.
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pes nevim
13 hours ago
Middle class white women really do figure highly in the cxnt league. Well said Andrew.
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A A
12 hours ago (edited)
I’m a gay man, and I’m really mad you didn’t include us in your rant. Just when I thought I’d got equality – then this happens. Shame on you.
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look and listen
look and listen
10 hours ago
No need to get all c**ty about it
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Alan Oliver
14 hours ago
Top Man! 🤣
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Robert Stephenson
12 hours ago
Brilliant 👍🏻
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David Coleman
13 hours ago
Nice one Andrew!😂👍
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Scott whitfield
10 hours ago
Well said bud about time someone said it lol
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ThumbsOfSteel74
7 hours ago
Might I humbly suggest all the radical environmentalists form a human centipede? Now that’s what I call recycling.
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Life on base
14 hours ago
Brilliant 😂
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The Imperialist
15 hours ago
Lmao great skit
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pipandcol
11 hours ago
Fantastic……coming back against the woke mob with both barrels ……….love this bloke………LAST MAN HOLDING THE LINE!………………RESPECT!!!!
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Atrax Robustus
9 hours ago
I’d be disappointed if he wasn’t offensive.
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Robin Pickett
14 hours ago
Bless you brother
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Nick Smith
10 hours ago
Holy cr@p! Wonderful stuff!
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Harry2507
6 minutes ago
Legend!!! Lmao
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David Tilstone
14 hours ago
Sir Andrew of Lawrence 👏👏👏
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DAVID Seals
8 hours ago
Keep on duck.💪
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G ROSSI 46
14 hours ago
Brilliant 👏 🤣🤣
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Ken Harvey
14 hours ago
By doing it wrong, you’re doing it right. Don’t let the Bastards grind you down.
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mindyourownbussiness me
13 hours ago
excellent work…
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mindyourownbussiness me
13 hours ago
excellent work…
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Lilibet Diana
15 hours ago
Ginger disabled people can’t follow you upstairs🤣🤣🤣 that’s what did for the Daleks 🤣🤣🤣
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Donny Alston
15 hours ago
F yeah. That’s funny!
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Bloodandbraces Sir
15 hours ago
Noice. Sweet as.
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Damien Mckeown
14 hours ago
🤣 love it
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jim robinson
14 hours ago
Andrew you are the best !
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Chris Hateley
1 minute ago
Go, man, go!
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Athens Rich
12 hours ago
Great Andy – tell it like it is
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Bare Bones Music
13 hours ago
Legend!
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Pawel D
10 hours ago
My kind of guy! 😂
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king john
2 hours ago
SPOT ON your speaking for the 99% all men and women of the U.K. we must now stop this cultural Marxism communist bullshite divide and conquer
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Emile Montiere
14 hours ago
Can you up the volume for old deafens like me.
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Robert Parker
14 hours ago
🤣🤣😂😄 think he got it covered
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Jason Dale
10 hours ago
😂 brilliant 👌
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torino390
13 hours ago
Proper lolled!!! Legend! 😂😂😂
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major gsd
10 hours ago
so funny, your the best.
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Graham Charles
12 hours ago
Best video yet!
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Jonathan Aikman
10 hours ago
Only eleven people have given this a thumbs down. Doesn’t that say something? Most of us are crying out for more of this kind of thing.
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Jitka Valkova
14 hours ago
I’m a woman, white women , environmentally conscious white women , vegan of course… middle aged and child free. And I approve of this message.
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jj hamilton
13 hours ago
lol,, love it!
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BigRich AZ
14 hours ago
Tell it like it is… Now that’s comedy! Keep slaming these idiots! The material they supply is endless.
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Reg Pug
9 hours ago
Your spot on mate you forgot about vegans!!!!
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Nick S
13 hours ago
Let’s get him to 100k subs
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Jamie White
1 hour ago
Sexist, Racist, Homophobic, trans phobic, Misogynistic, and every other phobic on the planet. But also very funny and totally true. When comedy becomes reality
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Tony Marriott
9 hours ago
I identity as Andrew Lawrence, I am ginger too.
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IamSpartacus
10 hours ago
Dont worry about the overpopulation of the Planet , Theyre right onto that one !
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Andrew C
10 hours ago
The best!
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Billy Bad Breaks
12 hours ago
Andy, you are determined to get banned again👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂
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Army Ayub
12 hours ago
Fantastic right on the button
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Jonny Chaos
14 hours ago
Limmy’s the best
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Sean Hickling
11 hours ago
Well said.
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Kevin Wall
14 hours ago
Well said.
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Mods n Sods
11 hours ago
Absolute class act.. Very very funny
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lyn strawford
15 hours ago
😁👍 good to hear.
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Collector Guy
14 hours ago
Too true – let’s see how long those tos*ers on leftytube leave this up?
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Lostin Thyme
4 hours ago
Just liked. Nothing else to say.
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theymusthatetesla
15 hours ago
Oh, YES!!
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GWA UK20
4 hours ago
Spot on 😆😆
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splatthecat55
13 hours ago
Glad to hear it 😂
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ComicsGateKeeper
14 hours ago
The best video ever
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simon simon
11 hours ago
Do love him…
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Nick S
13 hours ago
Wow this is Bill Hicks level satire
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philip chambers
14 hours ago
You are the best mate!!!
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0lJack
14 hours ago
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
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Duke Rider
12 hours ago
Amen 🙏🏻 to that
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Michael O’Leary
13 hours ago
Love it man
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Sarah Sarah
13 hours ago
My gosh, how much I hate sanctimonious middle-class women. The worst thing after Bill Gates.
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I love lamp
13 hours ago
Spot on mate
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Ioan Charnley-Parry
14 hours ago
LIVE – TOUR – NEEDED.
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Dia A
5 hours ago
hahahaha…you’re the best:)
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William Harrison
14 hours ago
Thanks mate 👍🏻
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cob1965
3 hours ago
Back on form!
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Lel222
10 hours ago
Fucking brilliant 😜
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Kelvin Meadows
11 hours ago
Outstanding….. again
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Daisy Buttercup
9 hours ago
Great!
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Full English
12 hours ago
Dear cancel culture….. not sure if you guys have noticed but, no one is interested. 🤣
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Jon H
5 hours ago
I hate to have to point this out to you Andrew, but there goes any chance of a knighthood …………. if nothing else we couldn’t risk the acceptance speech!
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Wendy Nicholls
14 hours ago
😂 😂 excellent
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David Greenwell
7 hours ago
All correct Andrew.
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Siân
14 hours ago
Beautiful
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Jasper Pye
1 hour ago
Beautiful
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Ben Sherman
13 hours ago
😂 tremendous
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Sergio9320
15 hours ago
CLASS!!!
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Julie Bridges
4 hours ago
Lmao. Satire at its finest.
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Geraldine Edwards
28 minutes ago
Love IT
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Buddy Rojek
5 hours ago
Spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Simon Bedwell
3 hours ago
I dont know what he’s selling but shut up and take my money!
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Patricia Shannon
7 hours ago
Brill ‼‼‼‼
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tyjakk ty
15 hours ago
yer you cant help but love em
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GenericUsername
2 hours ago
Stands and applause
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Brenda Reed
15 hours ago
Yeah to all that he said. 🙂
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Crypto
9 hours ago
Quality 👌
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Dave Cullen
15 hours ago
Hahahaha brilliant
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Honest John
11 hours ago
Hilarious. 😹😹😹
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super fast documentarys
13 hours ago
Love it so so true
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Noel Thomas
12 hours ago
Amen 😉
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David Herron
15 hours ago
Brave stuff haha
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Dan Norman
13 hours ago
Joyous.
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moody mother
15 hours ago
😂😂😂
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Jeff Atkins
15 hours ago
Spot on
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Gerry Ryan
14 hours ago
Spot on
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Alef Leifur
12 hours ago
Legendary
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matt maynard
2 hours ago
Bloody love you. 👍
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Charlie Waterworth
14 hours ago
So true young man
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steve tobin
18 minutes ago
The earth isn’t overpopulated just mismanaged by design
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Cosmic Soda
10 hours ago
Funny as fu…. Love it
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ian wood
11 hours ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes mate !
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jack lee
7 hours ago
Bravo…more please
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David Elley
15 hours ago
Very funny..
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Mr Green
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fair play
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Darren Grimmer
14 hours ago
Superb!!!
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Gordon S
15 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂👍
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Hermann Hoth
15 hours ago
Ginger mingers!
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Boy Wonder
13 hours ago
Best yet.
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Edward rowland
4 hours ago
Music far too loud! drowning out speech! making the words almost worthless, though I know they are not.
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Mateusz Sosnowicz
9 hours ago
No the vegans no the upper class ones.
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AWOL Geordie
3 hours ago
Please don’t stop. Gold.
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Kevin Kent
33 minutes ago
Brilliant
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sunboy cold
10 hours ago
Brilliant
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Janette Barr
12 hours ago
Brilliant
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Guvnor
13 hours ago
Brilliant
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Jason Jolly
13 hours ago
Brilliant
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Michael Hilland
15 hours ago
Brilliant
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Bernie Jii
5 hours ago
Why can’t I like X 1000?
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Sledge Hammer
14 hours ago
Legend
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DrongoVision
13 hours ago
B A S E D
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Merx Eddie
13 hours ago
I’m outraged!(not really).
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Mark Dearlove
11 hours ago
Like a breath of fresh air
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diquad humungersaur
14 hours ago
if it doesnt upset somebody then it probably isn’t funny.. fact
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Ben Summerhayes
12 hours ago
Poetry
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Joanne Gray
13 hours ago
Speaking as a white, middle class.vegetarian woman – I fecking love you and your comedy. You’re not scared to tell it how it is, you’ve got balls, Andrew, and don’t ever let anyone cut them off 🤗
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Joanne Gray
13 hours ago
Oh yeah, and I’m disabled too.
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Mike Wazowsky
9 hours ago
One word ‘YES’ 😀😃😄😁😆😂🤣😀😃😄😁😆😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Paul Quinn – Compass Rose
11 hours ago
A British Bill Hicks… At Last!
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Lord Red
12 hours ago
There aren’t any comedians any more.
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stephen haywood
14 hours ago
I like it 😂😂😂😂
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I’m Mick
13 hours ago
I love free speech 💕💕💕💕
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Panda Jamz
15 hours ago
Ginger Lives Matter #GLM
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Ian McGuinness
15 hours ago
Well…It needed saying.
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Toby Webb
14 hours ago
Your best so far 👍
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Didge Doo
10 hours ago
Whoa didn’t recognise you as yourself!!
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Phoenixeire
14 hours ago
💥BOOM💥 Sorted. 👍
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chris taylor
14 hours ago
Well said 😚😚😚😚
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PAUL RIDGWAY
1 hour ago
Genius
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Ann Foster
14 hours ago
Luv ya!
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Paul Longmore
1 hour ago
Your awesome
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arklowrockz
13 hours ago
Huzzah!!
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I AM NOT CATTLE
15 hours ago
FUNNIEST…..BIT…..EVER!
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CEF VENTURES
15 hours ago
230 likes no dislikes
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Neo Dutch
9 hours ago
I hear no lies.
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Dean Cossins
10 hours ago
Awesome 🇬🇧👋
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chris colin
15 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣👍
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Nigel nigel
15 hours ago
I’m on it.
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Adam Smithson
15 hours ago
Pozdrawiam serdecznie i życzę miłego dnia
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theymusthatetesla
15 hours ago
….You still on for Whitehaven in November?
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Darren O Reilly
14 hours ago
Funniest video yet
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EnglishmanB3
15 hours ago
te he-he! 😁
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Headlight For Sale
12 hours ago
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
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bob39785
10 hours ago
FINALLY SOME FUCKING COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its like 1990 again
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Mucy
14 hours ago
I love you Andrew
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Mr Mawson
12 hours ago
That’s a fact
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Boyce Mark
15 hours ago
Ruthless! Lol.
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Andrew Bird
12 hours ago
Couldn’t of put it better myself
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Chad
14 hours ago
Bring Back Bernard not build back better..
Manning that is
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Handsome Devil
13 hours ago
100% comedy is not dead
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Mark Hunter
11 hours ago
🤣😂👍✌
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KalicoM
11 hours ago
Shame my posts will get deleted…. Still, got to use my word of the day a lot. It was worth it.
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mikeyh0
11 hours ago
C U Next Tuesday!
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KalicoM
11 hours ago
@mikeyh0 That’s the one!
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Timeherenow Be
4 minutes ago
Refreshingly rude!
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Frankie Boyle… Never the same once he stopped being an alcoholic.
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yes and leave our lives alone !
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[Andrew Lawrence gets stuck into the continuation of Covid lockdown in Britain for a further four weeks.

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Andrew Lawrence

 

No Boris, You Can’t

 

Have Four More Weeks

 

Jun 14, 2021

 

 

 

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[00:00]

 

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Oi! Oi! I’m Keith Kuntabout! Love a drink! Love a bit of banter! Love a tear-up!

 

Now, Boris Johnson is going to appeal to the nation to be patient this evening, as he seeks to delay final easing of lockdown restrictions for a further four weeks. Well Boris, we’ve been patient for a year and a half now! But you keep moving the fucking goal posts, don’t you!

 

None of us imagine that this was going to go on for a year and a half, when you started snatching away our civil liberties! We were all led to believe it was temporary measures. Well, a year and a half isn’t temporary you kunt!

 

It’s all very well for you swanning about Cornwall having barbecues with no mask on with a bunch of G7 nounces, but some of us would like our fucking lives back!

 

There is no justification whatsoever for extending restrictions! The Covid death rate in the UK remains at an exceptionally low level! Covid admissions to Intensive Care remain at an exceptionally low level!

 

Yes, cases are rising. The Indian variant is more infectious than previous variants of the virus. But, it is also far less severe. That’s what happens when a virus mutates! It becomes more infectious, but less deadly in order to survive. Viruses rely on the cells of other organisms to survive. A virus cannot function outside a host organism, so ultimately it is in its best interests not to fucking kill us!

 

So whilst the Indian variant is spreading, it is clearly not making people sufficiently ill that they require any significant treatment for it.

 

So why is Boris shutting us all down for another month?

 

I’ll tell you why. Because it ain’t about the virus is it! It’s about “The Great fucking Reset”! I know it! You know, it! None of us agrees with it, so why let it continue?

 

Ignore the restrictions, take your mask off, mix with whoever you like, wherever you like! Mix in groups of 6, 60, or 600, if you fancy it.

 

But let’s not have any more of these dirty fucking Covid lies!

 

This bollocks ends now!

