Andrew Lawrence – Sexist, Racist Comedians – Aug 13, 2021 — Transcript

 

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Andrew Lawrence

 

Sexist, Racist Comedians

 

Aug 13, 2021

 

 

 

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Hi everyone! This is me, Andrew Lawrence.

 

These are very sensitive times we live in.

 

For people who enjoy comedy it’s difficult to know which comedians you can and can’t trust. If you choose to follow a comedian on social media, or YouTube, or if you choose to go and see them live, all the time you’re probably thinking:

 

“Oh god! I hope they’re not going to say anything sexist! I hope they’re not going to say anything racist!”

 

Well, I just wanted to make this video to assure you all that I will be doing both those things.

 

Don’t get me wrong. I’ve got a lot of black friends. A lot of brown friends. A lot of oriental friends. And they’re all kunts!

 

But they’re not as kunty as the White people I know!

 

White people are the kuntiest people!

 

And the kuntiest White people are White women! Middle class White women with your “MeToo” movement, and your “Time’sUp” movement, and your “tampon tax”, and your “gender pay gap”, and your “patriarchal oppression”, and your “toxic masculinity”, and your “mansplaining”, and your “man-spreading”, and your “man-flu”, and your endless mindless whining fucking bullshit!

 

Middle class White women are the kuntiest people! And even them are not as kutniest as disabled people, ginger disabled people! I’m glad they can’t walk! Ginger disabled people are so kunty, it’s nice to know that if I go upstairs they can’t follow me.

 

And even they’re not as kunty as environmentalists, with your Greta Thundberg, your Extinction Rebellion, your electric cars, and your vegan cheese. Environmentalists are the kuntiest people!

 

Here’s my message to you if you’re an environmentalist.

 

You and I both know the only thing killing this planet is too many people. A surplus of humanity exploiting too much of the earth’s resources. So if you really cared about the future of this planet, you’d kill yourself, your family, and all your friends! Then you donate your body to medical science so that medical students could experience firsthand, up close, and personal, just exactly what the corpse of a sanctimonious kunt looks like!

 

Anyway, thanks for listening. And remember whether it’s sexism, or racism you’re after, or just bigotry in general, I’ve got you covered!

 

 

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Ryan Holland
15 hours ago
It’s sad that we are at stage where comedians have to be censored to be non offensive or just offensive to the right people (straight white men). Comedy is there to shock you and is the best way to deal with dark situations. I had cancer a few years ago as a teenager and when I do talks for youth cancer charities I always joke about the situation as it allows people to be more relaxed around a horrible topic such as cancer.
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SC Bath
15 hours ago
Well said. Glad you’re better now.
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Hugh Barr
14 hours ago
Ryan, well done to you.
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Dannyvw
14 hours ago
A non offensive comedian isn’t a comedian. They’re a slam poet
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Tony Cooper
14 hours ago
@Dannyvw “slam poet”?
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James
13 hours ago
@Dannyvw With powerful testimonies!
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MiScusi1980
13 hours ago
100% agree I say f@ck this cancel culture era and congrats on getting better x
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Champagne SOYcialist
14 hours ago
Not just funny, a walking reality check. Legend.
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Doug Charnley
15 hours ago
Nevermind finger on the pulse, you got your hand wrapped round the heart of all this. Keep nailing it!
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Plane Drifter
13 hours ago
First half was great, and then we see why it has not been taken down as he bows down to the Globalist Cabal with his Overpopulation PsyOp Sh*te.
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Johnty J P
12 hours ago
Oooooh, Smoooooth😉
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John Cashbeast
10 hours ago
@Plane Drifter he doesn’t mean it you donut he’s taking the piss
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Plane Drifter
10 hours ago
@John Cashbeast – the way he says it doesn’t sound that way to me – first half tonality good but not the last bit – listen to it again.
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gerald blaney
15 hours ago
I was worried he was going to say something offensive.
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Noel Ward
15 hours ago
Haha … never.
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Stevie McAdam
14 hours ago
That’s a genius comment there!
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Fiona Chitty
14 hours ago
Yes, thank god he didn,t ! 😅😅
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Andrea H
14 hours ago
Nah, not our Andrew
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allan burkinshaw
13 hours ago
Aye he tends to hold back a bit too much for my liking.
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god zillas
13 hours ago
he may have said fuck … but i think he got away with it
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Mima Kiora
12 hours ago
LOL
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Dirk Handke
5 hours ago
Thank God that didn’t happen! 🙂
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apathyintheuk
5 hours ago
He didn’t. He just delivered the greatest two minutes of truth that I’ve probably ever heard in my entire life.
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IAN SHAW
25 minutes ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tangent Arc
14 hours ago
A man who knows what his audience wants, and never fails to deliver. Top notch.
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ron burgandy
14 hours ago
I’ve never met this young man , but its pretty obvious he cares passionately about our country and has a good heart , but that doesn’t seem to matter to the woketards on the left. How evil are they to try and take his living away and cancel his voice for the sake of their delicate feelings. Id subscribe a million times if I could and give him prime time on T.V. brilliant comic.
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Hugh Barr
14 hours ago
Ron, I agree totally and thank god every single day for people like Andrew Lawrence. He WILL win through.
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#skillsets
12 hours ago
Agree. You can tell he’s an absolute top lad.
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Critical Thinker
11 hours ago
The woketards who are doing that are emotionally and intellectually defective.
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michael hancox
14 hours ago
You have the gift of saying things people are thinking but are too afraid to say. Best comedian I’ve seen for years.
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Tim Catton
15 hours ago
You are brilliant Andrew, keep on going, don’t let the bastards get you down.
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Tony Cooper
13 hours ago
Tim – he’s just been cancelled by the moberarti – tours cancelled, manager fucked him off, new BBC series cancelled, no spot at the fkin fringe and he can forget being pencilled in for the star spot the Royal Variety Performance – he’s fucked. “don’t let the bastards get you down” – you have no idea. Live the dream, be asleep.
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Noel Ward
14 hours ago
I have had to watch this one several times.
Pure genius.
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T Lily
14 hours ago
Brutal but no word a lie. Lost my chips when you got to the environmentalists. They are in a super league of their own. Ha ha ha.
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Queenie 1949
14 hours ago (edited)
Dear Andrew, it’s sad you have to repeat this over and over. As a straight talking Londoner, aged 71 I’m also a child of the 60s. I lived through the times when Germaine Greer was active and together with many other women fought for equality. In the work place, in our homes and in the wider community. The silly cows who have blocked Germaine from talking do not understand the true position and what it was like living back then.
They should think themselves lucky to be alive now and stop having ‘issues’ about sexuality and all the other sh** they come out with. They are actually making it harder for many women (of all races) to live in a fair world. They do the cause of equality no good at all, in fact it makes it more difficult to make a way in today’s world for women & young girls. No one cares about their ‘silly-as-ar@e holes’ utterances. I just wish they would shut the ‘f’ up and get on with their own lives so the rest of us can live ours in peace. So many better causes are out there to sort out but guess they are only worried about themselves and are clearly not as intelligent as they think they are.
On a funnier note, I burnt my bra for the likes of them, what a wasted of time that was😂🤣😂. Keep up the sterling work, sorry again about the emojis, but I love what you are doing you are a 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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I’m not like Everybody else.
14 hours ago
Remember how they stabbed Erin Pizzey in the back for saying women can be just as bad as any man. The sisterhood soon turned on her for telling the truth and being fair to men.
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Carole Geer
14 hours ago
Thankyou for putting into word exactly how I feel. As a woman of the sixties, who didn’t burn her bra…..only those with small breasts did so, for the rest of us, it was far more important to be well supported. Hang on….I’ll have to find the right emojis for this…. No! There is no emoji for unsupported breasts.
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smartypants
12 hours ago
Sorry love but if you’re a feminist you have blood on your hands. You started pushing a dissenting narrative after the Marxists swapped rich/poor for men/women. I’m amazed that women are now outraged that men are trans!! You fucking started it.
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nicky Catton
12 hours ago
As a teenager in the Seventies, it never occurred to me that I might not be equal to any of the boys I knew! I love your sketches, Andrew, as you’re so grounded and you really make me laugh. Please carry on the good work, I share everything you do!
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DorBue
11 hours ago
@Carole Geer Hang on .. no punt intended 🙂
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Stormy Gayle
8 hours ago
I’m 71 also and just left a comment.,. Along the same lines., but yours was better. I look at these women and all I can say is: “You do not know you are alive”., it honestly makes me feel angry .. our age grew up in an age where women we not worth sending to uni coz we just had babies, where women married they often had to leave jobs, or cldnt get a job after marrying bcoz they might get pregnant and they weren’t interested in our skills., the main Q of the i/view being ..”will u be having children
any time soon” where certain jobs like being a pilot or having a trade was not possible
We fought to change that then we fought for maternity leave and then child care and equality of opportunity .. getting legislation to protect those things .. and look at what we have now.,?
generations of spoiled over educated , self indulgent,self obsessed moaning females who think they are hard done by.. where did we go wrong!!
They don’t know they’re are alive.. hating men was never part of feminism per se.. seeking to use our brains and not be disadvantaged because we bear our beautiful children were the objectives..
Lord help us that what was once a successful women’s movement., has come to a tampon tax.. I cringe with embarrassment and despair! 🙄🙄🙄🇦🇺
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Simon Forrester
1 hour ago
@Stormy Gayle It used to be a movement that anyone who loved and respected their womenfolk was behind, now it’s just a hateful, divisive battle of the sexes.
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Robot Junkie
45 minutes ago
@Carole Geer 🐶🐶
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MrFandango123
15 hours ago (edited)
Andrew has gone for the full nuclear option of retaliation. Fight fire with fire. Keep going, Andrew.
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Buster Jangle
14 hours ago
and not to many cunts in it, just enough.
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V MM
14 hours ago
He couldn’t have chosen a more perfect action
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Short BoB
14 hours ago
I never thought I’d have this much respect for a comedian – the guys an inspiration .
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Fiona Chitty
14 hours ago
Absolutely, brilliant comedian, breath of fresh air!
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DanteVxV
10 hours ago
he`s gonna look like a south african farm when the lefties are thru with him
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Ray LV
14 hours ago
Just when I thought that Andrew couldn’t get funnier and more on point…. BANG, he goes and bloody nails it again. This man is in the vanguard of the return to normal life and humour!