 

 

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Fred
11 hours ago
Keef mate you’ve just spouted more credible science in just a few seconds than we’ve had from chief health officers in Australia for a fucking year 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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andrew fox
7 hours ago
& here is “that science bit” transcribed in all it’s wonderfull vehement glory;….
“There is no justification whatsoever for extending restrictions, the Covid death rate remains at an exceptionally low level, Covid admissions to intensive care remain at an exceptionally low level, yes cases are rising, the Indian variant is more infectious than previous variants of the virus but it is also far less severe!
That is what happens when a virus mutates it becomes more infectious but less deadly in order to survive, viruses rely on the cells of other organisms to survive.
A virus cannot function outside a host organism so ultimately it is in it’s best interests not to kill us. So while the Indian variant is spreading it is clearly NOT making people sufficiently ill that they require any significant treatment for it.”
Good on ya Keef!!
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the.mind.as.music
5 hours ago
*facking
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Marion Thomas
1 hour ago
UK also.
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Pauline Phillips
11 hours ago
For people on furlough, just another holiday. For the rest of us struggling to survive, the bitter end. I support any business that reopens.
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Elk Paz
11 hours ago
They’ve got a rude surprise coming. Unfortunately their compliance has done for us all.
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Stormy Gayle
11 hours ago (edited)
Honestly., I live in Victoria Australia.. and out State Premier is an arsehole ., and we still have restrictions on leaving the country but for the rest of Australia,, it’s been life as normal except for the six week shutdown in March last year,
I can’t believe how relaxed everyone is in Britain about your civil liberties being trashed,, and your country ruined,, you’ve lost 20% of GDP which means unemployment is going to Sky rocket soon .,
At least we have formed a new political party and are highly organized,, we are fighting different battles ., if you need a job come to Australia bcoz we are about a million workers short,, but you had a million march a few weeks ago,, they need to march again and not go home until Boris and the govt resigns,, this is now very serious!! You can’t let the bastards win! !!
Andrew is 1000% right,, you have to do something!! Now!
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stubones
11 hours ago
Unless they demand to see your vaccine “passport”.
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random camera junk
11 hours ago
@Stormy Gayle It will end. Life is pretty much normal right now to be fair, masktards aside. There is massive pent-up economic demand and our economy will bounce back within 18 months. Rule Britannia 🇬🇧
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Jonathan Pipe
11 hours ago
Furlough gets cut down as of 1st july !!
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simon collingwood
11 hours ago
furlough is ending. clue up mate
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simon collingwood
11 hours ago
@Jonathan Pipe universal basic income . and they will love it. one of my mates already reckons its amazing . im just baffled haha
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Geoffrey Stuart
11 hours ago
@simon collingwood The Chancellor extended furlough to the end of September. Utterly appalling.
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Thomas Sutton
10 hours ago
@Geoffrey Stuart and what happens in September?? Oh yes thats when the Flu starts its yearly rounds and we all know they’re combining those figures with covid so off we go again, its never gonna end 🤬🤬
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Geoffrey Stuart
10 hours ago
@Thomas Sutton I agree. The elites and experts will use any attempt to keep us in our flats indefinitely. They probably have big gardens to enjoy themselves in. I don’t. If the time for full release is not now, when will it ever be? I am a huge supporter of Boris, but this is testing me. Three weeks to save the NHS!
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thisisnotforalltosee
10 hours ago
I’m lucky to have been able to make the most of the furlough scheme and retain 80% of my salary, however, I have no idea if my position in a small company that caters to the events industry will still be there when the scheme ends in september.
It’s not really a holiday when you have that prospect looming over you…
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Hazel Hogan
10 hours ago
@Stormy Gayle
The UK is still a class ridden society.
However much we pretend it’s not any more!
If our elite demand restrictions most of the middle class will comply.
They pretend it’s being a good citizen adhering to experts etc.
Really it’s years of social programming wanting to be considered part of the accepted in crowd.
Any dissension is either ridiculed or considered uneducated.
The working class usually see through an agenda but have no real power.
Well until recently with Alt news and its freedom to protest and challenge.
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Geoffrey Stuart
10 hours ago
@thisisnotforalltosee Quite. Covid is one thing. People’s financial worries and mental health strains are huge. I wish you well.
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Doublethink
9 hours ago
As employers without any income are about to have to pay 1/8th of the furlough, and there’s no guarantee lockdowns or tiers won’t go on forever, there’ll be a load of redundancies coming soon. That support for lockdowns might also be ending.
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David McClements
9 hours ago
@thisisnotforalltosee yes it is I was furloughed from the events industry from last march until december on 80% absolute holiday made redundant in december and started another job the next day you have had a great long holiday with plenty of time to prepare for losing your jòb
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Jive Bunny
9 hours ago
@Stormy Gayle not relaxed just got more sheep than you have.
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Socks With Sandals
9 hours ago
@Stormy Gayle Andrews, what a tool.
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Me Myself
9 hours ago
@Geoffrey Stuart
Yes, but it keeps the masses subdued and tolerant. After all, it’s something for nothing – until the truth hits home. Generation after generation will be paying for this construct and nightmare of control.
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Me Myself
9 hours ago
@Geoffrey Stuart
I cannot believe that you are a supporter of Boris! He has been a puppet, just like Whitty Valance and Hancock – traitors one and all. You are living in ignorance – this manipulation started with groups like the United Nations, believe it or not.
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Faz A
9 hours ago
TechBondAge: Slavery of the Human Spirit, May 13, 2021 by James Tunney ISBN-13:979-8744102388
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Geoffrey Stuart
9 hours ago
@Me Myself You can believe it or not. Boris was a great mayor of London. Boris was our route out of the wretched eu. Would you prefer May were still PM?!?!?!
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Ray Tillman
9 hours ago
@random camera junk I hope you are right!
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Andrew Davies
8 hours ago
@simon collingwood Furlough has been extended until September idiot
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Me Myself
8 hours ago
@Geoffrey Stuart
Boris is still a puppet and a member of the political class.
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richardo Loot
8 hours ago
@simon collingwood nope till sept and WILL be renewed, had it confirmed by my local mp…
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William Morley
8 hours ago
Well bloody said Andrew, fuck it all!!
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Kevin Henderson
8 hours ago
Yep – the furlough scheme another con on the same scale as Lockdown
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dermot51
7 hours ago
@William Morley Just don’t adhere to any of their bullshit never ending excuses
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Paul Squires
6 hours ago
Agree, the usual suspect in this country view furlough as a social benefit that should go on and on. I wonder who will pay the bill in the end? Oh yeah us!!! 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Betty Swunghole
6 hours ago
Well hang on a mo…”furlough” isn’t just a holiday and free money. The next 10 years are going to be about paying back the massive economic damage that lockdown has done…
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William Morley
6 hours ago
@dermot51 Not a chance, no mask, no social distancing, higs, kisses and no adherence to any of tbis bullshit.
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Paul Squires
6 hours ago
@Betty Swunghole try telling that to the endless twitter twats who believe it is!!!!
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J
5 hours ago
Yep. Sisters had no income for 14 months
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Fingers Crossed
3 hours ago
Same here
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Saint George
3 hours ago
I went to a printers to get leaflets printed. There were notices everywhere about Covid restrictions. Then I saw that I had to pre-book to go to reception, so I phoned reception. They agreed to meet me. I was asked to sign in. Had I got the NHS app? Had I got a mask? I said “if you don’t want my business I’ll go elsewhere”.
I went elsewhere, walked straight through the door and was greeted politely. No covid signs, no masks, no requests to sign in or have an NHS app. Basically no BS. No guesses for which business I contracted with. And they will get more in future.
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j j
3 hours ago
Furlough money is not full pay.
It’s shit money
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j j
3 hours ago
Couldnt have said it better . Let’s stop this none sense
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Ray Smith
2 hours ago
And don’t forget that those on furlough are entitled to work elsewhere and get paid. Double bubble. Sick to fucking death of this now.
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Billie Piper’s Teeth
11 hours ago
This guy is more of a scientist than Witless Witty or Bank Balance Valance will ever be.
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Martin Dunstan
11 hours ago
Bank balance Valance 😂😂gold👍👍🍻🍻
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Me Myself
11 hours ago
You forgot to mention that so-called health secretary Matt Hancock. They are all witless, but do not care – their puppet masters will reward them sooner or later.
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Matt Phelan
11 hours ago
@Martin Dunstan I second that! It’s brilliant! 👌😂😂😂😂😂
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Billie Piper’s Teeth
11 hours ago
@Me Myself
Half Wit Hancock of course has many defects, but at least he isn’t claiming to be a scientist.
He is of course however a god tier pant sniffer.
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Tan Man
11 hours ago
Half-witty and Un-balanced … with Wancock waiting in the wings
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
yes hes really educated what a ginger nonce needs a wash
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Lady Laois
10 hours ago
Excellent comment
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piet stolk
8 hours ago
@Me Myself
Matt Hancock-up
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Ann Thurain
7 hours ago
Love yer Kieth… Brilliant. I think I’m falling in love. 😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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andrew fox
7 hours ago
@steve hardy Could you come up with any thing as remotely eloquent as this middle 8 from his rant;….
“There is no justification whatsoever for extending restrictions, the Covid death rate remains at an exceptionally low level, Covid admissions to intensive care remain at an exceptionally low level, yes cases are rising, the Indian variant is more infectious than previous variants of the virus but it is also far less severe!
That is what happens when a virus mutates it becomes more infectious but less deadly in order to survive, viruses rely on the cells of other organisms to survive. A virus cannot function outside a host organism so ultimately it is in it’s best interests not to kill us.
So while the Indian variant is spreading it is clearly NOT making people sufficiently ill that they require any significant treatment for it.”
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Tin Man
4 hours ago
Don’t forget Handycock is part of the conspiracy too
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Al Smith
11 hours ago
Boris can’t flatten the curve he can’t even straighten his hair
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stubones
11 hours ago
He should flatten his own substantial curves by lying in the path of a steamroller.
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ChiefSittingStill
11 hours ago
@stubones Haha, that’s just one of the forms of justice that should be meted out on Bozo that I’d been thinking about!
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Jordan Moody
11 hours ago
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
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Jann
10 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🙄
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Rachel Elizabeth
10 hours ago
He keeps his hair messy on purpose, it’s a political strategy, to be more “likeable” etc, he even ruffles it more before giving speeches, he’s hiding a lot of corruption behind that bumbling idiot “I don’t know what I’m doing” appearance.
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six m
10 hours ago
😂😂😂😂
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Me Myself
9 hours ago
@Rachel Elizabeth
A very creative and accurate summation, of somebody who has the image of a friend of the people. I get the distinct impression that he is laughing at us behind our backs.
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AgiAgiAgi
9 hours ago
My hair is straightening when I see his 😆
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AgiAgiAgi
9 hours ago
@Me Myself cannot possibly ask for better friend of people 🤣
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Sonmi Norimitsuu
7 hours ago
Haha
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Anne Downing
7 hours ago
Love that Boris can’t even comb his hair
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Ralecks78
5 hours ago
Looks like he brushes it with a toffee apple
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stephen Turnell
4 hours ago
I wish somebody flatten him
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Dora Riparia
4 hours ago
That was really funny
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Paul Clifford
4 hours ago
@stubones wouldn’t that be something ??along with Witty and Tosscock (and a few others )🥺🥺
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ben31uk
11 hours ago
Politicians don’t follow their own rules
Why should we
My lockdown has ended
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stuie46
11 hours ago
Mine never started – fuck them!
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Alexander Edoh
11 hours ago
Agreed.
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The Don
11 hours ago
@stuie46 YOU COVIDIDIOT
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Bully Dully
11 hours ago
@The Don you ok?😂😂
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John Williams
11 hours ago
@The Don you scared of a cold
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Brontë
11 hours ago
Too true!!👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Roy Kemp
11 hours ago
Same here Ben! .!
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The Don
11 hours ago
@Bully Dully yeah I’m good. Just can’t be bothered with the COVIDIDIOTS!!
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Peter Gaboš
11 hours ago
Mine never started as I worked through, but this isn’t about staying or not staying in lockdown, it is about the people. Whether they take the abuse of power from our politicians or not so basically if you will keep quiet or not. If you attend the protest or not, if you sign petitions on government website or not. If you will do those things to extend you can and encourage others to do the same because it is right, we will achieve the end of this, but not by just not obeying and being quiet.
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Carol Ramsey
11 hours ago
@The Don Well, you’re just going to have to put up with us. If you don’t like it cower behind your own front door. We’re reclaiming our lives.
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Lynne Postings
11 hours ago
@The Don
😆🤣🤣 Stress of being in the minority getting to you ? ?
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John Williams
11 hours ago
@The Don why are you scared 😱?
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The Don
11 hours ago
Listen you ABSOLOUTE BUNCH OF COVIDIDIOTS. I’m not even replying so instead of being boring and going on on YouTube. GO AND GET YOUR VACCINE! COVIDIDIOTS
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Carol Ramsey
11 hours ago
@The Don Nurse! He’s out of bed again.
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John Williams
11 hours ago
@The Don I have no moral or ethical responsibility to risk my to keep you safe that is your responsibility not mine . I am not taking a rushed through develop vaccination with little to no testing which are becoming seriously ill from and are dying of
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Lynne Postings
10 hours ago (edited)
@The Don
So you’re admitting that you’re boring too ? ?
Because you too are ALSO on YouTube or hadn’t you realised ?!! Buffoon 🙄 ….. 😆🤣😁
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Lynne Postings
10 hours ago
@John Williams
Well said John 👌🎯
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The Don
10 hours ago
@Joe Jay BETTER THAN BEING A COVIDIDIOT. GO AND GET YOUR VACCINE!!
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John Williams
10 hours ago
@The Don why?
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Andy Andreson
10 hours ago
Spike protein from the vaccines are found to build up in the bone marrow and most of all in women’s ovaries. Canadian and American doctors have discovered this and released their findings. Also all mention of a certain well known and safely used drug (starts with an I) is being censored and ignored. Why? Because it works and if it works the EUA for vaccine in the US gets pulled. Can’t have that now. Obey plebes.
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John Williams
10 hours ago
@Andy Andreson someone is making a lot of money out these vaccination
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Andy Andreson
10 hours ago
@John Williams this is not about money.
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mikes5637
10 hours ago
@The Don I’ve had both mine (60 and asthmatic). What good has it done us? Lasted a whole year without so much as a sore throat before it and I didn’t shield.
Those under 65 and in good health are quite right to choose not to be vaccinated. You write like we’re some kind of elite but we still can’t walk into a pub without masking up or walk up to the bar and order a pint. Get over yourself.
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mikes5637
10 hours ago
@Andy Andreson Link?
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Faz A
9 hours ago
TechBondAge: Slavery of the Human Spirit, May 13, 2021 by James Tunney
ISBN-13:979-8744102388
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apatheia convivium
9 hours ago
Prepare: should “they” decide to test the asymptomatic vacationed > tsunami of “cases!”
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Ash G
9 hours ago
Yep, I was gonna continue till 21st like a mug but after this hypocrisy I’m done now.
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GoneToHelenBach
8 hours ago
I had the piss-weak virus before the whole lockdown nonsense started, my immune system beat it up and booted it out, I continued to live life as normal. I know many people who had it, none of them needed medical intervention, none of them died. I also know two people who had a stroke after having the ‘vaccine’, one of them died.
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Lynne Postings
8 hours ago (edited)
@The Don
Change the record Don …. it got stuck after the first sentence ….
Didn’t you notice ? 🤣
. . . Besides … the people on this thread that you are calling “COVIDIOTS” are not only fighting for their own rights …. but yours too, at the same time !!!
One day you “may” realise this fact !
Instead of rushing off blindly to get your ” baa aa” code !
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Chris Jones
8 hours ago
@The Don stay locked down then.
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Ellis De Fox
7 hours ago
@The Don you definitely work for the bbc
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matt johnson
6 hours ago
@The Don The number 77 mean anything to you?
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M B
6 hours ago
Mine, too. My lockdown ended 3 weeks ago.
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The Don
5 hours ago
@matt johnson Yeah that is the date of my friends birthday. Does GO AND GET YOUR VACCINE! mean anything to you
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matt johnson
5 hours ago
@The Don Lmao you brainwashed zombie, but as you have said so maybe I should, after all, you are so wise and clever, obviously spend a lot more time than I do doing research and thinking…
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V2 Xerxes
5 hours ago
@The Don are you scared my child…. don t worry it will be quick and painless
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The Don
4 hours ago (edited)
@V2 Xerxes I will say the same thing to you as I said to Matty Boy. GO AND GET YOUR VACCINE! YOU COVIDIOIT
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allan burkinshaw
43 minutes ago
@The Don You’ll be daft when you grow up.
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Andrew Hamilton
11 hours ago (edited)
Time to take the gloves off. The political class don’t care about ordinary people. So it looks like we’ll have to make them care.