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Wario
15 hours ago (edited)
The sanitised, sterile and tiny piano playing in the background makes this even funnier. lmao
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Derek Domino
15 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣 someone whose comedy isnt cookie cutter marxist, tory bashing BBC panel show fodder.
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Charles Taylor
14 hours ago
Don’t think he will on HIGNFY anytime soon among the leftie c…s !
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andrew johnston
12 hours ago
@Charles Taylor Was he not on the Michael Mcyntyre Roadshow and live at the apollo , those must be the right wing BBC shows
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Marvin Tenner
10 hours ago
@andrew johnston Yeah, he was on them about a decade ago, before they banned him because he pointed out Mock the week’s issue with choosing diversity over funny.
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andrew johnston
8 hours ago
@Marvin Tenner really don’t see the need for all the fuss made over Andrew , watched his set at comedy unleashed a few years back, funny yes offensive no
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Corsus Atreides
15 hours ago (edited)
Best comedian on the planet! Absolute legend!
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apathyintheuk
5 hours ago
We need a bigger planet to adequately accommodate his brilliance.
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Hugh Barr
14 hours ago
Mr Lawrence, I believe you are a sexist, racist and definitely bigoted against the Scottish. Keep up the good work. I laugh every single day at your brilliance and comic genius.
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Peter Brown
14 hours ago
Absolutely brilliant, never fails to make me smile. As a disabled, white pensioner hope l’m not a c**t . Keep cranking out vids Andrew.
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Gari Sullivan
15 hours ago
The comments about disabled ginger people…. too cruel, man. They made me laugh out loud.
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George Caplin
12 hours ago
He just went in. Everybody complaining about him, because something he said might’ve been a bit near the mark, and he thought, “Sod it!”.
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Techno Narg
14 hours ago
The best so far,I haven’t laughed so hard since they told us we are in lockdown and you have to wash your hands while singing happy birthday. You are a gem Andrew,thank you for keeping comedy alive.
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Vinigarr
15 hours ago
You are doing the Lord’s work, Andrew.
More power to you.
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Vic Skelton
14 hours ago
You, Andrew Lawrence, are a bloody funny man. And, mark my words, you will have your day in the sunshine because the vast majority of ordinary people are by your side.
Keep taking strength from the stupidity of others. No compromise and that’s why we all love you.
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Sarcasm is not hate speech.
15 hours ago
This man is keeping comedy alive. Have you watched that political correctness shite? I’d rather watch paint dry then any comedy on the main stream media.
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Chris Smith
13 hours ago
Live at the Apollo is fkn appalling. A dose of the clap is funnier
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Hereward the Outlaw
9 hours ago
Nobody is watching it, have you seen the plummeting ratings?
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Mark Jones
14 hours ago
I’m glad SOMEONE is finally calling out the disabled. I’m always criticised because I’m attacking people “who can’t stand up for themselves”. Good on you, Andy.
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god zillas
13 hours ago
Used to be a bloke around our way who went blind , worth noting , went .
He had the full cane and walked at an amazing pace .
As kid we would stop him and say excuse me , do you have the time
9/10 he would look at his wrist , realise what he was doing then lose his shit , manically waving his stick around on the off chance of braining one of the little laughing shitheads ( us ) .
This went on for 5 years .
I suspect if i told this story on one of the disability sites it wouldnt go down well .
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Yellow Jackboots
15 hours ago
“The planet is overpopulated.”
*new virus starts reducing the population *
“OH MY GODI WANT TO LIVE!!!”
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Normal Person
15 hours ago
RIP Dr Shipman
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PuNx for Trump
14 hours ago
Worlds badly managed
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Stephen Bates
15 hours ago
Just gets better and better….
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Jordan Mills
15 hours ago
This man is an absolute legend
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andrew daley
15 hours ago (edited)
Ginger comedians are exempt from being offensive. 🇬🇧👍
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pakka
15 hours ago
what about Keith Lemon’s sniveling grovel. I wish somebody told him before he did it.
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Jane – – –
15 hours ago
@pakka
He’s not a real “Ginger”. He’s a ‘Yellow’ ahole ….
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Tony Cooper
14 hours ago
are they fuck
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Barrie Reid
14 hours ago
Not one dislike (so far) and speaks volumes for the truth spoken by Andrew. Thank you for helping me keep my sanity.
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Karl Hulme
13 hours ago
Them ginger’s are just a bit slow with the typing.
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John Davies
15 hours ago
Thank you for being so sensitive, sterilised and biologically homogenous.
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Kiomi Cakes:Sew Perfect💕
11 hours ago
The fact that I didn’t expect to laugh this much at a comedian says something about modern mainstream comedians.
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Robert
14 hours ago
It’s a shame I can only like it once.
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RachyRooM
14 hours ago
You’re the only comedian who said “Great Reset” out loud, so that’s enough for me to trust you.
The trust breaks when I see 🤟👌👁🔼☦ and all that kinda shit, ya know? 😅
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thisisnumber0
15 hours ago
Join us on Burn An Environmentalist Week during Vegantide, you know it makes sense.
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George Sharman
15 hours ago
Many a true word, bravo Mr lawrence the thinking mans comedian
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Andrew Croft
15 hours ago
The only funny thing about female comedians is the Smell.
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Panda Jamz
15 hours ago
Well, I not going to the chippie now.
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V MM
14 hours ago
Aw, Lucy Beaumont is funny though, she’s so sweet. And Paula Poundstone makes me laugh. But the rest of them, yeah bugger em they’re not funny
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Charles Taylor
14 hours ago
Fishy c…s !
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Alan McLean
12 hours ago
Andrew is a rare and welcome breeze of comedic fresh air in these dull dreary humorless p.c. times.
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Weirdlyoneoffs
14 hours ago
I swear you go from hilarious to bursting blood vessels in our brains from laughing! We absolutely love your humour. Cuntiest people on earth, I’m killing myself laughing. LOL
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Robin Morritt
14 hours ago
Genius comedy is when the jokes sound like they wrote themselves. 👍😁
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Paul O’Dowd
12 hours ago
I didn’t count them, but that must set a record for the number of times the word cunt has been used in the space of 2 minutes. Absolutely brilliant and funny. These videos just keep getting better and better. We’ve seen so many people issue groveling apologies once the twitter mob have set about them, but my respect for Andrew goes up and up as he refuses to apologise or back down. You are an inspiration for us all.
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Jason Weatherall
4 hours ago
“Ginger Dissabled people, im glad they can’t walk” i fucking lost it at that point, thank you andrew, honestly have not laughed in a few days and was close to asking my wifes boyfriend to slit my wrists…. i needed that belly laugh. you Sir are a legend!
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Andy Hobbs
14 hours ago
Ace, and l could listen to you all day. A pile of chuckles that’s needed in these shipwrecked times!!!!
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Jane – – –
15 hours ago
I ‘Choose’ you because you say EXACTLY how it is Andrew. Bravery, right there ….
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SB13X
14 hours ago
Not laughed that hard at anything on YouTube in a long time.
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utini rhino!
14 hours ago
Brilliant, Andrew you just get better every time!
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Elturril
11 hours ago
Pure gold, pure gold .. this is how comedy should be, using humor to deal with difficult topic and no one is off the hook ..
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Frenetic Traveller
11 hours ago
You’re fast becoming a comedy genius and the best thing about it is that you infuriate the libtards so much they’ll be spitting feathers!
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Mushkiepotamus
15 hours ago
I wish Andrew would tour the USA!! Come to The Villages FLORIDA- please!!!
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Adam
13 hours ago
It’s not often that I actually LOL. But I LOLd so hard I almost choked on my white privilege.
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Buddhist Sympathizer
15 hours ago
Absolutely brilliant!
But I wonder how long this will stay up . . .
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waynus
15 hours ago
i`ve shared it several times already , fkn hillarious!!
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Amoeba Virus
15 hours ago
I’ve forwarded to Twitter! God help me aaahhh
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Metal Man
13 hours ago
Andrew you make so much sense “ in the best possible way “
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Jezza One
14 hours ago (edited)
I see the ban hammer coming down after this video. Susan will be going ballistic.
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ROBERT SAVAGE
13 hours ago
Andrew you a fucking legend mate. So pleased to listen to it all.
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alan plumbridge
15 hours ago
One of your best, Andrew. Well done!
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vjab1108
14 hours ago
Keep donating to Andrew and keep Comedy alive.
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Mike Hipperson
14 hours ago
Andrew, get on Alex Belfield’s road show. He may be a bit miffed at having a real comedian upstaging him but you will gain even more kudos for not running away and hiding!
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sounds that can’t be made
sounds that can’t be made
13 hours ago
I was thinking that, I’m sure the vast majority of Alex’s audience would find Andrew hilarious ………….
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Chorlton and the Wheelies 0161
12 hours ago
Mike Hipperson. That’s a brilliant 💡! He got all his gigs cancelled didn’t he? So I’m sure he could do with the work. Can someone ask Alex if that would be possible on his live phone in? Alex is aware of Andrews plight so I don’t see why this wouldn’t work. Fabulous idea Mike – I hope somebody at least suggests it 👏✌
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siege upon
15 hours ago
Is this what they call “The chilling effect”?
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Paul Trewin
14 hours ago
That was uncanny…Have you met my wife?? You just described her to a tee, Andrew.😎😎😎
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Doublethink
13 hours ago
Ah, the age old question posed in a new & novel way: Do Americans understand British irony & humour. We’ll soon find out, if the inimitable Mr Lawrence gets deplatformed again.
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12 hours ago
America has a demand for racism that can’t be met. Haha this will fill the void for the idiots
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Frank Bartlett
14 hours ago
The torch once carried by George Carlin and Sam Kinison has been passed to Andrew Lawrence.
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Johnny Boye
10 hours ago
The thing with comedians, in these times, is that you are never on the edge of your seat wondering where it’s going to go next. They’ve been woked-down or cowed. It’s surprising how much influence a tiny minority of ideological sociopaths can steer national behaviour, but if you consider the small percentages of those who steered an entire nation into depravity 80 years back, maybe it’s not too much of a surprise..
Glad to see someone’s picked up the battered baton of free speech and the comedy that arises from it.
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Andrew Barratt
14 hours ago
Brought a tear to my eye. Testify, Mr L!
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willatno2
11 hours ago
Brilliantly done as ever ! Totally smashes their narrative into perfect absurdity !
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Short BoB
14 hours ago
Cunty is my new favourite word – I love this man , he is a fucking hero .
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Milton Keynes
13 hours ago
Short Bob my affectionate name for my ex was Cunty Bollocks.
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real cooking
15 hours ago
Curse you for having a sense of humour 😐you should all be ashamed of yourself….. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣What has happened to this world😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ron burgandy
15 hours ago
2.14 of truth , I’d almost forgotten what it sounds like. well done fella👍
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Leesunited
13 hours ago (edited)
Hears the thing for me, when something makes me laugh… its joyous right? We can all join in and laugh at each other, its been going on for years, Jim Davison and Manning made fun of all things living human. It comes with the territory.
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This is England
15 hours ago
Well done mate, I felt like that today 👍
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Stewart t
13 hours ago
nice to see he’s mellowed in his old age
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Ian Magee
15 hours ago
WELL SAID AND VERY TRUE.
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Podkova
14 hours ago
Scorching and salting the earth at the same time. Kudos.
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Michael
12 hours ago
I hope the owners of the venues who cancelled his bookings are watching this, fcking brilliant.
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Chris Jones
15 hours ago
Perhaps Hungary IRL and GAB social media might be a wise choice.
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Andrew Cooper
14 hours ago
Ah, pressed nearly every button there, well done mate.
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Mima Kiora
12 hours ago
nearly ? wich one did he miss ?
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Jon Smith
12 hours ago
I’ve never done a patreon, or anything similar. That changes now.
Crowdfund a venue so we can all watch Andrew live?
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Carole Geer
14 hours ago
I laughed and laughed and laughed at this. Thankyou Andrew…..from a white middle class woman,
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Cameron Jones
11 hours ago
This had me in tears. He is fucking amazing. No.1 YouTuber in human history
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Mike Vickers
11 hours ago
This stuff makes me feel so much better, I think I’m probably going to be screaming a little less at the TV screen each night when I watch the news.
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Syd On The Net
14 hours ago
Absolutely Brilliant, well done Andrew, keep it up Chap, you make my day…
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John Gillett
15 hours ago
Now that’s the type of comedian I like 🙂
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rebecca crawford
10 hours ago
As a ginger disabled person I’m delighted with this sketch. Thank you!
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Colin Harrison
12 hours ago
Brilliant, Andrew. The most common sense around at the moment.
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HazelEyedAndWild
15 hours ago
I’ve just watched it on Twitter. 🤣🤣🤣 I love all your videos, Andrew!!! 👍🏻❤️
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13 hours ago
Eh, I heard he was cancelled over there?
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Muso
4 hours ago
I love this guy! Can’t get enough, AL, hope you outlive, outlast and outrage every last PCC
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Arcadelife
13 hours ago
Best one yet. I mean, I love it when Arnie tells me ‘screw your freedom’ but this video right here has taken me to a new emotional high.
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Paul Clark
8 hours ago
A truth pill is always so much easier to swallow with saccharine, thoughtful background music!
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PDR1704
15 hours ago (edited)
couldn’t have said it better myself well said mate !!
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British Brexit Confusion
15 hours ago
I am afraid, young man, you crossed the line when you made completely unwarranted remarks mocking vegans.
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Noel Ward
15 hours ago
Hahaha … it’s OK. Their heads will explode.
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Buster Jangle
14 hours ago
I will send them a pack of fake bacon, that should keep them happy
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Andrew Wilkins
12 hours ago
Just when you think you couldn’t possibly love a comedian more than Andrew Lawrence he dials it up to eleven. We are seeing comedy history being made here. Chaplin, Keaton, Hoffnung, Lewis, Milligan, Ustinov, Wall, Cooper, Kaufman, Andrew Lawrence. Many are called, few are chosen.
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Failed Ninja
14 hours ago
Andrew, god damn brilliant, again. Keep it up!
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baby barca
14 hours ago
Andrew Lawrence thank you for being you. thank you for your bravery in speaking for the silenced majority. you may be standing alone but you have the nation by your side.
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Derek White
13 hours ago
I did laugh out loud at this, I love the way Andrew turns the screw. (Y)
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goo goo g’joob
14 hours ago
I’m offended. Not so much for myself, but for my ginger friends. Well I say friends, I really mean people I’ve see on Facebook.
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Marion Thomas
Marion Thomas
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣
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Rappers57
13 hours ago
I some times feel you struggle to express your feelings. Keep fighting it my boy!
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Georgina OHara
15 hours ago
That sad piano playing in the background 🤣
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Annuvyn Arawn
7 hours ago
thanks Andrew – It’s important to hold up the values we hold so dear to our hearts and you are leading the way ! Live, laugh and be free !
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Storm Crow
13 hours ago
When is Andrew going to get a slot of GBNews?
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Johnny be good
15 hours ago
Wow spot on Andrew you tell em there is so much truth on what you said but some people won’t be able to decifer your message because they are too stupid
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Neil Carpenter
8 hours ago
I like this Bloke he’s unusual for a modern comedian in that he is actually funny, I can’t see it catching on in today’s climate though, pity .
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TheLastHope
15 hours ago
Oh no a sith white ginger male spouting the truth, god help us the world is going to end.
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Jack Bradford
14 hours ago
I don’t think hes a sith. If he was that would be great.
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C Davies
15 hours ago
So underrated has me stitches most days keep it up 👍🏻
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Malcolm Rich
1 hour ago
Andrew we live in strange times where comedy has had it’s hands tied behind it’s back and it’s mouth taped up. Bring back real comedy when we as British people ( that’s ALL British people) could laugh at ourselves. Keep up the good fight. ✌️
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HelloImDavid1000
14 hours ago
Hilarious as always. Excellent top tip for the eco warriors to remove themselves, it’s the right thing for the planet.
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Andrew Ridley
13 hours ago
Eloquently as ever mate. Refreshing 👍
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Mediocre Mouse
13 hours ago
It’s sad George Carlin would be attacked today
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johnthebrexiteer
2 hours ago
You are the ” Churchill ” of comedy and truth. I play your ‘speechs over and over again. The pulse of the nation in these difficult times! Thank you.
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Steve Wood
14 hours ago
Well it made me laugh! Nearly choked on my cuppa! Great stuff.