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
what you going to do cry ? pull down a statue ? take the knee to tyrone ? twat
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Heather Mckenzie
10 hours ago
@steve hardy a lot more than you’re doing that’s for sure you knob jockey.
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Widey xyz
10 hours ago
@steve hardy Who the fcuk ru. Your in the wrong place you bell end. Get back in mummy’s basement you whinny pansy. What have you ever done?
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Stoic Sceptic
10 hours ago
@steve hardy sometimes Beta doesn’t do the situation justice .
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M J
9 hours ago
A bit late now. How many have had their vaccine?
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Me Myself
9 hours ago
@steve hardy
Big words and big attitudes from a very little man.
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Andrew Hamilton
9 hours ago (edited)
@steve hardy Get back behind the sofa and put your mask back on. This battle is for free, critically thinking adults to fight.
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billy nomate
9 hours ago
@steve hardy looked a bit “racist” there pal, wtf wrong with you
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Mike Brooks
8 hours ago
I’m starting a rebellion, want to join?
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David Davies
8 hours ago
@steve hardy No need for that bollox, just everybody, en masse, do their own thing. There are millions of us FFS.
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M B
6 hours ago
Correct. And, in fact, there should be no political class.
It is normal and healthy for a society to have an upper class,
a middle class, and a lower close. But there is no place in
any human society for a political class.
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niallkennedy23
4 hours ago
@David Davies right on dude.
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First Knight
3 hours ago
@Mike Brooks yes mate I’m with you revolution
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stand up dad
2 hours ago
Oh bollocks, I thought it was just masks, are you telling me I should have been wearing gloves this whole time too.
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Andrew Hamilton
2 hours ago
@stand up dad 😂
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Micky watnots
2 hours ago
you want the “gloves off”? there off!
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M B
1 hour ago
@stand up dad Ha ! We are glad you were not. Sounds like you are (and have been) ready for whatever action may be upcoming.
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jann
11 hours ago
well said Andrew we did all he asked and still the illegals are coming in, airports open, and were all stuck inside, as he has a fecking barbie with all his mates, no masks no distancing, iv had me two jabs, and this is NOT ON. i am DONE.
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Jordan Moody
11 hours ago
Well said 😊
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light shine
9 hours ago
Sucker you took jab. Expect health problems
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Russ Martin
9 hours ago
Only jab I’d take is a left and a right
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light shine
9 hours ago
Take it up arse brainwashed dopes
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Fiona Chitty
7 hours ago
In the daily mail 2 days ago. An article confirmed that there are twenty times the covid cases in the illegal immigrants than in the general UK public, proof they are helping to spread it as a direct result of the government allowing in unlimited immigration, it’s disgusting 😨😨
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L L
3 hours ago
@Fiona Chitty the daily mail 🤣🤣
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First Knight
2 hours ago
I’ve had me two jabs 😂but it shows the sheeple are waking up
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SpideyVids
2 hours ago
Shame you took the jabs, mate, I sincerely hope you don’t come to regret it.
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Lucifer Morningstar
11 hours ago
Something tells me Keith and Andrew share that opinion.
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denis charette
10 hours ago
I have sort of an impression that they do…
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cleanhit777
3 hours ago
Shush! Don’t we all?
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M Dyson
1 hour ago
Yes, when he does the ‘Keith’ character his words seem a lot more heartfelt
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Alex Jellye
9 hours ago
Bravo Andrew. Just wish everyone could see the truth
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Steve Fearon
11 hours ago
Andrew Lawrence goes on the hero list along with all the professionals who have had the courage to speak out putting there livelihoods at risk. This seems to be a short list at the moment but let’s hope it’s like dominos and this tower of bullshit falls taking all who have propped it up.
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Rachel Elizabeth
11 hours ago
These are the people we protect at all costs ❤
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Andrew Daley
8 hours ago (edited)
Hero he is a comedian I think your getting a bit carried away you will be clapping for him next 🇬🇧👍
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Steve Fearon
8 hours ago
Andrew Daley well Andrew Dailey…. You can go lock yourself back in your house… and clap to your empty back garden once a week.. you’ll be missed I’m sure, would you mind awfully if the rest of us got on with our lives and regained all our civil liberties.. thanks old chum, no need reply it’s not a discussion.
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tony c
8 hours ago
Absobloddybuggerin’lutly!!
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Andrew Daley
6 hours ago
@Steve Fearon in my comment in what part did I say I clapped for anyone if I choose to disagree with you calling him a hero I will I like Andrew but he is no hero your getting a bit carried away on that one. 🇬🇧👍
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Steve Fearon
3 hours ago (edited)
Andrew Daley I beg to differ friend.. I respect your opinion, but in my opinion time is running out and if professional people don’t start to speak about there fears snd what they know… as we know risking there livelihoods then we are all possibly fu**cked. Maybe I suggest you could check in on Eric Clapton speaking on bitchute about his adverse reactions to a certain medical procedure it is very accessible and very easy on the ear just like his fantastic music catalogue.. or maybe roger waters with his rhetoric on mark sucker berg… my point being …..if it’s not ok for a comedian to be a hero… for risking his future income.. then maybe a rock hero or possibly one of the many thousands of doctors and nurses who are trying to get there msg out. a After all I believe he has a child.. to me it takes balls to go against the grain when you have a child .. I am not saying he’s the messiah… just a brave Brian who’s found his lion.. and god bless him and his family. With due respect I reserve the right to my opinion.. after all I didn’t chip in on your positive upbeat post. Cheerio 👋
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Andrew Daley
2 hours ago
@Steve Fearon I was being sarcastic on the positive up beat Post and you know fine well I was feel free to chip in on any of my comments yes I know we’re bitslide is and odysee you utube rebel you. 🇬🇧👍
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Steve Fearon
2 hours ago
Andrew Daley no harm no fair, you caught me on a bad day.. I have arse changing food poisoning and frankly it’s been a pleasant distraction from the stomach pain and wet farts… on that note best of luck to you. It’s a crazy time … awake not woke might just change someone’s life 🤗
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Andrew Daley
2 hours ago
@Steve Fearon at last it’s coming out of your mouth again you will probably feel better tomorrow 🇬🇧👍
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Steve Fearon
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@Andrew Daley boys got some fight! ahhh!,,I just shit myself again….this is heart wrenching stuff… seriously though check out Eric… it’s a must watch peace out cowboy 🤠 wet wipes dem calling…..
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Arcadelife
11 hours ago
Unfortunately we are now a nation of compliant, non-confrontational, un-Keith lettuces who think every draconian restriction and blatant lie visited upon us is ‘for the best’. I don’t have to prove it. Ask ten people you know personally what they think of this ‘just another 4 weeks’ and see for yourself.
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Pauline Clark
8 hours ago
Too much bbc and watching brainwash
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daze 113
8 hours ago
‘lettuces’ so funny, though sadly very very true, it amazes me everyday what people will believe and it’s certainly not the truth!
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cleanhit777
3 hours ago
Cognitive dissonance, and normalcy bias gets them every time
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Mat Man
3 hours ago (edited)
Yes!.me thinks we are fucked! Good luck!😟👍
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Vic Limited
2 hours ago (edited)
……correct…..we are currently
occupied by the global neo communist technocratic filth. I’ve been saying this for 9 months now…..but I’m just a fucking stupid conspiracy nut. Absolutely no hope. Pack and leave. Only way out.
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this is not real
28 minutes ago
Top comment 👏
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robert jones
11 hours ago
Well said, just ignore government diktats for your own sanity, and carry on.
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Tin Man
4 hours ago
dick twats
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MyWholesomeChannel
11 hours ago
How come Keith Cuntabout gives me more Truth in two minutes than the albino weeble has managed in 18 months?
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welditmick
11 hours ago (edited)
Very well said ‘Keef’. A pity more people are not ‘clued up’.
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Rachel Elizabeth
10 hours ago
Some people are too stupid to understand.
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Charles Taylor
11 hours ago
No social distancing at the puke fest at Cornwall , bring on the revolution !
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Me Myself
9 hours ago (edited)
This is just a fancy barbecue for the elites – the decisions have already been made and not by those at the G7 summit.
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Pauline Clark
8 hours ago
Yes even the queen didnt social distance wtf
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Mike Brooks
8 hours ago
The political revolution has already happened, didn’t you know? Say goodbye to the freedoms you once had in the verse of “keeping you safe”. Unfortunately because it wasn’t a people’s revolution it hasn’t been in our favour/best interests.
“The road to hell is pathed with good intentions” ~ Alan Watts.
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samcam777i
8 hours ago
NO ONE GOT THE GUTS TO START A FUCKING REVOLUTION NOT LIKE FRANCE WHERE THEY START RIOTS ALL WE DO IS SHOUT F R E E D O M F R E E D O M IN THE STEETS .
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alien Grey
7 hours ago
Only for the cameras. Social distancing is for the serfs and globalist slaves ie us.
Don’t do what I do do what I say.
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Dover One Foxtrot
2 hours ago
The people here are too weak to start a revolution.
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robert armstrong
1 hour ago
@Me Myself Just a rehearsal of their lines/instructions, Biden i suspect is done with now, and the camel will be installed and will do “everything she is told”. Stay free.
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Anon67
12 hours ago
🤣🤣 This ain’t parody, it’s TRUTH !
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Fingers Crossed
3 hours ago
100%
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Patriot Avery 🇬🇧
2 hours ago
Time to stand up as Englishman 🌹🌹🌹👍
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Jean Phillippes
6 hours ago
The real purpose of lockdown is to rule by removal of civil liberties.
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CookieDave
12 hours ago
Keith has the uncanny ability to always read my mind
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Stan Gorton
11 hours ago
Apparently the Curry variant only gives you the runs, nothing new there.
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Bizzbarber barry t
11 hours ago
my mate caught it a few weeks ago and was in a korma for a week
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Jordan Moody
11 hours ago
😂😂😂
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susan leitch
11 hours ago
@Bizzbarber barry t Oh bloody hell…I can’t..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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lsmoulton
10 hours ago
…..the “Vindaloo” strain !
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E James
10 hours ago
😆😆😆😆😆
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henry kirkman
9 hours ago
Our cricketers should try it.
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wild bill
2 hours ago
Its johnson that gives me the shits
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Stephen Mosedale
2 hours ago
@Bizzbarber barry t Only got the mild variant then ❓😂😂😂
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Bizzbarber barry t
1 hour ago
@Stephen Mosedale lebonese variant is far worse you get the sheites with that
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James Moran
11 hours ago
Keith is a top man who knows the score.
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dave round
11 hours ago
An excellent way to put things onto perspective the only way to end restrictions is to stop compliance
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Barbara Durrant
10 hours ago
Not been wearing my mask for two months, people stare at me and I smile at them, feeling very liberated.My nail technician doesn’t wear her mask and is grateful that I don’t, nor is my groomer and hairdresser, the only way this will stop is when we retaliate!!G7 all flown in with all their staff from red zones, no one kept to social distancing and no one quarantined, there were far more than 30 and they were allowed to freely wander around the place, absolutely sickening!!
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Squirrel Nutkin
10 hours ago
Treated to a photo of Boris diving into the water in Cornwall. 6500 police were there and helicopters all over the place. That’s a quarter of the police force (if we believe what we’re told). Why so much protection for so few people? Seven people arrested, we’ll never be told why. I think they even had a dog on there.
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Lynne Postings
9 hours ago (edited)
@Squirrel Nutkin
Is this really true ??
If so maybe he had decided to top himself ? … or caught Bidenitis and
wandered off … or something went drastically wrong with his security & he was left in fear for his life ….
🤔😆 . . . Curious now
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Leon Dight
8 hours ago
Never have wore a mask.
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Squirrel Nutkin
6 hours ago
@Lynne Postings I think he was emulating Vladimir Putin who dives into freezing cold water daily and rides horses bare chested. He’s having a lovely honeymoon in Cornwall surrounded by his chums! The police were there from the beginning and by busloads. Security railings were erected prior to this to keep the public out! Why 6,500 police officers. The locals said loads of helicopters were there circling really low.
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Lynne Postings
6 hours ago
@Squirrel Nutkin
😖 🤮 Thanks ! … can’t get the picture of bare chested Boris out of my damn mind now (CRINGE !!!)
😄😆😂🤣
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Squirrel Nutkin
5 hours ago
@Lynne Postings oh! Well at least he wasn’t nude ha!ha!
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Jay Alexander
11 hours ago
Absolutely spot on mate.
Every word you said there was pure truth and common sense.
Unfortunately… truth and common sense seem to be missing in too much of our population right now.
Love to you all ❤
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Linda Thompson
11 hours ago
It’ll go into September so he can blame the autumn deaths un the un jabbed
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Elk Paz
11 hours ago
Yes, its all about enforcing the jab on the healthy. Imagine if Big Pharma had to restrict their client base to the ill.
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Rebecca Conlon
11 hours ago
@Elk Paz … I don’t know if you’re trolling or not… or idiocracy has really happened
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ALAN DAVIES
11 hours ago
@Rebecca Conlon He”s got a good point, all Boris wants to do is build back better , greener, more equal and more feminine, us blokes are gonna have to start cross dressing.
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Dominique Govinden
10 hours ago (edited)
They’re just on borrowed time until September because that’s when the extended furlough ends,come August they’ll extend it past September and into the new year again.
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Robert Pickguard
8 hours ago
Thats nonsense…the jabbed are more likely to spread the virus.
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Georgia Donald
7 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES and more gender neutral. For God’s sake, don’t forget that!!
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Paul Round
7 hours ago
@Robert Pickguard The jabbed are indeed able to catch and spreading it, there is really no valid excuse to keep this lockdown charade going now.
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ALAN DAVIES
7 hours ago
@Georgia Donald To be honest I dont even know what that means. Ah a robot without any sexuality want or needs whose only desire is blind obedience and compliance to the party until its usefulness is over and then its good night Vienna.
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Georgia Donald
7 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES very 1984!
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Fleur Lintott
7 hours ago
You are absolutely right
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Paul Round
6 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES I believe its a reference to a speech given by Doris the other day where he said he wanted to, quote, ‘build back in a gender neutral and perhaps more feminine way’.
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Georgia Donald
6 hours ago
@Paul Round yes exactly. He’s just spouting ridiculous buzzwords for ‘progressive’ effects
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ALAN DAVIES
5 hours ago
@Georgia Donald The government have been employing behavioural psychologists to socially engineer the masses to accept unpopular policies. The main stream media help with their drip, drip, feed to prime and condition people to comply. In short we are being brainwashed
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Georgia Donald
5 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES exactly! That’s why I don’t watch TV. They shoe horn their propaganda into every drama etc. Not called programming for nothing
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ALAN DAVIES
5 hours ago
@Paul Round I dunno I dont believe anything that comes out of his mouth its all doublespeak he never gets to the point, he is clearly off his head!
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ALAN DAVIES
5 hours ago
@Georgia Donald How do u expect them to brainwash ya if u dont watch tv, tut tut some people!
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Georgia Donald
3 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES 🤔😏
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ALAN DAVIES
3 hours ago
@Georgia Donald ambiguous double speak like most politicians , tongue in cheek satire x
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P. B.
2 hours ago
@Georgia Donald and no more man of the match in men’s football,now star of the match🙄
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Georgia Donald
2 hours ago
@P. B. 😮😮😮
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binshotalot
11 hours ago
Andrew should have his own slot on the new GBN channel 😂😂😂
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Lynne Postings
11 hours ago
👌🎯 binshotalot ….. 👏👏👏
That’ll keep them in their place !
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WashingtonSAFC
10 hours ago
The lack of an EX-BBC/Sky Pedigree will put paid to that.
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Ray Tillman
9 hours ago (edited)
GBN is still MSM, don’t be fooled by a new launch etc. They still have to toe the line or they will be pulled.
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andrew fox
8 hours ago (edited)
@Ray Tillman Well said, UKC predicted today that GBN would be “edgy” for 3 months, then allign itself with other MSM channells, with Pies Morgan taking over within 12 months.
I’ve just realised the typo in his name…….
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The Imperialist
12 hours ago
3 weeks to flatten the bs curve is where this lunacy started.
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Dan Tuber
9 hours ago
The cases are up because the testing is dodgy…90% dodgy- let’s not forget that! No to the reset!
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UnChannelDuVulpineX
6 hours ago
ccp testing is dodgy, ours isn’t. We don’t lie about the results either.
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Em Jay
4 hours ago
The manufacturer of the tests we use in the UK said that they give an 80 percent false positive rate.
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Dan Tuber
2 hours ago
@Em Jay Depending on amplifications
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Dan Tuber
2 hours ago
@UnChannelDuVulpineX haha
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Muktuk
12 hours ago
I’m curious, how much of Keith’s character is to give Andrew licence to say what he thinks and how much of the character is mockery? It’d be interesting to find out.