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william white
14 hours ago (edited)
Why does this guy only have 54k+ subs??? He is brilliant 👏😀👌
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John Mattingley
2 hours ago
😂😂😂It is safe to say, I absolutely love Andrew. In this weird world it turns out he’s sanest voice anywhere on the internet. I’m serious.
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Chris Gibson
13 hours ago
I thought I was the only one, that hates disabled gingers 😂
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AJ
14 hours ago
What a ripper fella, go for it, you get all the support. 👍🏻
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Daimo
14 hours ago
Love these new ones where Andrew Lawrence plays Andrew Laurence
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Keith Taylor
13 hours ago
Keep up the good work Andrew.if you’d have been working in the 70s or 80s you would definitely be top bill.real comedy taking the piss out of everybody no matter what race or creed,offending everybody but hurting nobody.
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a5teroth
15 hours ago
I’m in the mood for a 30 day ban so I think I’ll share this to Facebook.
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Miami Explorer
11 hours ago
Keep it up. We aren’t yet able to comprehend what good you’re doing for our society. But we’ll know someday. 🙏
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Ewan Hollis
13 hours ago
Thanks Andrew – needed a good laugh and that was it. But all true!!
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SHD 46
2 hours ago
The fact that I think what Andrew is prepared to speak is an act of defiant bravery, says a great deal about how soft and self-centred a large portion of our country has become.
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Jake Bullet
14 hours ago
Thank you for a good night out in Solihull, Andrew.
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Ben Brooks
15 hours ago
Surely you can do a gig at the top secret comedy club.
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w1z4rdtr1gg3r
13 hours ago
Thank God for that, I nearly watched Graham Norton… Only joking I’d never do that … Go on Andrew, give it em
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Betty Swunghole
15 hours ago
I actually struggle to think of any foodstuff that could possibly be more revolting than “vegan cheese” sounds like it is…
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poppedweasel
15 hours ago
Freshly scraped off a vegan.
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Darren Maltby
15 hours ago
Vegan cheese… sounds like something that accumulates around the vagina.
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Victor DePaul
15 hours ago
@Darren Maltby Haha you’re right even if it sounds kinda 😝 gross!
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Hajji Wayne Ibraheem Conley
14 hours ago
Read the ingredients it’s disgusting stuff
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Peter Smith
14 hours ago
Tried some of it. Projectile vomited. Nuff said.
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Kevin Mcafee
2 hours ago
Bought it by mistake once thinking it was real cheese. Fuck me it was awful. Couldn’t swallow it and nearly puked my guts up. How the fuck do vegans eat that shite?
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Clive Alive
13 hours ago
Thanks for clearing that up, I was worried you’d given in to the bullies
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John Rogers
5 minutes ago
Thanks Andrew for saying what the majority think and believe.
It’s guys like you that hopefully will kick the politically correct self righteous faecal material back into the septic tank from whence they crawled.
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Eden Lloyd
15 hours ago
Can’t wait for the Real Thing rather than this toned down Youtube crap 😒🤣
Go get ’em son, kick them in the fanny 😎👍
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Stem Artin
13 hours ago
If you need somewhere to play a gig I’ll do you my back garden for free pal 😂😂👍👍👍
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The Greens
11 hours ago
What a welcomed refreshing point of view! Well said Andrew!
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Andrew Hamilton
12 hours ago
The actual truth has never been explained in such a fookin hilarious manner
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Andrew Pughe
10 hours ago
Crying laughing at the apology vids with sensitive music, more please!
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Mary Lloyd
13 hours ago
Love you, Andrew, despite the language (that “c” word – UGH!!!).
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David Quigley
10 hours ago
The old “I’m not racist I’ve got black friends” defence 😂😂
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Jon Drake
6 minutes ago
Love it! Made my day, thank you for somehow seeing sense in all this madness! Subscribed and can’t wait for the next vids! Holding a mirror up to these ‘people’ is the only way to show them they’re truly evil and killing this world.
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Finchy Frost
14 hours ago
Very compelling very emotive very descriptive. Thank you Andrew We The UK celebrate our creativity.
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ogstopper
14 hours ago
Cuntitude. A descriptive noun.
Is it in the OED yet? It should be.
Nice one, Andrew.
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DorBue
11 hours ago (edited)
I did not want to, being a middle aged woman, but u got me and I still had to laugh. THATS ART. Thanks for being u.
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Fascism of the Future
13 hours ago
you should have posted this the day after they cancelled your tour. those tweets were gold
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Paul Connett
4 hours ago
O just no fear!! Brilliant Alex got me laughing. Cheer’s 🇬🇧
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Shayne Francis
14 hours ago
Keep doing what you do mate 😉 it’s brilliant and beautiful at the same time 👌
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dechs54321
13 hours ago
Well I’ll definitely keep coming to your shows👍👍
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Ché Ragnarson
14 hours ago (edited)
What can you do about it when you just find people like Mike Reed, Jimmy Jones, Jim Davidson & Benny Hill Funny?
You find people like yourself that continue to make you laugh! When the world around you is turning to S’hit the only thing you can do is laugh and hope the pendulum starts swinging to the Right once again! Untill it does I’ll take my laughs as I find it funny,
If people don’t like it then they’d like it even less when I stop laughing! Then I’d a’ve to find me amusement in a more . . . . In a more Slapstick way,
Me being the Stick them being the Slapped! See how funny they’ll find that, every time they’d open their mouth they’d be hit with some classic Slap Stick!
I reckon they’d soon find your Comedy more acceptable then my Dark Humour @Alistair Lawrence.
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live life
9 hours ago
Yes there’s a lot of cxxts in this world. Glad your fighting back.wish u all the best if ur reading this Andrew.
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Slosh MaGee
11 hours ago
I grew up watching and listening to Pryor, Murphy, and Dice. I’m an adult now and can handle these issues.
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freakbrothers2012
10 hours ago (edited)
”Ginger disabled kids, I’m glad they can’t walk!” Brutal! 🤣
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DB 1968
13 hours ago
Enough of your political correctness, Andrew – tell us what you really think! 😁
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One2mic Review
13 hours ago
Even funnier second time around
Fully extended middle finger
Truly Awesome
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Steve Thomas
14 hours ago
Nice video Andrew. A shame it will be your last! It was nice seeing you on youtube lol. Best get on rumble I reckon.
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I came; I saw; I cringed
8 hours ago
This……..was…….a…..masterpiece. Just incredible. Thanks Andrew!
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Hyped Manic
12 hours ago (edited)
One word – RUTHLESS!! Love it. Keep it up you are one of a kind.
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Ivan Mcallister
10 hours ago
Your a unique item Andrew. And a rarity in these shite times . Respect to you my friend. Keep up the fight Keith c… About. Legend you are.
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Alan Hirst
11 hours ago
One day Andrew I would like to buy you a pint preferably in a pub called ‘St George’ for legends like you.
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Douglas B.
13 hours ago
My wife and I both said in unison..”I like him!’
👍🏻😂
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Alan McLean
10 hours ago
The left are often accused of having no sense of humor. And I can telll you now that they don’t find that funny !!
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barry richards
14 hours ago
Well done Andrew once again 👏👏👏👏
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Alex MacInnes
9 hours ago
Nailed it yet again, Andrew.
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shamanahaboolist
15 hours ago
I do love a rebellious double down
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Janet Gomes
39 minutes ago
As a disabled, ginger, white woman I totally agree. Love everything you do Andrew.
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David Webber
15 hours ago
That was hardcore!
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Robot Junkie
44 minutes ago
Absolutely Class, do you do a podcast? You should do
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Scarlet Pimpernel
11 hours ago (edited)
1:05: “Middle-class white women are the kunnnntyest people.”
I love it.
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Rod Craig
37 minutes ago
Brilliant summary of what (imho) the vast majority of us think and feel.
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Billy Baxter
11 hours ago
Blimey Andrew you do walk the edge. Brilliantly I might add.
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freakbrothers2012
10 hours ago
‘Ginger disabled kids, I’m glad they can’t walk!’ Brutal! 🤣
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kronk420
3 hours ago
Magnificent! Summed the situation up perfectly!
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jjeffery worboys
2 hours ago
Brilliant as ever. Keep them coming.
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Chris Locke
14 hours ago
Love the doubling down, you fucking legend 🤣
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Susan Smith
3 hours ago
Disabled people. “I’m so glad if I go upstairs they cant follow me.” Lol
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Rebecca Lacey
4 hours ago
As a middle aged white woman fan of Andrews – thank you for the special mention – makes me feel wanted 😜
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Doodle Brighton