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Ray Grange
11 hours ago
Think it’s there to see.👍
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JazzHands621
11 hours ago
There is an American comic who posts videos with a similar strategy. It’s very clever, and gets the message across.
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Rachel Elizabeth
11 hours ago
He talks with too much truth and passion as Keith, for it to be anything other than his true opinion!!
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LionTheHeart
11 hours ago
Its all about the bullocks apparently!
Nice one again Andrew!
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Tony InAngus
11 hours ago
Today is Day 448 of 3 weeks to flatten the curve. Just sayin’
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Jarl Borg
Jarl Borg
11 hours ago
Well if they’d said ‘Three years to flatten Western Civilization’ you wouldn’t have bought it.
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KliveKushOfficial
11 hours ago
dont worry no restrictions on christmas eve as a treat again
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assaf naor
11 hours ago (edited)
The virus is so ffing deadly they are all hovering around a 95 year old Queen without masks and distancing.Dont see anyone spraying disinfectant over Carvis Bay after these pillocks have vacated.
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
thats because they havent got vaccination dodgers like you around them
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assaf naor
10 hours ago (edited)
@steve hardy people like you one prick in your arm and you think you are Gods gift to the human race.Now we know why business owners and others are scrambling to survive.
Check out the number with blood clots mycardio and bells palsy.
You are in a minority mate- wake up
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TheWalkingNoob
10 hours ago
@steve hardy Hi 77th Brigade, we see you
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
@Joe Jay I actually did so your grandparents fought so you could all moan about an extra 4 weeks jesus they would be so proud
ps he is still a ginger nonce
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
@TheWalkingNoob lol 77th brigade can you count to 77 ?
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toby morgan
5 hours ago
@steve hardy it’ll get extended again, again and again.
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Gary Wright
10 hours ago
Great Reset, dead right mate, it’s time to kick off.
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Patriot Avery 🇬🇧
2 hours ago
Don’t leave much longer , time is running out for millions of good people🇬🇬🇬🇧🌹👍
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Robert Holland
11 hours ago
I’ve not taken notice of it since it started,plus its also about the mass unemployment figures won’t look good, love your show mate
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andy530i
andy530i
9 hours ago
Me neither – I’m just living in a really crap B movie right now.
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stubones
11 hours ago
Watching them party it up at the G7 with zero masks and social distancing, after arriving by plane, train and motorcade, with fighter jets circling above, I have zero interest in what they have to say. The solution to them is 🔥 and 🩸
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Grand Miser The 3rd
11 hours ago
Boris to ” drop ” several Cabinet Ministers …………..( Over the nearest cliff ) …..BBC Sport !!!
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Pick McNose
11 hours ago
Doris appealed to Joe and the sniffing continued throughout the night apparently ….
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Geoff Owens
11 hours ago
Well said you’re saying what we think
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Eddie Vincent
10 hours ago
Very good this lad. Sounds like Rodders out of Only Fools.
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scotty87able
scotty87able
6 hours ago
“cosmic”
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Nono Yorbusness
11 hours ago
Income tax, a temporary measure to pay for the napoleonic wars, (15 days to flatten the curve).
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Flappy Goose
11 hours ago
Deaths: As close to 0 as possible.
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Nono Yorbusness
11 hours ago
At this rate people will be coming back from the dead!
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ALAN DAVIES
10 hours ago
The WEF and the WHO want the entire world vaccinated and zero covid , its an impossible task but of course they know that its all part of the deception.
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Nono Yorbusness
10 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES
They want zero people!
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ALAN DAVIES
8 hours ago
@Nono Yorbusness They dont like us.
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Jamesgames
11 hours ago
Well said matey… a definitive intelligent message mixed in with the wit today and good onya for it.
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Witssen
12 hours ago
It’s called biderman chart of coercion. Look it up. Do a video about it.
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Martin Dunstan
Martin Dunstan
11 hours ago
Definitely,stress manipulation enforcing compliance! The new normal is no longer where did I put my keys/pen but facemask,it’s been drip fed to us and those that dare to challenge this are vilified for not being under the influence of coercion and control🤔
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Brinkley’s Rescuer
11 hours ago
Shout out to all the other summer solstice babes ( incl Prince William) it’s our birthdays on 21st- So another year passes us by without being able to dance around Stonehenge ..can’t even remember why he said 21st June in the first place……it’s all becoming a blur or is that the plan?..You are spot on with the science Keef👍
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poppedweasel
11 hours ago
“why he said 21st June in the first place”
Any arbitrary date that will only be postpones is as good as another.
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Gillian Tordoff
11 hours ago
Boris’ birthday weekend too (19th June). Summer Solstice is one of the biggest dates of the celestial year so no coincidence that date was used as a carrot.
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Lynne Postings
9 hours ago
@poppedweasel
Not clued up are you ? 🙄
Dates mean everything to “them” !
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poppedweasel
8 hours ago
@Lynne Postings Um. I stand corrected, Lynne.
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Ivan Mcallister
10 hours ago
You should be running this country Mr Lawrence. These despots need removing and imprisoned. 😠
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LochSween
8 hours ago
FACT: it’s not BORIS who’s dictating and changing restrictions on our human rights, it’s the W.H.O. – via the UK’s’ “scientific & health advisors.”
Boris is “only obeying orders.” Bye, bye democracy.
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Ray Tillman
8 hours ago
And who is the biggest contributor to the W.H.O.?
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e bogdan
11 hours ago
Just think about all the people who got the jab just because they wanted a proper holiday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ….. thrust the government and take the ” booster ” as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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E James
10 hours ago
😄😄😄
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Billy Baxter
11 hours ago
Keith is like my alter ego. He says the words I want to say and I pretend I have better manners. The real reason is that I am a coward. Thank you Andrew.
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Lynne Postings
9 hours ago
Billy Baxter 👍 Truth is something to be proud of 😊 👏👏👏
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Alan Cruiser
10 hours ago
Spot on, it’s all about the Great ff Reset and nothing else.
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John Sheahan
11 hours ago
Four more weeks, then another four weeks, then the summers gone and we will be heading into winter when, no doubt, sage will persuade jellyfish johnson that we need another lockdown, and he will go along with it.
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CG06
11 hours ago
It’s inevitable. If they are twitchy now in the middle of summer with close to zero deaths and a healthy vitamin D soaked population, imagine how quick they’re going to lockdown once cold and flu season arrives?
I keep telling people, 2019 isn’t coming back and this isn’t about a virus.
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ALAN DAVIES
11 hours ago
@CG06 Boris virtue signalled yesterday, in fact he overdone it somewhat, like the bumbling buffoon he is, we are in this for the long haul.
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Vicky Newnham
10 hours ago
He can do one,I am sick of it all.I am older,had my jabs that I didn’t want to get normality back,he has lied constantly and I hate them all.If they want a reset,we put them on a desert island and they can have it.Meanwhile leave us alone,need our lives back.I can see war coming
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clarke fraser
8 hours ago
@ALAN DAVIES Boris wants to open up…..it is the scientists and other people who are putting so much pressure on him to stay in lockdown
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ALAN DAVIES
8 hours ago
@clarke fraser He has to do what he is told he aint running the country thats for sure.
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CG06
7 hours ago (edited)
@ALAN DAVIES correct. This is happening globally not just here in the UK. Boris isn’t in charge of anything. He’s just like an area manager at Tesco doing as he’s told by superiors.
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ALAN DAVIES
7 hours ago
@CG06 He should be in construction with all that building back better.
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Winston Smith
11 hours ago
Tear down any convid signs wherever you see them.
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M Dyson
1 hour ago
Been peeling off the offensive propaganda stickers, on the bus, in shops… Sometimes I get a bit creative with a sharpie. But best thing ive found is stickers and posters from The White Rose. Find them on Telegram
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Salty Kraken
11 hours ago
They are trying to stretch the restrictiosn over the summer until cool weather comes back and the virus cases start to increase – and then crack down on the people even harder.
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Aceface
12 hours ago
you legend Keif. Tell it.
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
says nonce aceface
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
@Joe Jay like it
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Joe Jay
7 hours ago
@steve hardy Working hard there Stevie ?
Sore fingers yet?
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Elk Paz
11 hours ago
Even in the Telegraph they’re calling this Orwellian.
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Rachel Elizabeth
11 hours ago
And Australian media. Compare Sky News Australia’s interpretation of the Great Reset with the BBCs (British Bullshit Corporation)
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susan leitch
11 hours ago
More like Dads’ Army! We’re DOOMED… WE’RE ALL DOOMED!😨😨😲
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
poeple on here only know the sun come on like you morons read the telegraph you probably think this is how you giro gets paid by telegraph
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peter hall
10 hours ago
@steve hardy if you’re going to try and be a sarcastic little bellend, at least get your grammar right.
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HUMPTYNUGGET
10 hours ago (edited)
@Joe Jay hmm so a technician or tradesman , Doctor , systems operator in the Army are not the brightest ? The officers not the brightest ……you are certainly not the brightest it seems ……even the Infantry requires expertise in handling the highly technical equipment they need to use and to get to sergeant or above is not an easy task as to make a mistake in charge of many others lives literally means life or death decisions tell me of any other job that requires that level of responsibility………
I joined the Army to get a trade as an electrician..not the brightest you say ?
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Andy Hobbs
8 hours ago
@Joe Jay Naughty, speaking as a long term Veteran.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Joe Jay
7 hours ago
@HUMPTYNUGGET Yeah whatever mate- my comments keep getting deleted by your army friends.
You signed up to kill for billionaire cnuts, now you’re all gonna have to turn on your own people, your own families. Then you’ll wonder if you made the brightest decision in your life. Think they care about you?
Good luck out there in the streets next year-hope the pension was worth it.
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hayley s
11 hours ago
It will go on forever until people stand up. The G7 photos show we’ve all been played.
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ALAN DAVIES
11 hours ago
Yes we must drastically reduce carbon emissions, Red Arrow air display, Really?
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Marion Thomas
50 minutes ago
And still people fall for it 🙄.
Socially distance for press pictures, then all out the window for the BBQ , even knowing cameras still rolling, if that’s not taking the piss words fail 🙈🙉🙊
Not only Boris who needs his backbone returned
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David Kirton
11 hours ago
Fed up with all this being the only subject on the news: can we please get on with the alien invasion
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Sophie Scarborough
11 hours ago
Bluebeam 👽they’re coming to take us away, hey,hey! 🤣
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Ian Hill
10 hours ago
Will Smith is on standby, and Jeff Gouldblum is still our boffin saviour. Its being handled, dinnae fash. 😏
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Ray Tillman
9 hours ago
Yea! that will be fun lol.
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EBE 2
8 hours ago
On my way don’t worry
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mikerobs1
3 hours ago
the hospitality industry isnt fucked enough yet. Just needs another 4 weeks to close another 1000 pubs and restaurants… slowly slowly …..The great Reset doesn’t want us to go out and enjoy ourselves.
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Paul Ward
9 hours ago
Andrew Lawrence for prime minister. I’d vote for him.
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Robin Pickett
11 hours ago
If only you 67m subscribers, then we’d know that everyone got the message.
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Marc Goodman
9 hours ago
Most people deserve what’s coming… Hardly anyone is aware of history…
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UK Outdoors
8 hours ago
Maybe it IS time for a great reset. Maybe it won’t look like the one ‘they’ have in mind.
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THE MESSENGER
9 hours ago
Truth and sanity…is what this Lad talks. Love him ! Peace from Australia cousins !
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eliot goodfellow
11 hours ago
this is one big lie. we need to start ignoring these liar politicians and just go back to normal life.
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ben31uk
12 hours ago
My lockdown has ended I don’t care what Boris says
Politicians don’t follow their own rules
Why should we
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dtulip1
11 hours ago
ALSO ME 🙂
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Charles Taylor
11 hours ago
@Fascism of the Future Me to , fuck em !
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robert casey
11 hours ago
The global time bomb about to go off. (Please share the hell out of this).
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/global-time-bomb-first-case-of-postmortem-study-of-patient-vaccinated-against-sars-cov-2-mrna-found-in-every-organ-of-the-body?fbclid=IwAR1NEcky4ekUTyYp5-rTkBOrfpYwVGre5amnFbJN1RXwHeyw3I52QB3UpFc
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robert casey
11 hours ago
@John Jones The global time bomb about to go off. (Please share the hell out of this).
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/global-time-bomb-first-case-of-postmortem-study-of-patient-vaccinated-against-sars-cov-2-mrna-found-in-every-organ-of-the-body?fbclid=IwAR1NEcky4ekUTyYp5-rTkBOrfpYwVGre5amnFbJN1RXwHeyw3I52QB3UpFc
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John Jones
11 hours ago
@robert casey saw that – will do
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robert casey
11 hours ago
@John Jones This is the biggest genocide in the history of humanity …. pol pot hitler and starlin combined wouldn’t make a dent on these numbers…… we must feel true pity for the people that can’t think for themselves ….. or do a simple thing like check what is in a medication before putting it into there bodies 😢
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John Jones
11 hours ago
@robert casey Most don’t even know – it is experimental – and mrna is not a vaccine – most are so stupid to sy – i had death jab – i am fine – therefore it is safe ! my guess is a lot of the jabs are placebo’s – or there would be too many dead ?
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John Jones
10 hours ago
@robert casey I lost trust in doctors through personal experience – they killed my mum – dad – and nearly me – i have done lots of research and found that all health advice is 100% wrong – stay out of sun – drink copious amounts of water – saturated fat is bad – sunscreen prevents cancer – it causes it – take 400iu vit d – should be 4000iu – the suppression ivm – hcq – no safe limit alcohol – anti nutrients in veg and fruit – are not a problem – proteins in veg are bio available – plants are green – meat is bad – opposite is true – etc etc etc – i paid for private consultation – my doc said i could come off all meds – my nhs doc said i would die in 6 months – 15 years ago – statins are dangerous – yet they force them on everyone – cholessterol causes heart attacks – bollox – cholesterol is vital for immune system – they know 75% of the world has vit d deficiency – where is the action on this – quick enough to stop you eating bacon
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robert casey
9 hours ago
@John Jones It’s only not obvious to the braindead sheep that all the latest health advice it total and utter TOSH!!! Stay indoors away from the sun and fresh air …. avoid human contact and destroy your mental health…. the list goes on….
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clarke fraser
8 hours ago
Boris is under pressure because if he ends the lockdown and there are many more deaths…he will get the blame. It is very easy for us writing here with no responsibility
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robert casey
6 hours ago
@clarke fraser Boris is a paid actor that’s all….
Forget the politcans ….. the politcans were put there to give you the illusion of free choise ….. you have no choise ….. you have owners…. they own you…. they own everything
It’s a big club and you and I ain’t in it
~ George Carlin ~
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Carol Ramsey
11 hours ago
Not me. I’ve moved freedom forward and I am just not going to abide by these insane rules any longer.
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Russ
11 hours ago
Fantastic Keith, best one ever!
Tell how it is. Thank you.
Never stop doing what you do Keith.
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Wizdumb37
11 hours ago
We need to ignore these clowns and crack on with life…. How they going to stop 67 million of us?
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Thaifoonthaiger
9 hours ago
To be honest, I can’t for the life of me understand why nobody has taken a pop at him.
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Zezima
Zezima
10 hours ago
In Idaho we dont even have mask mandates anymore. Life is literally back to normal.
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Em Jay
4 hours ago
In England it’s never going back to normal, I suggest you buy a gun while you can, they’re coming for America eventually.
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Marion Thomas
48 minutes ago
No one likes a show off, but can be really jealous 😉
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Lynne Postings
11 hours ago (edited)
OMG Andrew …. you say it as it is … you are MORE than brilliant !!!
ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU ! 💕
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David Smith
11 hours ago
Yesss….about time people started to point out THE GREAT RESET!!!
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Mynydd y Quartzite
4 hours ago
This guy is class 💪we need more people like this CMON !
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Alan JENKINS
6 hours ago
This bollocks ends now… then he stopped talking. Hilarious.
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Nidge OSullivan
10 hours ago
There was more real facts in these 2 minutes than has been on mainstream in a year and a half!
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gerard mcglynn
11 hours ago
Well said Andrew.
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Paul Harvey
12 hours ago
well said, our Keef!
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Gary Campbell
8 hours ago
If only the sheep would wake up to the tyranny, but I fear that they’ll sleepwalk into THEIR new normal.
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Twisted Sister
12 hours ago
You’re dead right Keif 👍🏻
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James Diamond
11 hours ago
Can someone point out to who exactly is now in lockdown , I just see everyone getting on with it
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Polygon Swan
Polygon Swan
11 hours ago
roads are packed today…
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James Diamond
9 hours ago
Joe Jay I’m talking about Joe public your exactly right they are the ones suffering
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I’m Bonkers
7 hours ago
Businesses are suffering pub maybe be open but only 60 capacity, restaurants , wedding organisations, it’s costing £1 billion a day in lost revenue
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mikes5637
4 hours ago
Tbh, I quite enjoy going to the cinema atm. Because of the distancing bollox I can sit well away from others and spread out a bit. Providing you’ve got a snack and drink there’s no mask rule, and you can take your own food and drink for ‘hygiene reasons’. And its dead cheap (£6 for Quiet Place 2). Trouble is they’ll go bust if it continues much longer.
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Stephen Ward
11 hours ago
Spot on Andrew. You’re dead right!
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Mícheál Flaithbheartaigh
10 hours ago
It was never supposed to end. Get out onto the streets and show them we’ve had enough . Next protest in London is 29th of this month
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mikes5637
4 hours ago
Waste of time if MSM don’t report it like last time.
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Marion Thomas
51 minutes ago
@mikes5637 that’s how you know it is 🤔
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sounds that can’t be made
9 hours ago
If Andrew was a politician he’d get my vote, in fact he should be PM…………………….
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Linda where was I? very nice tho x Milburn
9 hours ago
This man is a genius and we need to start listening to him not Buffoon Boris, KIETH FOR PRIME MINISTER 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Paul Round
7 hours ago
Oy Oy Mr speaker, the honourable gentleman is talking utter bollocks. 🤣
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JW B
10 hours ago
More and more people realizing the farce that be your government…
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Jason Hopkinson
10 hours ago
Amazing clip. Your best yet. A bit of basic virology in there too – natural selection by mutation. Respiratory viruses that kill their hosts tend not to do well for obvious reasons. One only need look at the hundreds of mutations, clades and subclades of any other respiratory virus to see they all go the same way. Better transmission and lower fatality which leads to…..better transmission via live coughing sputtering hosts.
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breakz187
11 hours ago
How long before this one is taken down by the Ministry of Truth
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Johnny Boye
10 hours ago
Keith Carn-Tarbought, well-informed & eloquent, would be a welcome addition to the Covid TV update line-up currently comprising Chris Whitty, Boris etc.
In an ideal world, he’d come on and there’d be a tech problem that prevented any hampering or stoppage of the broadcast, so the nation and beyond could be treated to some serious, unfiltered hoots
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Ruth Bashford
4 hours ago
“This bollocks ends now” Couldn’t agree more!
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Nick Smith
7 hours ago
A symptom of covid is withering the backbone; Boris has gone completely spineless.
Andrew always nails it!
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The GameCat’s out of the Gluebag-ger
11 hours ago
longest 2 weeks to flatten the curve ever
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Frank Finlay
4 hours ago
Its NEVER been about a virus, that’s just a suitable vehicle.
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Granma Bern
Granma Bern
3 hours ago
AKA Trojan horse
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Malka Suarez
3 hours ago
Bad flu with good PR to push WEF agenda.
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Hughman Being
10 hours ago
Wasn’t expecting the virology primer, great job!
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Delete Bilderberg
6 hours ago
When did Boris switch from being a hardline conservative – to a genocidal Marxist? 🤷‍♂️
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Caleb Van Der Wolf
10 hours ago
At last someone telling the truth, but now I fear for your life, they cannot allow that truth to be spoken.
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The Jack Of Hearts
2 hours ago
I must admit that when I heard phrases like “plandemic” and “Great Reset” a year ago I just put it down to the tin foil hat brigade. It’s not looking quite so stupid now.
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David Barlow
10 hours ago
Without emergency powers,the genocide can’t continue,it’s that simple.
You can’t use an “emergency” jabs if there’s no emergency.(manufactured or not).
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kevin aston
9 hours ago
We’ve just got to ignore it now, no reason at all to keep us in this hell.
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Owen Glendowr
9 hours ago
“This bollocks ends now!” You sir are a legend.
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chocksaway100
2 hours ago
My lockdown has ceased no more of this nonsense.
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Bob L
11 hours ago
Blimey you should work for Sage you know more than they do 👍
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Stirling Moss
9 hours ago
there’s still a lot of money to be made out of testing and destroying small businesses who compete with the big multinationals. So much for relying on the scientific ‘data’ aka share prices.
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D K
8 hours ago
Wearing masks and taking the knee really is something from “The hand maids Tale”. Their behaviour at that G7 summit with only the slaves wearing masks made me feel nothing but hatred for them and I’m so tired of all the lies now .
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LETHAL APOLLO GAMING
11 hours ago
PS Support local business BY British Support your neighbour Check on the elderly
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steve hardy
10 hours ago
just to prove a point how moronic people are you cannot even spell BUY you bellend
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Lynne Postings
9 hours ago (edited)
@steve hardy
…. Its good intentions… what’s in people’s hearts & what they say
that matters in this world …. not a spelling mistake or their spelling ability you F bell end !!!
And … BTW … some of the MOST decent, kind, loving & intelligent people in this world haven’t been particularly good spellers !
There will ALWAYS be certain words that even the most intelligent get wrong ! . . Saddo 🙄
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andrew fox
6 hours ago (edited)
Hey up Lynne, you know what makes me larf about Steve Hardly Relevents comments? It is the lone thumbs up on each one…..I wonder who would be the one person here to like Steve Lardies comments?
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Lynne Postings
6 hours ago
@andrew fox
Ummm …. wouldn’t be himself now by any chance . . . Would it ? ?
“😄😆😂🤣” 😊👍
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Georgia Donald
8 hours ago
Why does Keith Cuntabout make so much more sense than any one on MSM 🤔
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Richard Brown
11 hours ago
Love a tear up !!! ? I’ll tell you what Johnson , you surely are heading for one hell of a tear up . Not a threat , a promise .
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babavee100
11 hours ago
I so fevently hope that Boris will open up the country as planned. Nature knows that she can rely upon the english stupidity to multiply and flourish.
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babavee100
9 hours ago
@Peter Church You are quite correct, although there are exceptions when using capital letters regarding nouns. As for my superfluosity, it is an endearing trait of mine.
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Peter Church
7 hours ago (edited)
@babavee100 An excellent riposte, babavee. 🙂
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shamrock
9 hours ago
Spot on my san! Truth is they havent had their fill outta us yet..
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Helen Tucker
12 hours ago
I’m funking sick of it. Esp the bbc shite. Love ya Keith xxx
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doghouseclassics
12 hours ago
This was never about a virus.
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Rachel Elizabeth
11 hours ago
No, I always knew it was about something else, it wasn’t until I saw a comment in December, which was a lightbulb moment:
“Covid-19(84) is a scapegoat for the controlled collapse of the World Economy, in order to justify a new World Order, aka the Great Reset”
The fact that no one has been held accountable for 9/11 and the aftermath doesn’t fill me with hope about this situation tbh.
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JP’s Networking channel
12 hours ago
Brilliant
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Steve Gee
4 minutes ago
The virus hasn’t mutated as much as the humans that turned into sheep then turned into guinea pigs.
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RetroBiker
11 hours ago
Keith for Prime Minister!
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Better HRS
11 hours ago
So love to buy Keith a pint………..if we are allowed of course 😉
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Gary Johnson
11 hours ago
Surprised YouTube haven’t taking this video down keep up the great work son 💪
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Ray Grange
12 hours ago
Brilliantly true.
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Bob Crotchett
8 hours ago
I think I love you Andrew…
You’re a bloody hero mate and one of the few with the balls to stand up against this tyranny!
I hope you are justly rewarded in the very near future – maybe you’ll end up doing a weekly online show from Hawaii one day soon…
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Sonmi Norimitsuu
8 hours ago
Andrew you are a legend and its thanks to great people like you telling it as it is we have some sanity. You and Carl Vernon are on the ball.
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Wonder Why
11 hours ago
Spot on Andrew, thank you for another great video.
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Jay Seabie
10 hours ago
That’s a bit more like it Keef. U tell it like it is my son. 🤛✊
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Podkova
11 hours ago
I still see numpties outside in masks and latex gloves.
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poppedweasel
11 hours ago
Blimey, imagine wearing hand johnies in this weather.
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Podkova
11 hours ago
@poppedweasel if you ask me, they should have their telly confiscated for their own good.
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CaroleAnne Runcorn
11 hours ago
One at Tesco earlier muzzled wiping the trolley wearing gloves, hand sanitiser blah blah… thanks to prats like this, we are finished.
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Lynne Postings
9 hours ago (edited)
@poppedweasel
Hand Johnies .. hilarious ! 👏👏👏
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Lynne Postings
9 hours ago
@Podkova
Great suggestion… why has no one
come up with that one b4 ? 👌🎯
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Tolkienist 7
6 hours ago
Now in the most predictable move since this morning’s sun rise, Boris has said that the unvaccinated are to blame. I wonder if this is a pathetically transparent attempt at divide and rule while the real Virus slinks away back to his horse faced wife and his 9 pizza’s.
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Joss Fitzsimons
10 hours ago
Maybe we should make a trade before agreeing to a further lockdown extension. More freedoms to compensate as well as freedom for World Hero Julian Assange. No
Compliance until he is fully free, pardoned and compensated.
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Wayne Lyes
6 hours ago
It’s all illegal, we live in a free country, the courts have refused to prosecute anyone referred to them because it is illegal what Boris has done it can only be advice, could never be law of land! True feeling of the British people!
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Orwell 1984
6 hours ago
More science than you’ll ever get out of those SAGE grifters….
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Allen Perry
11 hours ago
yeah spot on, been saying it from day one!! the muppet puppets are in the elite pockets and are promised to be very well looked after when the job is done. as the saying goes, get up stand up, stand up for your rights, nuff said.
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Maria Spaducci
9 hours ago
They will be the fist one to go in the shit, they know too much.
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Allen Perry
8 hours ago
@Maria Spaducci they actually think they’ll be spared but little do they know!! the devil smiles at everyone, especially the creepers.
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Ravens Thorne
11 hours ago (edited)
And the Great Social Experiment goes on…
If you want the game to stop, don’t keeping throwing the ball back. As long as the majority keep saying “how high, master?” when Boris and the other Puppetmasters say “jump”, this nonsense will continue.
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Angela Nicholson
8 hours ago (edited)
Everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, contact your MP’s en masse!! If not we deserve what we get!
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The Count Saint Germaine
11 hours ago
Good man. It is way past the time to make a stand but that is exactly what people desperately need to do. Without a doubt, we have been lied to and misled, time after time. The facts simply do not fit the narrative we are force-fed.
Throw away the stupid masks and stop abiding by bullshit rules and guidelines.
‘They’ do whatever they please, so should we.
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David Foley
5 hours ago
You’ve said what we are all thinking.I can’t buy the lie any longer
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MrRRHHMM
11 hours ago
Good on you, Andrew….. Good on you……
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Agent Smith
7 hours ago
I think “Keith” is Andrew’s real persona. There was actual anger in this. Which is good…because people need to get very, very angry.
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andrew fox
6 hours ago
He is good, a hard hitting message delivered in a cocoon of comedy….here is a transcript of the latter part of the elquent rant;…
” There is no justification whatsoever for extending restrictions, the Covid death rate remains at an exceptionally low level, Covid admissions to intensive care remain at an exceptionally low level, yes cases are rising, the Indian variant is more infectious than previous variants of the virus but, it is also far less severe! That is what happens when a virus mutates it becomes more infectious but less deadly in order to survive, viruses rely on the cells of other organisms to survive.
A virus cannot function outside a host organism so ultimately it is in it’s best interests not to kill us. So while the Indian variant is spreading it is clearly NOT making people sufficiently ill that they require any significant treatment for it.
So why is Bojo shutting us all down for another month? I’ll tell you why; because it aint about the virus, it’s about The Great Reset! I know it! You know it! Non of us agrees with it, so why let it continue? Ignore the restrictions, reject the muzzle, mix with whoever you like, whenever you like, wherever you like, mix in groups of 6, 60 or 600 if you fancy it, but let’s not have any more of these dirty Covid LIES!
This BOLLOX ends now!”
I urge everyone to memorise to the best of their abilities the message Andrew has articulated so well & spread it to all the normies….or copy & paste it to social media.
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Socks With Sandals
10 hours ago
Here, here.
After the second “just two weeks” I took my freedom back and I noticed most everyone else did too.
Except the fools who bet their lives on the injection. I will not mourn them.
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Stephen Flynn
5 hours ago
Well said from ireland and im sick saying the same to the sheeple over here
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kevin barry
11 hours ago
People Please Take Back Your Powers NOW!!!!
ASAP!!!!!!.
Right On!!!!!
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Clevercloggs
12 hours ago
BRAVO!
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Repulse theMonkey
6 hours ago
The time is rapidly approaching, when we find out if millions are prepared to sit in their homes and wait until they have noting left. Or, do they stand up and say no more?
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P Dizzle
9 hours ago
2 minutes of absolute truth
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Short BoB
6 hours ago
‘Some of us would like our fucking lives back’ – you took the words right out of my mouth Mr Lawrence !.
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James Croad
11 hours ago
BRAVO, Keith.
Always knew you were a good ‘un 👍
NO to the ‘Great’ Reset.
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Chris Rebar
11 hours ago
VERY well said!
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Wat Tyler
7 hours ago
We must rise up and take the war to the tyrants
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Anthony Davies
7 hours ago
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
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Cleo P
Cleo P
5 hours ago
For years if you asked anyone the question “how do can you tell when a politician is lying?” the answer would be ” you can see their lips moving” Suddenly that response no longer exists.
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Simon John Hinton
7 hours ago
inflation will skyrocket and we’ll have to fork out £5 for a loaf of bread a d £2 for a pint of milk. great times ahead.
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srspower
4 hours ago
That’s actually interesting logic. As a deadly virus evolves when its hosts become more resistant it becomes more infectious and less deadly. It’s the obvious conclusion.
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Russ
12 hours ago
Lockdown ends whenever you want it to. Simple. Do not comply 💯
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Blonde Gremlin
Blonde Gremlin
1 hour ago
It’s not simple for the thousands of people who can’t trade – all the people employed in hospitality for example. My husband is a dj and had to cancel 14 bookings today between 21st June and 19th July. People generally aren’t hiring djs for illegal parties so ending lockdown isn’t simple for us at all.
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Sir Nigel Farage
2 hours ago
End furlough send people back to the office. Free holiday!!
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Robert Simon
4 hours ago
Andrew, just follow the money!! Mega deals completed with the political and financial elites.
Brilliant piece by the way!!
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Karl Durrant
3 hours ago
Most of what passes for morality these days is obedient cowardice.
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Charles Fleming
7 hours ago
At last the voice of reason.
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Paxo Le Feece
12 hours ago
Pretty obvious that this character is just you at this point, Andrew.
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Paul
3 hours ago
I will support businesses reopening fully with no restrictions
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Scott Fernie
6 hours ago
Please, someone get this to Boris asap.
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50450720
9 hours ago
Suprisingly Boris hasn’t listened to you!
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Colin Gantiglew
13 minutes ago
Tell that to Jack Arden and its health spokesman puppet; “She” is a clone of Doris Jonwhteveritsnameis and if it wasn’t for the moat all around us we’d still be in full lockdown “for your health and safety” of course. And its adoring collaborators are baaa’ing yes, yes, yes!
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davey1602
11 hours ago
From the heart. I like that.
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Odd Job
8 hours ago
“This bollocks ends now”…here endeth the lesson 👍
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Debra Smith
1 hour ago
You’re a good dude Andrew! Best wishes from the United States where I’m suffering through Hunter Biden’s father and his very angry female counterpart.
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DONTWATCHTHATYEAH
3 hours ago
Our freedom is gone, we’re going to have to take it back by any means.
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Noel Thomas
8 hours ago
I’ve heard there is another variant, it’s called the TWAT variant ….
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john barrett
11 hours ago
I have read that many people say ‘no more, masks/social distancing… That’s all well and good but how can we go about our daily lives (shopping/pubs/restaurants etc) if at the door you’re stopped from entering or escorted out by security for non compliance and enduring more stress for causing a scene because no other citizen will stand on your side. The majority of people have lost all sense of risk, solidarity and individual human right. I am bewildered that the youth, who have more to lose, are not on the streets screaming and making their voices heard re their civil rights being suppressed. And yet if it’s to do with an American Marxist movement pretending to be about defending BAME or XR then they’re out like a shot.
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Alex Kitson
Alex Kitson
8 hours ago
Yes he can. Because most people won’t get out and protest against these bullshit lockdowns.
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Martin Moore
6 hours ago
He’s just brilliant!
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Orson Cart
8 hours ago
Keith, back when this started I was expecting it to go on indefinitely. Because THEY’RE ALL QUEYNTES!
If you’re not sure what that is, consult your Chaucer. 😁
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dave john
11 hours ago
Well done Andrew wow bang on mate as you always are love your stuff bravo.
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Holly Talbot
12 hours ago
My lockdown stopped 1 year ago, and guess what still don’t know anybody who had COVID..
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#skillsets
#skillsets
8 hours ago
Can Keith C run as an MP? We really need him right now
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max
3 hours ago
It’s never been about the virus it’s about buying time for more jabs apparently the uptake hasn’t been satisfactory.
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Vic Limited
2 hours ago
……all we need is just one little spark…..