10 hours ago (edited)
Never stop Andrew. You’re the best
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One2mic Review
13 hours ago
You are an absolute legend
Love what your doing
Fantastic
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Professor Gammon
12 hours ago (edited)
Love it…yes, overpopulation especially Africa. The elephant in the room. Arriving in a hotel by you soon via a dingy across the channel.
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Michael Corder
9 hours ago
Absolutely spectacular and right on!
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Keith Hunter
13 hours ago
Funny as fuck ! Gonna miss you for a while 😂😂😂😂
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James Diamond
13 hours ago
Andrew the intelligent comedian.
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Owain Thomas
13 hours ago
I like Leonard Henry, Sarah Milliband and Snoop Karsbaddy. They’re where it’s at.
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Havinalaugh10
4 hours ago
Oh Andrew….you are simply the best, plenty more where that came from please
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yunoyuluvit
11 hours ago
Thank you for always refusing to back down, Mr. Lawrence.
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Dave Beech
1 hour ago
Keep going, bro, you’re a fucking LEGEND!
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Brian Neale
12 hours ago
Andrew, your acerbic and biting wit leaves me gobsmacked and crying in pain from laughter.
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Meldrick Edwards
13 hours ago (edited)
When I saw the title, I though it was some video about calling out racist, sexist comedians.
But when I started listening to what he was saying, I realized what I originally thought was completely incorrect. And I’m absolutely okay with that.
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martiellis
13 hours ago
Best and truest thing I’ve ever seen or herd 👍 thanks Andrew 🙏🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂👍👍👍✌️✌️✌️
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Finky Stingers McFarthing
13 hours ago
I was thoroughly offended to be not offended by this Andrew.
Try harder.🤨😆😁
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Thanosmj
13 hours ago
british humor at its finnest..much love from greece
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Simon Jonathan Form
15 hours ago
The thinking man’s Bernard Manning. 😉
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Noel Ward
15 hours ago
What a very good point you have made.
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Soulmusic357
14 hours ago
The truth never tasted so good.
Keep it coming 👍🏻
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Melvin Tindal
6 hours ago
“Mums net”is not a code for M & S knickers.
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Stuart
12 hours ago
awesome andy.had me laughing from the start.
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S Boothii
12 hours ago
I am so pleased to see Andrew becoming more politically correct at long last. He will be joining BLM and extinction marillion next.
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Leathley G
10 hours ago
He’s doing rather well…for someone that got “cancelled” a few weeks ago…..isn’t he…😂😂😚
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Carefree Delight
9 hours ago
I shall stop my Spotify subscription immediately and shall be sending it to you as long as you continue to have these topics covered – and I don’t been bantering , I mean full on bigotory
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Pat B. J.
1 hour ago
Dear Andrew, you are the next George Carlin. You are not afraid to say what we – sensible – folks are thinking. You always make me laugh. 😂🤣 Keep up the good work, my friend.
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Neil Querns
12 hours ago
Brilliant as always.
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karl-james langford
10 hours ago
Thanks thank god someone has said it the answer to environmental problems is less humans
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Neil Hatton
10 hours ago
I find myself nodding along with everything said here 😂
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Terence Fynan
39 minutes ago
In my opinion this is the best social commentary I have heared ,its a reflection on a area of our society that is running it in to the ground at the expense of the majority
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Sonorous
12 hours ago
Andrew, you make your brilliance look so easy.
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Derek Read
2 hours ago
Exactly what I’ve been thinking. It’s like you’ve known me all my life.😆😆
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Droopy Headliner.
14 hours ago
Funny as hell, watched it 3 times. Brill 😂😂
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Jane Burke
7 hours ago
Offend everyone,offend. no one .Great work Andrew 🙂👍🏻
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Ken
10 hours ago
I don’t think I’ve laughed at anything this guy has said but YouTube keeps suggesting him to me.
The algorithm is deffo broken.
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alice young
34 minutes ago
Andrew fast becoming UKs No 1 news channel , hard hitting , telling it like it is 🙂
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Wonder Why
9 hours ago
Spot on Andrew, you nailed it! 💯 agreed with you mate. Love you ❤️
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Vincent Quill
15 hours ago
Booooooom ! The slap back starts here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Derek Cable 🇬🇧
15 hours ago
Keep it up your a genius Andrew 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Priscilla Watson
15 hours ago
thanks god for comedians!!!1
you forgot the elderly with incontience…who can’t always run fast enough to get to the toilet on time….so funny!
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Mat Man
14 hours ago
Just spat my beer out at that!!🤣🤣🤣
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Frederick Saxton
11 hours ago
OMG.. I recommended Andrew to a lady friend this evening down the pub. I really Really hope she is not offended if she does look in.
Hey ho… 🙂
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Anthony Brookes
10 hours ago
Andrew you have started my day with tears,,,,thankyou
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COYR 1964
8 hours ago
Genuinely funny – unlike the new breed of sterile unfunny box ticking left wing “comedians” being churned out today. Keep up the good work mate
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Mark Hughes
10 hours ago
Top comedian I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry .
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Robert Andrews
12 hours ago
Brilliant, I’m patiently waiting for a sofa advert on tv with a black ginger haired starving disabled dwarf sitting comfortably on a sofa with a 7 ft blind albino transsexual that should cover most things except the sofa. Uk has gone to far.
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Hugo JL
1 hour ago
An instant classic!
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Stu Raw
10 hours ago (edited)
Andrew, you are truly a bastion of no f***s given sanity that is so very much needed and is so very much applauded.
Your logical dissemination of everything f****d up in the world of what most people do really feel but haven’t got the balls to say is truly a masterclass in comedic deliverance.
Only 2 proper English words are befitting of you my man……………….. F*****G LEGEND ! 🥦🖕🏻
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peter brunsden
39 minutes ago
Legend- keep at it Andy!
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roy hampton
12 hours ago
Brilliant-absolutely bang on humour==and what makes it so funny is the large amount of truth and edginess to it..
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Mark Tunley
2 hours ago
Just taken it to another level 👍👍
Have you done a word count on cxxx ?
Awesome
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MegaGarryM
56 minutes ago
I’m quite enjoying this new character
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Anthony John
11 hours ago
Absolutely f#####g brilliant mate, laughed out loud. Tbh mate, I know you’re going through some hardship which is f#####g unfortunate, but I would say you’ve gained a lot of credibility through your material during the pandemic. I would definitely buy a ticket
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English Weather
20 minutes ago
lets see if this gets banned! you have just about covered everything there.
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Major Bloodnok
15 hours ago
Brilliant, keep it up
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Answer Is 42
14 hours ago
My favorite comedian never change lad offend as much as you can and then offend all snowflakes more.
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margm4
9 hours ago
I fall into so many of those categories! White, female, old aged, disabled, middle class…yes, Andrew you’re right! I’ll go kill myself now😊 Don’t ever stop being you. Love your stuff. 👍💕🇦🇺
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ian button
1 hour ago
The more politically incorrect the better, a refreshing alternative, keep it up 👍
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Tony Andrews
14 hours ago
How do you top this! Remarkable! Bravo!
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Vicky Flanagan
1 hour ago
Thanks for the giggle. All those close to the knuckle truths – keep on rolling.
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Denise Trott
15 hours ago
Brilliant andrew !🤣
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manbearpig
11 hours ago
We would have come to see you in Edinburgh had you come up this year.
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Trollop 7
13 hours ago
Watching with the sound down. Could have sworn it Johnny Smug-Face.
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Ben Radley
14 hours ago
Quality as usual !! Hit that nail bang on the head 👍👍👍
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Dirk Handke
5 hours ago
Ha ha ha! This made me laugh many times, really funny! 🙂 How many timed he used the c-word in 2:15 minutes, this must be some kind of world record! Congratulations! 🙂
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Colin Charlton
14 hours ago
Loved bernard manning / Roy chubby brown ,Billy connolly..brilliant..
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Forza velo
11 hours ago
Truly my mouth was open wow. Feck me Andrew you went for the jugular. Oh the hurty feelings 😁👍
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Alan Chalkley
31 minutes ago
As usual Andrew, all of our white older man’s views
put in a very polite and succinct manner.
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Luton Lion
12 hours ago
I couldn’t describe you as comedian Andrew. Maby as the truth and the light and the way. But this is getting way beyond funny now. Keep doing what you’re doing and I know what your doing you don’t consider comedy.