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vivian percy
8 hours ago (edited)
Bravo!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You are the best political reporter out there! And we now need massive “REFUSE TO COMPLY” rallies, in the multi-millions, around the world!!! 🌍 Shouting FREEDOM!!!
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Local Council Jobsworth
11 hours ago
The main issue with this Scamdemic is the English language is not capable of describing how insane the restrictions are compared to the severity of the Kung flu
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TheOutlawJoseyWales
4 hours ago
I was looking forward to your announcement tonight Kieth/Andrew.
Didn’t bother listening to Johnson.
What would be the point🙄
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C Johnston
7 hours ago
Thank you Andrew. Truths. Simple truths.
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Peter Gillson
11 hours ago
Well said that man…
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Queen Nef
3 hours ago
Tell it like it is Keith. I totally agree. Spot on. We must all get on with our lives. Still too many mask wearers, though.
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JOHN JAMES HARPER
11 hours ago
Well said
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daze 113
8 hours ago (edited)
Spot on ! Keith/Andrew for prime minister!
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Misty mac
9 hours ago
The meltdown at the Chinese Nuclear plant will be the next lockdown
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Cato the Younger
8 hours ago
BRAVO! May God Praise you Andrew!
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Andy Turner
5 hours ago
Two missed summers later we’ll still be told we can’t have a life. Control control control. When will people wake up to this propaganda.
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shaolinskunks88
12 hours ago
spit in the face of everyone taking the jab.
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Malka Suarez
7 hours ago
More infectious and less deadly – yes yes yes. You say it exactly like the super angry voice in my head. Exactly the same words.
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dempsey 95
8 hours ago
People have had enough and wont be contained. And only the sheep are getting the jab
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N Dev
6 hours ago
We need Diane Abbott as PM. We need to get this country back on its feet. She is the best person to calculate how long we need for lock down.
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Jumbo Mills
10 hours ago
The fungal toe death rate has been astronomical since the elderly first started dying in hospitals. Or have they all died with a fungal infected toenail?.
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Ross Pharlan Miller
12 hours ago
Nice one mate
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Jake Bullet
9 hours ago (edited)
I thought the rule was 6 people from 2 households.
EDIT : my mistake. That was the rule for us proles.
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L H
1 hour ago
Surprised you haven’t been banned on YouTube yet. Keep on rocking fella, you’re funny, relevant, and absolutely fucking spot on.
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george roskilly
4 hours ago
Let’s be real another month then another three it’s all about CONTROL
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Betty Swunghole
7 hours ago
I’ve never really been one for conspiracy theories, but even I’m starting to get a little uneasy…what’s going to happen on July 19th…? “Just one more month guys….”, and then another….and another…etc.
When is Boris going to face up to the truth that covid is never going away? It’s just a fact of life now like flu and beer shits. How will delaying lockdown easing help…?
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Real Surreal
7 hours ago (edited)
There’s no India variant or any other variant or this would be treated like a real pandemic and things would be greatly different.
Look at the G7 they know it’s not a pandemic and I bet they haven’t had the experimental MNRA jab they are forcing on us plebs.
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TheWalkingNoob
10 hours ago
Well done Andrew, I have been saying this since March last year
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Phil Martin
10 hours ago
Hey you lot sit up and listen to this guy, go on lad you tell em lad…. well done
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newtona1
11 hours ago
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t people see the blindingly obvious?
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wild bill
2 hours ago
Glad to see people are shouting and demanding he resigns well done now England unite and get rid of this dictator liar
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dtulip1
11 hours ago
Andrew I cannot LIKE this enough….honesty I’d give you a knighthood for this video alone <3
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De Lafayette
2 hours ago
Not sure how many of us are laughing at the Covidiots anymore.. might want to try a new routine.
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Martin Hogg
2 hours ago
Well said! Just how I feel too.
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Ryotbh
5 hours ago
“Oh, uh, dreadfully sorry did I, uhhh, say 4 weeks? I meant uhhh 8. That’s right, these 16 additional weeks of lockdowns will help save lives… well at least the lives of the 3 people that might, uhhh, get it…”
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Tony Jordan
7 hours ago
I remember ‘its just 2 weeks to flatten the curve’ last year and we still dealing with now , the people who were banned from social media such as Alex Jones and David Ike prophesied all this , coincidence nah
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john stephens
12 hours ago
Brilliant,man after my own heart..let’s get organising our next march in london….make it three times as big as 29th last month
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gail thompson
6 hours ago
Absolutely spot on.
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Chris Jones
8 hours ago
No Doris, I am done. Time to get on with our lives.
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knowles2211
7 hours ago
Not gonna lie… When I first watched you I thought, what a bellend! I persisted, and Keith Cuntabout talks as much sense as I’ve ever heard in my life. Or certainly the last year and half for sure. Keith. Once again. You are on the money!
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carl marquardt
3 hours ago
On ya Andrew. Up in Shropshire. ..no to all the bs
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Chris P
12 hours ago
Violence is the only answer now
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Maureen Salter
11 hours ago
You are amazingly brave. Thanks for the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Boris is being paid by the swamp.
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peter hall
11 hours ago
I will support any business that ignores this extension with my money. Pubs, bars, restaurants, shops etc. You should too.
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Eamonn Daly
3 hours ago
Herr clause runs the show,Boris has to report to him and Herr Gates,salute now.
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Max Chadwick
6 hours ago
Absolutely its about the great reset. And it will not end until we make it end 👊
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Patricia Dun more
11 hours ago
Good man.
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Scottish Tam
9 hours ago
c’mon Keith, it’s only 2 weeks to flatten the curve 🤡
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andy bell
8 hours ago
Bloody right. And what an odd world where you have to subscribe to a stand up comedians youtube channel to get the news, views and opinions that you can relate to and agree with instead of tv, radio and newspaper news coverage.
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M martin
2 hours ago
I can see the press video now, Boris says and now over to Keef for his thoughts 🤣🤣
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Panda Jamz
3 hours ago
Fantastic. Keith, your a ledge 👍💯
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zt9xmqxp
12 hours ago
6, 60 or 600? Interesting
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10beanz
7 hours ago (edited)
There speaks the leader of the opposition.
Well, he does in my view!
Was all meant to be over by Xmas, then when we got the jab. Now, another 4 weeks.
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Antony Kirkwood
9 hours ago
Heartbreaking to see people struggle,heros have turned into tyrants and bj getting rid of his adviser showed its the end unless something from the tory party is done.
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Dan Silve
5 hours ago
I would be surprised if it’s just another 4 weeks. More like Spring 2022. Of course it’s not about our health, it never was.
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Phillip Samuels
8 hours ago
Boris allows Biden and his cronies into the UK yet we people cannot travel and Boris is there swimming along nicely what a prick
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Anthony Brookes
11 hours ago
Bout FKN Time
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Marcus Copley
11 hours ago
Well said Mr Cuntabout.
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Eric Bown
9 hours ago
Did you take a breath …bang on as always 💯🇬🇧✊
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linda macey
11 hours ago
Spot on Keith👍 you are always correct, life needs to carry on & this is all about control, Take your Life Back, life is to short & we all going to die one day..
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Elena Johnson
8 hours ago
Watch the 4 weeks turn into 8 weeks, then 12…
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anthony
12 hours ago
🏋🏋🏋
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Ant Dubya
10 hours ago
Enough of the nonsense Boris, we can see straight through you.
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Daniel Mcquillan
11 hours ago
Great video Keith,
Truth is always refreshing.
Canada
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Russputin
9 hours ago
More common sense in these two minutes than from the entire government and mainstream media over the last 18 months
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Patriot Avery 🇬🇧
2 hours ago
Well said my friend .And you speak for thousands maybe millions of us 👍🇬🇧🇬🇬
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Witssen
12 hours ago
Lol
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dannyventure
7 hours ago
Keep moving the goalposts ??! We’re 10 miles from the stadium !
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Dean of the vale
10 hours ago (edited)
You can invite a communist take over in but you will have to fight your way
back to freedom.
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Arius
8 hours ago
Just had someone from the NHS on the phone asking me my opinions about the way things have been handled. I think I made her cry! And not a single ad hominem or profanity uttered.
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nicyooyak
11 hours ago
Absolutely spot on.
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jhøñ frañcïsz
12 hours ago
gud vid
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Sisyphus’s apprentice
9 hours ago
Why should he reduce the control?
Even in his wildest fantasies while rogering nutnuts did he think the great unwashed of this once great country could be so gullible.
What you see is the future children, like or leave. Your choice, but the turnip on legs won’t care either way.
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Jan Scott
9 hours ago
Very clever young man, Andrew. Well done.
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Tickle Pincers
9 hours ago
Borders’ll still be kept open though eh!
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Ross Rennie
4 hours ago
No Andrew he working for a foreign Power to keep us in our boxs
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Sammich Network
12 hours ago
Still not sure if you have these opinions or if you’re taking the piss out of these opinions
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Ronnie Scott
11 hours ago
Please someone show this to Boris
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Steven Fitzpatrick
11 hours ago
Now that I can understand, my language.
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Eddie Shields
4 hours ago
This lad knows the score. Go on son haha 👍
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andrew fox
7 hours ago
For those who doubt Andrews intelligence & articulatory abilities, here is a transcript;….
(the 1st 3 paragraphs are paraphrased, the 4th & 5th word for word, probably)
“Intro……”OY! OY! I’m Keef…….”
Now Bojo is gonna appeal to the Nation tonight to be patient as he seeks to delay final easing of lockdown restrictions for a further four weeks.
Well Bojo we’ve been patient for a year and a half, but you keep moving the goal posts, when you snatched our civil liberties, we were under the impression the measures were temporary, well 444 days isn’t temporary, it’s all very well for you swanning about Cornwall, having barbecues with no masks on with a bunch of G7 nonces, but some of us would like our lives back.
There is no justification whatsoever for extending restrictions, the Covid death rate remains at an exceptionally low level, Covid admissions to intensive care remain at an exceptionally low level, yes cases are rising, the Indian variant is more infectious than previous variants of the virus but it is also far less severe! That is what happens when a virus mutates it becomes more infectious but less deadly in order to survive, viruses rely on the cells of other organisms to survive. A virus cannot function outside a host organism so ultimately it is in it’s best interests not to kill us. So while the Indian variant is spreading it is clearly NOT making people sufficiently ill that they require any significant treatment for it.
So why is Bojo shutting us all down for another month? I’ll tell you why; because it aint about the virus, it’s about The Great Reset! I know it! You know it! Non of us agrees with it, so why let it continue? Ignore the restrictions, reject the muzzle, mix with whoever you like, whenever you like, wherever you like, mix in groups of 6, 60 or 600 if you fancy it but let’s not have any more of these dirty Covid LIES! This BOLLOX ends now!!”
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Shane Sayner
5 hours ago
I think this will drag on through summer. Then you know what will happen when winter comes? He will say cases are spreading faster so he will have another lockdown
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Sarah Bird
4 hours ago
I Love the way you say it like it is 😘, lockdown would be over by now if more people were like you and realised what utter bullshit this all is 🤪
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Amanda Lee
6 hours ago
Enough is enough two weeks to flatten the curve
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The System Is Failing
9 hours ago
100% mate! Spot on as usual! Lets ‘ave it!
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Leslie Welch
4 hours ago
Another 4 weeks, then another 6 weeks and so on, they wont allow us freedom Bojo is doing as he is told, hes a good little puppet, the zombies will always follow blindly, so we are screwed.
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Aflqs1
5 hours ago
What’s an acceptable additional number of people to kill because of selfishness? 1000, 10000?
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Wolffenhaus Merry
6 hours ago
Some people like being marginalized it gives them more to complain about. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Angry.
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Paul Williams
6 hours ago
Well said young man!
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Bradley Cooper
9 hours ago
That’s another find mess you got us into Doris 🇬🇧😁
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Chris Heath
6 hours ago
I am working to 21/6 and if Boris wants to move the goalposts again, he can move them up his arse.
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QuestionAll
8 hours ago
Furlough gravy train goes on until September while the HARDER working self employee get thrown to the wolves. Criminals.
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John Mortimer
10 hours ago
Spot on Andrew, well said!
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Claudio Junior
11 hours ago
That’s great advise.
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Mari A
7 hours ago
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Well said!!! I couldn’t agree more 💪
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Maria Spaducci
9 hours ago
Finally somebody speaks up.
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Lisa Vernon
6 hours ago
One of your best vids yet!!! Brilliant…keep it up!!!🤡🌏
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mfr58
6 hours ago
Well said Mr Cuntabout….
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Phil
11 hours ago
As the psychosis of Totalitarianism comes to play with your life, so the last delusions of individual freedom go quietly into the night.
Perhaps complainers such as Jonathan Sumption might now understand why so many call for a codified constitution, because his support for the status quo has really worked out so well for those who prefer reason over the alternative – right?
What’s the definition of madness again?
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Patrick Mcghee
11 hours ago
Cut through the bs to the heart of the matter the great monetary reset
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Geoffrey Stuart
11 hours ago
Thank you for your common sense. Please stand for Parliament.
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colin pearce
7 hours ago
Another 4 weeks then another 4 weeks and so on and so on, Its up to the people to stop this or it goes on forever
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Tiko Eastender
10 hours ago
Wish this brilliant comedian was real and not piss taker 😉
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peter king
8 hours ago
Keep it up, you speak so much truth.
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Zoe RW
4 hours ago
Boris and Hancock are jokes.
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barry richards
5 hours ago
Soon as I got home had to see if a vid was there boom 👏👏👍
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London calling London calling
8 hours ago
AND SO SAY ALL OF US 👍🇬🇧
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Alex Blok
4 hours ago
Why are people who are not chocolate held at airports and asked to quarantine, yet Indians carrying ‘the terrible Conavirus’ have been allowed in or back in to the UK? Seems to me they are intentionally creating this fear for the reasons you give. I am seeing more people without masks in supermarkets, so there is hope that a rebellion is slowly occurring, even if subtle.
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Bella Donna
9 hours ago
I doubt you would print what I feel at this moment! I leave Andrew Lawrence to tell it like it is!
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P H
8 hours ago
Thank you for saying it. We’re now at that point
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G Field
11 hours ago
Andrew talking sense again, or Keith? Or Andrew?…….or Keith 🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s the same fella I’m sure of it.
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Austin S
11 hours ago
Love ya Andrew keep it up mate 💪🏼😎
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Michael Knight
12 hours ago
Well said Andrew. Brilliant videos!!!
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Val Fulstow
7 hours ago
Thank you Mr Cuntabout for your eloquent and explicitly expressed views. 👍👍👏👏
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Sandra Johnston
11 hours ago
And so say all of us, Andrew, sorry, Keef!
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L Jo
4 hours ago
Well said, Andrew.
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Lee Mitchell
3 hours ago
I couldnt put it better than than that keith!😉
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Val Whyte
9 hours ago
Hurrah for Keith!!! Mask in the bin and collective disobedience is the way!!!! I have followed every rule, but now enough is enough. I do not intend to follow any further rules/advice. #PensionerPower
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Brontë
11 hours ago
You go Keef! Top man!👍👍🇬🇧
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Les Corlett
6 hours ago
Time to rise up and take our lives back! These mugs are fakin’ laughin’ atcha!
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steve roberts
11 hours ago
Spot on again
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Alison Williams-Bailey
4 hours ago
Amazing absolutely amazing 👍😉🌸🍀🎭😆
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Gary Holland
11 hours ago
Well said.
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Shpongloid
11 hours ago
Well said.
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Julie Taylor
10 hours ago
Can’t like enough. Just a shame people will still comply and thereby prolong the nightmare.
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Bennoth
10 hours ago
Yes Keef, here here👏
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onaraggatip961
11 hours ago
Couldn’t of said it better myself 💪
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Mark Tempest
5 hours ago
You’re a fucking star.
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Roger Smith
4 hours ago
Best vid so far.
Andrew you are a legend!
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J C
10 hours ago
Sadly there’s not enough like you in the country to make them change, we are the few now
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R B
11 hours ago
Walked through a shopping centre this morning, loads of people not wearing masks. People have had enough.
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steve LUFC64
12 hours ago
Well said that man
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John Seabrook
12 hours ago
Love it.
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Andrea
8 hours ago
2 weeks to flatten the curve. This BS has to stop. We have lived with Corona for decades… And we’ll live for decades more!! Live your life. You dont need traitor globalists Doris’s permission.
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Dan Yarwood
1 hour ago
I couldn’t have put it better myself!🇨🇦