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yenda rasta
15 hours ago
Keep do what you do , you are great fun my friend 🙂
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Paul Ward
15 hours ago
Don’t ever change!
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Heinrich Dixon
15 hours ago
Nailed it!
LMFAO.
🍌😂😂
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The Man
12 hours ago
Perfect. Again.
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Amoeba Virus
15 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Colin Owen
10 hours ago
Best thing I’ve heard all day 👍
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Barbara Hunter
9 hours ago
Bravo Andrew! Brilliant!
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yunk9
14 hours ago
Oh my god I love you as a white man or should I say as a human.
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jaspermatty
11 hours ago (edited)
I’m a lifelong American Democrat but these “woke folks” are out of control! To think that now someone that identifies as a woman but is actually a man can compete in sports with women is ridiculous.
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ThePalaeontologist
12 hours ago
Hit it out of the park into the stratosphere again.
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robert armstrong
14 hours ago
So good, so funny and right about the lot..
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Greg Wall
9 hours ago
That about explains the worlds problems what most of us working folk have been saying for 40 years
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Thinking Aloud : Chris k
15 hours ago
Andrew, Thank you!❤❤❤
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Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
12 hours ago
Keep up the good work brother, freedom is basic right
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Nobby Morris
8 hours ago
Yes, greenies should become the ‘compost of the future’.
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sonofjak1971
15 hours ago
Superb!
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Max Winter-Leinweber
10 hours ago
these are defo my fave style of your videos, class stuff bro 😀
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Rusty Ring
11 hours ago
Never be afraid of what you have to say, cowards die inside every day, the brave only die once. Long live the brave.
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JJ JIMBO
14 hours ago
Absolutely Ace!!
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Keith Holdich
9 minutes ago
Come on Andrew, say what you really think!!
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KelmscottPreRaph
10 hours ago
If they all topped themselves who would then buy the Ercol furniture?
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mikeandhev
14 hours ago
Well said Andrew, you are saying what 99.9% of people are thinking.
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P Lweis
15 hours ago
Superb!! Love it Andrew
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Supergoon1989
13 minutes ago
how are you banned from live gigs? cant you just make your own? Tour Leeds please!
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LB Crypto
38 minutes ago
Love it! You make me laugh:)
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Karl Byrne
9 hours ago
Andrew when you coming to Ireland. Brillant
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mikey webb
13 hours ago
This guy is not just a great comic he’s a fucking mind reader of the British public keep it up bro
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Graham W
12 hours ago
Best one yet, top man
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2ShadesOfGray
14 hours ago
Holy shit, magnificent
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Ciprian Dinu
11 hours ago
Ok, this was nice, but tell us how you really feel.
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Great Unwashed
2 hours ago
That bloke in Plymouth must have taken your advice.
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Pepperami
15 hours ago
I want to marry you, Andrew. Hahaha!
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effrem. e.
8 hours ago
The Clot Shot is reducing the population, and people queue up for it … just as people queued for the trains to Belsen.
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Toppov DeJungle
10 hours ago
Funniest guy around right now.
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C SF
2 hours ago
Will wait for you to be unlocked by the Pootube Starzeeè
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Brock Venator
14 hours ago
Yep, he’s from Kingston 🙂 What a lad
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Dropkick 18
14 hours ago
You are probably the only person these days who deserves the mantle of comedian, well done sir. ..
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Stormy Gayle
9 hours ago (edited)
Good thing you didn’t want to upset anyone.. 😂😂😂 shit Andrew., I really hope you visit Australia 🇦🇺 (if we ever can get “out”
and you can get “in” .. we’re currently working on that)
You wld be a hit
It’s early Friday morning here.. just had a cuppa., you’ve made my day and it hasn’t really started yet..
Thank you for being you!!
Never change!!
Luckily I’m past the present middle-aged – White woman thing.. I don’t know how they get thru life they’re so miserable.!
I’m 71.. I look at that demographic and just think: “oh for f@ck’s sake get over yourselves you idiots”., but hopefully they’ll all crawl under a rock soon and leave society alone so we can just be human!
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Sagittarius A*
6 hours ago (edited)
It looks like one of those adverts, for £2 a week you can help poor ginger comedians trapped in misery…… Or a hostage video.
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NiceuneazY Timmons
15 hours ago
Lmfao brilliant!
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walter matthews
14 hours ago
OMG…..you sir are a genius 😂😂😂
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Dean Greenhall
3 hours ago
Made my day, brilliant
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sorearm
9 hours ago
Absolutely brilliant
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Nick Ayling
12 hours ago
Spot on as usual 😂😂
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l hayes
12 hours ago
great as always Andrew
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Marty McFartface
10 hours ago
Andrew. Please stop beating about the bush. Just say what you think FFS!
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Maverick
11 hours ago
Please stop posting this type of video. Especially at this time of the day. I’ve got an early start tomorrow morning but can’t get to sleep now ‘cos I’m laughing too much…! Genius mate. (But think about the timing eh?)….
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bren70sss s
15 hours ago
beautiful .
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Terri Taylor
1 hour ago
As a disabled woman of a certain age ….I think you are brilliant 👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼🧝🧝🧝🧝
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Susan Fraase
13 hours ago
Hi Andrew, all ur vids r smart and so funny. Keep it up.love to u.
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Greg Jones
12 hours ago
I hope they’re not going to say anything genuinely funny…tough times
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Older Not wiser
13 hours ago
Ha! The best one so far!
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Karl Brown
22 minutes ago
Brilliant 👏
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husky poop
37 minutes ago
spot on andrew its why i subbed ;D
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Mike H62
14 hours ago
Laughing my bollocks off.
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Chris Graham
14 hours ago
You’re a breath of fresh air
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Marios Nicola
13 hours ago
Nice one . Stop the msm setting their agenda.
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local bod
14 hours ago
Fucking classic!
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#skillsets
12 hours ago (edited)
Get in! Let em have it Andrew 😉
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Matthew Watkins
11 hours ago
Brilliant Andrew brilliant.
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Chris Toki
7 hours ago
Agree with you in regards to environmentalists.
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Kev The Argonut
11 hours ago
FFS, get off the fence Andrew! 😜
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Marsden Rattler
14 hours ago
Brilliant Andrew.
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Objective reality.
12 hours ago
Yes possibly Evil, full stop with use of offensive CAPITALS 4 Negative externalities haulted by a retrospective capital gains Tax, Unless your part of the “New world proletarian” criticising Hungary & Poland for being too successful by not wantingto re visit Trotskys utopian anti-R vision. Then you get a green dividend.
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B B
13 hours ago
Genius 👏🏻
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Tilly Tilford
14 hours ago
Just subscribed. Listening to that, it would be rude not to 😀
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Luke Byrne
14 hours ago
British comedians: best in the world!
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The Wild Goose
13 hours ago
Andrew you’re a prince…..
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Carol Ramsey
3 hours ago
ALL humour is cruelty. We laugh at peoples stupidity and when they fall over on a banana skin or a concrete block falls on their head. If the mummy’s boys are offended or Susie wants to run crying to daddy – tough titty and if God says “Oh shit, burnt another one!” or we say”It’s window lickin’ good.” When we talk about the idiots from the next village then HAHAHA!
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Around the Coast
12 hours ago
Funny how people think the world is so overcrowded, funny fact the entire population of the world could fit inside New York. So there’s really not that many in the grand scheme. Great vid again Andrew, class and humour although I’m sure some won’t see the funny side but aww well fcuk em.
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master agario
14 hours ago
Best yet, sick. Don’t change.
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Mima Kiora
12 hours ago
😂😂😂 thank god you got our backs.
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Yvonne Sanders
13 hours ago
Private hire venues. ‘ban’ lifted. How many seats would AL usually play to?
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Milton Hunter
13 hours ago
You hit the nail on the head.
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ninny65
8 hours ago
This is not a King, this is an Emperor
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Jonny Chinchen
7 hours ago
Best one yet!
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Kingoffib
12 hours ago
young, gifted & all white! fucking genius ,,,