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Kettle Vale
7 hours ago
You couldn’t really make a better summary
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Noobie!
7 hours ago
Fuckin’ Perfect! Subscribed!!!!
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HollyInLarkspurCO
3 hours ago
You tell ’em Keith!
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smartypants
8 hours ago
They want us scared and docile.
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Simon Cuthbert
4 hours ago
Good for you, Keith.
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M B
6 hours ago
Well said, Keith.
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Chris Barton
6 hours ago
Well said that man.
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jkirk888
8 hours ago
Go on my son!
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Rowan
5 hours ago
Love it. Good man!
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V2 Xerxes
5 hours ago
pain and suffering is mandatory
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Bob Largecock
3 hours ago
“Three weeks to flatten the curve”
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Rob Nevin
6 hours ago
Well said…
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Marek Dabrowski
3 hours ago
PREACH!
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shoz
9 hours ago
Couldn’t of said it any better.
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Firebrand VOCALS
11 hours ago
Andrew For Prime Minister 😎👊🍻💥🔥
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Paul B
9 hours ago
Seeing the number of idiots wearing muzzles, Boris will have no problem extending the lockdowns again and again.
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Tris Baker
8 hours ago
That was pure science Andrew.
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andrew fox
8 hours ago
It was.
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Ché Ragnarson
53 minutes ago
I’ve been saying that Samething about the host being no good to the virus if it’s six foot under since the off, But what do I know? I’m only a Right Wing Conspiracy Theorist Plumber!
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Disobey
2 hours ago
Nicely done mate. 💪🏽
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Beverley Butler
10 hours ago
Hear hear son 👏 you know it 😜
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Pip
7 hours ago
Spot on once again 👍.. Too true.
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The Bull
6 hours ago
Was this actually Mr Cuntabout speaking, or Andrew ?
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Michael Allen
9 hours ago
He’s sold his soul get him out
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allan1951
10 hours ago
Such is the arrogance of todays generation.
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Graham Preston
4 hours ago
Well said that man! 👏👏👏
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theymusthatetesla
8 hours ago
Excellent stuff!!
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Chris Wheatley
7 hours ago
Well said!!!
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john beach
2 hours ago
Good man speak truth unto power…
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Vivien Bailey
9 hours ago
Andrew you are to clever for your own good.👍 Boris will be shutting you down before long.
You are very intelligent and funny with it. You got my vote if your gonna sort this country out.
Bravo Bravo Bravo 👍👏👏👏👏
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masterofjedi
10 hours ago
Well said could not put it better myself 🤣
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Winston Smiths Taxi
6 hours ago
by far my favourite of your character’s
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Andy Macrae
7 hours ago
Spot on, but don’t forget the vaccicutions. 👍
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Cosmik Debris
9 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Greg Mainey
10 hours ago
EXCELLENT RANT – 1005 % agree!
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Julian Alstin
8 hours ago (edited)
You spoke more sense in that 2 minutes the entire MSM/Sage/Boris et al have collectively spouted in the last 18 months…. 👍😅
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Philip Herber
Philip Herber
4 hours ago
I don’t know I had a bbq on Saturday non compliant with the regulations….I’ve worked all the way through now my industry is slowly declining!!! But I’m not going to name a few off the company’s but their big and one is probably the second biggest in the world!!!!!this about control nothing more
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Michael Buck
6 hours ago
Yeah man spot on 👍
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xf1ax
1 hour ago
Love it!!!
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Rich T
2 hours ago
Well said!
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Mia
5 hours ago
Well said!
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brizee
11 hours ago
Surely, even the sheeple can see through this utter bollocks !
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Fleur Lintott
7 hours ago
Well said Andrew 👏 👌
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Mike Parker
10 hours ago
Doris the (Grossly) Incompetent the UK’s answer to Joe Dieson!
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MorrisseysMonkey
5 hours ago
Absolutely spot on! 👍👍
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豆男枝
2 hours ago
I couldn’t put it any better myself!
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Christopher Emms
11 hours ago
3 against
1000 for.
Someone’s not paying attention!
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Grahame Foskew
3 hours ago
Nailed it buddy 👍
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Big Muff
3 hours ago
Spot on Keith 👍
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Cletus 1234
5 hours ago
now he,s pleading to the nation for four weeks,to help the critical wards(nhs) because they,re nearly at capacity ?.
so why did we lock down for a year?. I thought it brought time to prepare.
and with the coronavirus not going away
why is freedom day cancelled.RESIGN BORIS
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Rage Against The Numpty
2 hours ago
Spot on again
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Lilly May
6 hours ago
As I said to the lady who I bought a rug from; we have to take back our freedom. Take back your freedom or suck it up.
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stephen murray
6 hours ago
Well said sir 👍
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Wizdumb37
11 hours ago
I can smell a revolovetion brewing 👃
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Patrick Mcghee
11 hours ago
Brilliant
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David Stukins
6 hours ago
Excellent synopsis!
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free thinking
4 hours ago
Top man 😊👍
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djjerome
10 hours ago
Keith for PM! 🇬🇧
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colin vaughan
4 hours ago
YES YES YEs go on my son👍👍👍
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Eric Milligan
9 hours ago
I agree with all you say Mr. Cuntabout.
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Sharon Williams
7 hours ago
Great video Andrew. Thankyou. X
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Colonial Koori
22 minutes ago
Fucken beautiful mate. Australia supports you common sense.
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Robert Oneill
5 hours ago
Wow, well said ☺
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Mat Man
3 hours ago
NO TEST! NO VAXX!👍🇬🇧
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Dee Hales
10 hours ago
Well said.
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Elizabeth Wallace
5 hours ago
It’s all about controlling the people’s interests. No entertainment. No drinking. No flying unless you’re flying in from infested India. No hollidays. No enjoyment in life. While the billionaire’s and millionaire’s enjoy themselves travelling all over the world without any interruption caused by the lower classes. They can even travel on all the empty road’s in their million pound cars once they get rid of working class bangers.
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Jamie critch
5 hours ago
Nice One Keef…
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Tekno Tony
2 hours ago
Well said that man!….
TAKE BACK BETTER
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Andy B
6 hours ago
Sadly……..f*cking bang on!
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Zara Ig
6 hours ago
This is new gender-neutral/feminine great reset agenda.
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Robert Creighton
Robert Creighton
10 hours ago
Boris CAN have another 4 weeks. what the feck are you going to do to stop him, whine endless on YouTube disguised as a ‘comedian’?
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Sophie Scarborough
11 hours ago
Bravo 👏👏👏👏💖
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Max Metcalf
3 hours ago
Amen brother
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Stephen Bale
7 hours ago
Brilliant again
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Harrington Ceramics
11 hours ago
Nice work dood 🤘
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Andrew Egan
3 hours ago
Blame the Bame.
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jerry keane
6 hours ago
Well said Sir.Im tired of feeling like an alien every time I go to the local supermarket here in Ireland…Where is your mask? Dirty looks from the brainwashed as I stand in the queue 😊👍😎
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Beyond Belief
Beyond Belief
5 hours ago
Well said Keef
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Darwinion
7 hours ago
Genuine question… what is the legal position for a workplace? I’m expected to wear a mask in certain areas of where I work, but not others. I can’t risk getting reprimanded (or worse) for standing up to this shit. Outside my work place is a different matter. Fuck ’em!
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joe schmo
joe schmo
11 hours ago
He along with them other queen countries are just trying to protect the health of us valuable locals. NOT
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Joey Me
4 hours ago
You are a star 💫
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Gordon S
9 hours ago
I couldn’t have said it better 😊
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Robert Richardson
2 hours ago
Whoa! One pissed off dude but spot on!
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jason bourne
8 hours ago
Couldn’t have put it better myself. OI OI
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james gallagher
10 hours ago
LAST WEEK 600 PEOPLE CAME IN FROM INDIA TO WORK ON THE CRUISE SHIPS—NO TESTS AND NO 10 DAY WAIT—J-A-G
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Sandy Tyrrell-Wright
10 hours ago
Spot on!
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losttheplot26
1 hour ago
They weren’t very distant at the G7.
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Richard Spicer
11 hours ago
Oh man I love you so much 👏👏👏👏👏👌
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Bev Green
11 hours ago
I had all my family over Boris , what you gonna do ? 😂😂😂
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Allan Davis
8 hours ago
Bumbling Boris Johnsons speech quiz.
Pick 3 words from this list, you get 1 point for each word.
Safety
Cautious
Varient
Unprecedented
Virulent
SAGE
Delta
Pragmatic
Safe
Virus
Lockdown
Masks
Science
Data
Infections
Bonus words worth 2 points:
Feminine
Gender neutral
Building back better
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Karen
4 hours ago
To all the clubs & venues. I understand you’re concerned about losing your licenses but think about this! If you don’t open next week regardless of what Johnson is saying, you’ll most likely lose that business. No license will be needed then will it?! You MUST stand up against this. Same as the NHS workers keeping quiet! You’re allowing this to happen. If you all stand up en masse they cannot possibly prosecute you all! The huge protest the other week was fantastic, we’re getting stronger but now is the final straw! We must unite & stop this dictatorship in its tracks. Think about your children! What kind of life are you setting them up to live? As for the ones scared out of their whits! I’d say to you, STAY IN if you’re that frightened! Either that or get off your lazy fat arses & do the research! It’s all out there for everyone to see! You’re being played!
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Adrian Bingham
11 hours ago
Four score and more weeks.
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Denise Motley
10 hours ago
Brilliant
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Alex Wolfe
8 hours ago
“ UK records three Covid deaths
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Rosalind Fidler
4 hours ago
Well said
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John Mcaulay
6 hours ago
It’s just non stop crap. We are lied to all the time.
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Mat Man
4 hours ago
Bojo the traitor!..Carry on!👍🇬🇧
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Shane
5 hours ago
I was only on lockdown for a week at the most, and even then i just went to the shops everyday for a giggle until i got bored of buying so much food i no where to store it anymore, then apart from a haircut i went back to normal, roads were a sheer joy
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Terrybibbad with love
Terrybibbad with love
6 hours ago
Bravo 👊☯👊
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Jimmy Brown
5 hours ago
on point 👍
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Wasp Sting
6 hours ago
Vote for this guy fucking love it ….. truth
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Ant Jeynes
4 hours ago
Hear hear👏👏👏
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Jeff Tucker
8 hours ago
3 weeks to flatten the curve, they said back in March 2020….
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steph mc
7 hours ago
Love it
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Alex Wolfe
8 hours ago
YouTube appears to be censoring my comments which quoted the BBC and stated that todays deaths are just one fifth of a percent of the normal daily deaths for the UK
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Art Design Hobby
6 hours ago
People really still believe this… 🙁
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Tim TPDRUMS
7 hours ago
Amen to that 👍🏻
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Mike Brooks
8 hours ago
I’m starting a rebellion, want to join?
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Ivor Mectin
5 hours ago
‘Don’t follow leaders’ – Bob Dylan
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Mat Man
3 hours ago
How about cnuts in wigs!?🤔
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Craig Wykeham-Martin
2 hours ago
Keith for Prime Minister 👍👏
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Karen
4 hours ago
BRAVO LAD!
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Robert Macleod
6 hours ago
My mp david mundell has blocked me from emailing him because he dosent like the truth. Everybody should badger there mp especially the plonkers like mundell
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Pauline Clark
9 hours ago
And they still letting them in dover 77 up to now today . Keep us in while they import illegals with god knows what diseases
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John Fulstow
10 hours ago
Well said Keef I c**t have put it better meself.
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June-Marie Morgan
9 hours ago
Bravo!
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alan brown
10 hours ago
There waiting for the cold season to arrive. That’s when the s*** Hits the fan.
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Moriarty mcG
6 hours ago
Cheers Andrew. Agree 100%
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Mark Banner
10 hours ago
Grow up. And stop crying. What can’t you actually do right now?
Go to a nightclub. That’s it.
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box cartwilly
6 hours ago
👍😎💖
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Jamie Riglin
10 hours ago
100% i am done with it bs now never wearing a mask again
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Lenorea Flute
9 hours ago
👏🏻 ❤
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Jim Butcher
10 hours ago
Make him prime minister ✌
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Big C
10 hours ago
So he can allow 22,000 fans to attend a footie match but you can’t invite 30 people to a wedding/funeral…
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Bogdan .Czapel. Czapnik
11 hours ago
Should put them in prison …. Come on England ….💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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wolvesdown
5 hours ago
Spot on
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stephen lennox
8 hours ago
Well said
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Carl Southern
10 hours ago
Well said
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Ken Martin
2 hours ago
well done mate
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Mark Lawn
7 hours ago
This is biologolical terrorism people
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Huw T Griffiths
9 hours ago
👏
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Chip Anderson
3 hours ago
And cue the Epsilon variant in 3, 2, 1…..
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Thomas Sutton
5 hours ago
Spot on 100%
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mark bayles
27 minutes ago
Couldn’t of said it better myself
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Barry Peas
8 hours ago
👏👏👏👏👏💯
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Vic
11 hours ago
Keith for PM
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alien Grey
9 hours ago
This is the total truth
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Keith Kelleher
10 hours ago
If you any chance of stopping this I strongly encourage the People of this country to WAKE UP YOU ARE BEING PLAYED and they are laughing at you! Where is your courage and your pride? FIGHT for your rights before they are lost forever. You have been warned ⚠
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Richard Macdonald
5 hours ago
Time for serious civil unrest people !!!!
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Flappy Goose
11 hours ago
Why do they want everyone jabbed? Stick this patent number into your search engine wo2020/060606.
Thats the end game.
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Freshest DJ
10 hours ago
Never believed it from day one at all ! It’s a big lie 🤥
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Castle Keep
10 hours ago
Take EVERYTHING back NOW. masks off all round!
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John Belcher
4 hours ago
Only We Can Stop Bolox?
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Robin Burn
7 hours ago
Four weeks, you’ll be lucky, I wouldn’t be surprised if its not longer
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Akke De Groot
Akke De Groot
7 hours ago
Yeaaaahhh!! Total Boris & co bollocks.
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John Riggs
8 hours ago
This Bollox Ends Now. Remember that people – just take those bloody silly masks off – then the whole sh1tshow falls flat.
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Jerzy Gawor
11 hours ago
Hear, hear! This bollocks must end NOW!!!
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Mark Gardner
12 hours ago
Absolutely, Kieth
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Ronnie Phillips
12 hours ago
I have never followed there shite rules this is all kidology n ushering in the great reset bs
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Kevin Norton
8 hours ago
SPOT ON!!!
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Gee D
7 hours ago
JHB this morning on talk radio gave a fantastic monologue at just after 7 o’clock after the news. Check it out.
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Chris Jones
8 hours ago
Brilliant mate
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Don’t Tripp
2 hours ago
Pandemic lasts 3 years you got a while to go Yet
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People’s Choice
11 hours ago
Shit me ginge….. You been in the sun too long.
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E4Unow TV
3 hours ago
Rise up!
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what what
5 hours ago
I keep trying to re-subscribe but it only allows me to subscribe once. I’m being victimised.
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The ORACLE
9 hours ago
The Big Bloviating Blob Botus, a Sad Sick Sack of Scat Slob!!!
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zimmer651
8 hours ago
Those 16 individuals that have down thumbed, WTFU and do some research. Andrew is right.
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Thinking Aloud : Chris k
11 hours ago
Cos boris isn’t calling the shots is he…’sage’ or the ‘Oracle’ or a wise owl…
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Mario Cesar
Mario Cesar
5 hours ago
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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TreeMunky
2 hours ago
Three weeks to flatten the curve…
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simon cowles
3 hours ago
Fkn well said m8
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mango 8
11 hours ago
Bojo Ballsed up
Allowing people to meet uncles ,cousins from red list countries.
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Maureen Barnes
8 hours ago
Move to Swede. Where they treat you like AN ADULT
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John Williams
11 hours ago
Keep getting letters from the NHS about a vaccination
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stand for truth
12 hours ago
it’s so blatantly obvious this is all about the not so great reset
end the bs NOW …… do not comply
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Dave Shaw
3 hours ago
Patient lockdowns are not working.
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#
11 hours ago
Two words – Civil Disobedience.
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Donna Cretch
11 hours ago
It wont be unjabbed that’s to blame it will person dying who’s had the vax.?
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TNToncourt
10 hours ago
It’s time to pull the curtains on this scam.
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Bailey Crowther
22 minutes ago
Theres hidden agendas mate
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PREACHER OF THE WORD 7
5 hours ago
THANK YOU.
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tombra7
6 hours ago
seriously , you believed it`s temporary ??? Lockdown Forever !
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Martin Heath
3 minutes ago
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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b gg
8 hours ago
Time for mass civil disobedience
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Rebecca Conlon
11 hours ago
4 weeks to flatten the curve…. where have I heard this before 🧐🙄
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losttheplot26
2 hours ago
No your all very naughty. Not allowed. Your grounded for another month.
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roland smith
4 hours ago (edited)
That bollox as you put it ,ended for me months ago no marsk wearing anywhere………just check the Gov. Com “exception”
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DorBue
9 hours ago
If u behave u might have xmas 2020 together. Still in lockdown … June 2021
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Priscilla Watson
5 hours ago
He will if he has to, because that’s what a leader does. He leads. and you and I will have to follow our leader. U personally don’t want to get the virus now at the end, because of over-confidence.
Yes it has been too long, and yet we are missing some very important chunks of our lives. BUT There are PEOPLE SEVERELY ILL OUT THERE, AND I DON’T WANT TO JOIN THEM.
I’ve just been discharged FROM KING’S HISPITAL WHERE I HAD A VERY SERIOuS BRAIN SUrGERY. I SAW THE HOSPITAL BEING WASHED STERILIZED EVERY DAY TRYING TO CONTAIN THE DICEASE. this is too serious, and THIS IS CERTAINLY THR WRONG TIME TO GET OVER CONFIDENT. With all due respect.
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peter Holmes
11 hours ago
Oh yes he can.
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English Patriot
8 hours ago
FFS people listen to him will you…
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Jake
1 hour ago
A lot more people are seeing the bigger picture now…
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/regulation-for-the-fourth-industrial-revolution/regulation-for-the-fourth-industrial-revolution
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Mario Amorim
7 hours ago
Now it’s the Delta variant they are trying to scare us with.
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ExsiliumDipity
6 hours ago (edited)
Well the vaccine is not totally harmless either, is it?
Ever heard of Ivermectin?
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Scam Demic
4 hours ago
👌
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Yorkshire lass
10 hours ago
Take two jabs you were promised freedoms lol lies lies lies
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Trevor Macken
10 hours ago
🤣😂🤣😂🤣💪💪👏👏👏
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Mick OBrien
10 hours ago
Read my mind.
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Adam Redfern
12 hours ago
Bravo.
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Timo Nijenhuis
10 hours ago
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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T C
11 hours ago
😅💪❤
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Wolf Among Sheep
3 hours ago
UK is finished your all screwed it’s not going to end
You lot let it happen
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jay
11 hours ago
What a strange guy
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Adam Smithson
1 hour ago
Pozdrawiam serdecznie i życzę miłego dnia
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brian bottomley
10 hours ago
watch out the indian is after YOU
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kev defender
10 hours ago
are his eyes real
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joe heaton
2 hours ago
Not worn a face nappy since day 1 no intention ever.
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daniel riddell
11 hours ago
We all know it.
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Jinty C
2 hours ago
Just subbed xx
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M J
10 hours ago
Can you run this country please.
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Roger Newton
3 hours ago
I’m afraid he can. And he will.
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Kevin Saward
11 hours ago
oh yes he can. and if we need it so be it.
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Elite Mook
Elite Mook
10 hours ago
Enough is enough
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Pixies Corner
3 hours ago
G 7 what a pile of bollocks
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aranos
2 hours ago
👍👍👍👍
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Zoe RW
4 hours ago
I agree!
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Kim Robertson
11 hours ago
Oy. Oy, to f**** right !!!!!
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Steph G
2 hours ago
QUIETLY DISOBEY
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Balla Services
12 hours ago
Hear hear!!
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Gazza1818
3 hours ago
This is total Bollocks Andrew,they are f hypocrits,im carrying as nothing has happened,But wait there will be a mars strain a bradford strain a leeds strain this will go on forever PEOPLE FFS WAKE UP.
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Mark Lawn
8 hours ago
What a load of bolloxs how many variants are there ! There one they are making this shit up !!
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Shirley Smith
11 hours ago
Totally agree!
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Corked Wolf
11 hours ago
Youtube won’t let me share AGAIN!
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Mark Lawrence
5 hours ago
good lad.
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DD p
5 hours ago (edited)
Only the high payed are on furlough remeber that people struggling to pay the rent? When are the british going to find there balls! carnt u see wot I can see? Only large buisness will survive this.and that’s wot they want find ur ball and say no. and peacefull protests doesnt work good luck GB..
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Sally’s Piccalilli Pot
11 hours ago
So fucking right
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Ivanhoe
10 hours ago
He can go and do one
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Peter ali
11 hours ago
How can you argue against that, every word is true, it seems like so called freedom day is just a fantasy
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Frank Hogarth
5 hours ago
Hero
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English Bulldog
5 hours ago
4 weeks my arse
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Ubiquitary
11 hours ago (edited)
Fed up with the Prime Haystack. Unfortunately there’s no viable opposition in sight so he’s in place indefinitely.
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Thurston Radford
11 hours ago
Yes !
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St. Andreas
11 hours ago
100%/100%
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Katy Oldfield
9 hours ago
It’s all about keeping the money in the UK!
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D D Jay
11 hours ago
What he said.
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Beevalover
11 hours ago
Buck YOU Forris.
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tanseygreen
6 hours ago
The only answer is bombs
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Metal Man
11 hours ago
Sheeple are you listening !!!
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Sheila Smith
12 hours ago
Nice pne
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Maggot Drowner
11 hours ago
Get a refund on your passport on msss
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Miles Away
6 hours ago
Keith is the kinda dude you’d really like initially. Then the extended passing “watcha” gradually turn into a “Keith’s spotted us and he’s headed this way. Everyone look busy, don’t engage and absolutely DO NOT mention ‘furlough’ or ‘liberties'”.
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Dean Johnson
9 hours ago
Defo wot ee sed!!!
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André Ouellette
11 hours ago
Here, here!
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PunkyParanormal
4 hours ago
Punkin.
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Andrew Daley
12 hours ago
For all the people who don’t do sarcasm I am being sarcastic in my earlier comment 🇬🇧👍😁
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MrBlaugeist
MrBlaugeist
10 hours ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO CAN YOU HEAR NO NO NO NO NO ……..NO
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STEVEN Langdon-Griffiths
2 hours ago
I agree.
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md
11 hours ago
TRUTH
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Mr Mawson
3 hours ago
🤣
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Paul Hevan
5 hours ago
I consider all these as Chinese variants 😒🖕🏼
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David Allen
4 hours ago
Bollox to him
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Ivanhoe
10 hours ago
I’m off to the beach anyone coming
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Stephen Mcdowell
3 hours ago
Hear”hear”
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Benevolent Son
2 hours ago
Yes.
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Wolf Swan
11 hours ago
it does and it will
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DJRustla
8 hours ago
A frickin men
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ElvenSpellmaker
11 hours ago
6uild
6ack
6etter
666.
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James Moran
11 hours ago
6uild 6ack 6etter
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J Worple
J Worple
10 hours ago
Is it racist to report that this increase in Infections is predominately (97%) amongst un vaccinated people of certain non-white ethnic groups?
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gabriela marino
9 hours ago
Exactly
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Pierre Mchughes
9 hours ago
Vax damaged idiots are coming in droves to our A & E
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Alex Radiobomb
Alex Radiobomb
11 hours ago
+1 😂
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Kayak & Coastal Fishing
38 minutes ago
Hi Marcus, Ignore me.
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Carrie Peterson
11 hours ago
🌞
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Roderick Herbert
8 hours ago
Boris is guided by the HEALTH EXPERTS, and will act accordingly,
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Wolf Swan
11 hours ago
4 years
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Sam Dave
5 hours ago
Jab jab jab then o we got it wrong rip
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Karlhorsfield 71
9 hours ago
Oi oi
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Daniel Smith
7 hours ago
g7 nonces hahaahhaha
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Brendan Bod
10 hours ago
Oh shut up
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alan brown
10 hours ago
Blue pill or the Red pill. ??????
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Richie Haley
Richie Haley
11 hours ago
A!
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Carmel Grace
46 minutes ago
Stupid no longer!!
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Jesus Johnny
11 hours ago
Truth ist.
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Ben Fryatt
5 hours ago
Hmm
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Sheila McCauley
7 hours ago
When are they going to have Vegan jabs? Or at least organic, so not fair!!
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Cosmic Soda
6 hours ago
Ere ere
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fatbelly27
11 hours ago
You do realise that this is a comedy persona? Like Alf Garnett for the 2020s.
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clarke fraser
8 hours ago
A lot of stupid people on here…. i would love to see what you would do in Boris’ s position where you have the responsibility of people’s lives. I want lockdown to finish on the 21st but there are too many people against it in the top positions, i don’t think Boris had any choice but to extend it.
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Delboyo El Mundo
10 hours ago
Christmas is cancelled
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Martin Simmons
Martin Simmons
2 hours ago
Fail
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CB1000FP1
CB1000FP1
10 hours ago
The lockdown should certainly continue largely because the public are to stupid to grasp the current situation, they are responsible for ignoring the rules and carrying on doing what they do best i.e partying and spreading the infection, it could have ended last year but instead of staying at home whilst being furloughed they went out to the beauty spots to enjoy themselves, I had to walk my dogs on the streets to avoid these walking bio hazards because the parks and riverside were full of these idiots with no masks or social distancing, the public only have themselves to blame for continuing lockdowns
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Richard L Y
5 hours ago
This isn’t funny or irony or satirical because its content is seriously incorrect with none of that therefore dangerous BS that too many people will actually believe entirely because they want so basically just more social media #wibble.
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wotdoesthisbuttondo
wotdoesthisbuttondo
8 hours ago
Why do you have to swear like that?
Anyway, are you wanting lockdown stopped to make sure apprehension/deportation of illegals is frustrated or something?
Doesn’t repeatedly encouraging rebellion and crowds to amass just stretch it out longer so we’re going round in circles?
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John Haynes
8 hours ago
I’m a great fan of Andrew but this…nah. Obviously people want to do gigs, nightclubs etc but let’s hear what the Fat boy has to say before making judgements.
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Jackie Geritz
6 hours ago
Furlough is extended until September.
Convid Marshall have been employed until 1st February 2022.
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John Haynes
5 hours ago
@Jackie Geritz Ah so you see a conspiracy a plot against your personal liberty ? The Furlough was extended before the Budget and Covid Marshalls are temp contracts subject to rapid termination who are paid by the local authority, so the ‘sweetner’ of guaranteed funding was for the councils not the people employed as marshalls.
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Jackie Geritz
4 hours ago
@John Haynes Your point? 🤔
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John Haynes
4 hours ago
@Jackie Geritz Same as your original comment, none whatsoever, bye
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Jackie Geritz
3 hours ago
@John Haynes Mr Haynes. I hate to break it to you, but if you make a comment on social media sometimes people will respond.
I thought that I was being HELPFUL, as this current September furlough has been kept quiet from the public for some time, as have the couple of new Covid Marshall Contracts.
Also, the American Boris Johnson has taken it upon himself to amend The British 1969 Genocide Act, but I expect that you know that already too.
I actually thought that i was being helpful as you had said “Let’s wait to hear what the Fat boy says before making any judgements.”
Yourself having decided to judge me as being some sort of conspiracy theorist.
You have called Boris a “Fat boy” and you have, without knowing anything at all about me, thrown an insult my way too.
What an odious little man you must be.
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Andrew Daley
12 hours ago
Boris is a good man he knows what’s best for us love ya Boris. 🇬🇧 👍 ❤
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poppedweasel
12 hours ago
What a pity you don’t know what’s best for you. Idiot
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Chris Stephens
12 hours ago
@poppedweasel I think he is being sarcastic fella
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poppedweasel
12 hours ago
@Chris Stephens One would hope.
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Andrew Daley
12 hours ago
@poppedweasel your the idiot I’m being sarcastic 🇬🇧👍🤣😂
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poppedweasel
11 hours ago
@Andrew Daley Fine. I had apologised to you in your other comment when you explained it was sarcasm. Wanna be like that, you dandy arsed powder puff?
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Benjamin Behan
12 hours ago
I want restrictions to end. However if its prevents a 4th lockdown I’m all for a 4 week delay
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N S
12 hours ago (edited)
If you think they are ever going to relinquish the control you are sadly deluded. This ends when people say no more.
Unfortunately too many weak minded people like you in this country who keep saying ok then, just another few weeks.
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Pauline Phillips
12 hours ago
Really?
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Chris Stephens
12 hours ago
Brainwashed idiot
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Russ
12 hours ago
@N S I agree with you totally NS. Take care, be free. 💯
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Tom Jones
12 hours ago
Nonce
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Lonely Boy
12 hours ago
Fuck of
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Russ
12 hours ago
@thundercity311 exactly 💯
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Mark Dale
11 hours ago
How on earth could a 4 week delay make enough difference to prevent a 4th lockdown? Do you really think it is that finely balanced? Irrespective, who is going to stand up and guarantee that, certainly not Boris. One final point, restrictions have ended for all intents and purposes. The gov are no longer able to micro manage the behaviour of the population, they have no way of measuring it (bar fabricating cases as a result of flawed testing), and therefore no idea of where we will be in 4 weeks, or at any other time. Just how long do you intend to go along with this speculation. These people don’t care about you, and they are certainty not in the business of protecting individuals.
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David Burman
11 hours ago
Sorry Benjamin….the lockdowns are about control of us….not control of a mystery virus. But don’t feel too bad about 90% of the worlds population have also drank the cool-aid and blindly follow everything they’ve been told. Jim Jones used prefered grape flavoured Kool-Aid to eliminate his people……what flavour is in use now ?
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Benjamin Behan
11 hours ago
@David Burman I tested positive for the Indian variant today. So its not imaginary
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robert casey
11 hours ago
The reason why cases always spike while hospitalizations and death remain flatline is because when they need a spike in cases to scare everyone they run the PCR tests at 40 cycles….. if you run the damn thing at 40 cycles you will litterally find anything you are looking for…. they have been caught red handed doing this a few times. PCR is only supposed to be run at 17 cycles.
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robert casey
11 hours ago
@Benjamin Behan You have the Indian variant…. how do you feel? Bit of a sniffly wiffely nose? A bit of a cough….? It has been well documented that the Indian variant is only about as bad as a normal cold. Do you want our economy destroyed over a mild cold???
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robert casey
11 hours ago
@Benjamin Behan The global time bomb about to go off. (Please share the hell out of this).
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/global-time-bomb-first-case-of-postmortem-study-of-patient-vaccinated-against-sars-cov-2-mrna-found-in-every-organ-of-the-body?fbclid=IwAR1NEcky4ekUTyYp5-rTkBOrfpYwVGre5amnFbJN1RXwHeyw3I52QB3UpFc
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ms 13
11 hours ago
I want restrictions to end. However if it prevents a 5th lockdown I’m all for a 5 week delay. And stuff.
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mikes5637
8 hours ago
@Benjamin Behan I wish you well but if you’re in good health you’re very unlikely to get seriously ill. Your immune system will do its work and then you’re good to go with antibodies. But how are you going to feel if you’re back in Lockdown come Christmas? Will you be asking why?
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mikes5637
8 hours ago
@robert casey Read the whole thing. The guy was 86 with dementia, high blood pressure and prostate cancer. That was not a healthy human being. He died of being 86.
Stop scaremongering. Or getting scared yourself by Internet tabloids.
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David Burman
8 hours ago
@Benjamin Behan I truly wish you well. Its not imaginary I agree….a mystery is what I said. The lockdowns however only make it worse. Outdoors the odds of inhaling enough virus to make one ill are extremely small. However lock the population indoors as my province did the infections go way up….as planned.
We have been lied to since day one…this is man made ! Its been circulating since 2019 minimum ! Clearly to hide the real agenda at play…. those who still defend this maddness have clearly drank the cool-aid
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robert casey
6 hours ago (edited)
@mikes5637 I did read the whole thing…. and all I did was post the link for people to read… I’m not fkin scaremongering…. The bottom line is it won’t matter how old you are if it’s the spike protein In the vaccine that’s doing the damage…. your age or how strong your immune system is will be totally irrelevant.
“The first-ever autopsy of a person vaccinated against COVID-19, who tested negative 18 days later upon hospital admission but at 24 days after the VAX, has revealed viral RNA was found in almost every organ of the body. The vaccine, while triggering an immune response, DID NOT STOP the virus from entering every organ in the body.
The viral RNA was found in virtually every organ in the body, which means the spike proteins as well.
There are antibodies (like the “vaccine” is supposed to create) but they’re irrelevant because, based on a study from Japan, we now know that the spike S1 protein is what does the damage.”
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