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Shanks
10 hours ago
Loved it 🤣
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claire Knowles
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣 best ever!
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Milton Keynes
13 hours ago
One of your best yet.
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Skinhead – Spirit of ’69
15 hours ago
Brilliant.
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Misty mac
5 hours ago
The vast majority agree with you but we don’t have the guts to kick the woke to the kerb. Can’t be bovvered.
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Wade Lowther
10 hours ago
If you cant be famous: be infamous. “Infamy, infamy………everybody’s got it infamy”- especially those liberals – you know the ones that think they are but cancel everything.
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Will
11 hours ago
Brilliant!
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yan jing
11 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Helen Tucker
14 hours ago
Brilliant!
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Marko Polo
14 hours ago
Wht dont you run for Prime Minister? You would win hands down 👍👍👍
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The European Housewife
3 hours ago
Hilarious!
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Martin Harris
15 hours ago
Good to see u back 😊
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Ben Rouffe
14 hours ago
Legend! More racism please.
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10beanz
14 hours ago
OMG! Are you allowed to say this openly?
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Septic Calling
14 hours ago
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣…… I can’t breathe!
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Philip Harrison
14 hours ago
An American Frenchman Mexican on a plane but it was to heavy so the French said viva la France and jumped out the American stood up and threw the Mexican out shouting up the alamo🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂
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Jon
14 hours ago
Comedy gold sir, keep it up
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HumbleWolf
14 hours ago
A comedian should say whatever on stage platform only
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lee lambeck
14 hours ago
Spat my food out lol
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BillyNoMates1974
14 hours ago
this is brilliant
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Witch finder general Succubus hunter
14 hours ago
Andrew for prime minister? Some f..king common sense comes out of this guy
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Simon Perry
11 hours ago
Brilliant So True.
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SZ M
14 hours ago
I normally love you, but this was a little scary.
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Angela Dallimore
12 hours ago
Aka THE LEGEND
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Austin London
14 hours ago
Andrews, thankfully, that wasn’t full of your usual ‘self-pity’ and ‘resentment’. It was all the better for it. Numpty!
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David Betts
14 hours ago
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Austin London
9 hours ago
@David Betts More ‘self-pity’ and ‘resentment’. Well, there is a lot of it about! Poor you.
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pes nevim
13 hours ago
Middle class white women really do figure highly in the cxnt league. Well said Andrew.
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A A
12 hours ago (edited)
I’m a gay man, and I’m really mad you didn’t include us in your rant. Just when I thought I’d got equality – then this happens. Shame on you.
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look and listen
look and listen
10 hours ago
No need to get all c**ty about it
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Alan Oliver
14 hours ago
Top Man! 🤣
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Robert Stephenson
12 hours ago
Brilliant 👍🏻
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David Coleman
13 hours ago
Nice one Andrew!😂👍
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Scott whitfield
10 hours ago
Well said bud about time someone said it lol
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ThumbsOfSteel74
7 hours ago
Might I humbly suggest all the radical environmentalists form a human centipede? Now that’s what I call recycling.
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Life on base
14 hours ago
Brilliant 😂
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The Imperialist
15 hours ago
Lmao great skit
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pipandcol
11 hours ago
Fantastic……coming back against the woke mob with both barrels ……….love this bloke………LAST MAN HOLDING THE LINE!………………RESPECT!!!!
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Atrax Robustus
9 hours ago
I’d be disappointed if he wasn’t offensive.
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Robin Pickett
14 hours ago
Bless you brother
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Nick Smith
10 hours ago
Holy cr@p! Wonderful stuff!
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Harry2507
6 minutes ago
Legend!!! Lmao
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David Tilstone
14 hours ago
Sir Andrew of Lawrence 👏👏👏
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DAVID Seals
8 hours ago
Keep on duck.💪
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G ROSSI 46
14 hours ago
Brilliant 👏 🤣🤣
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Ken Harvey
14 hours ago
By doing it wrong, you’re doing it right. Don’t let the Bastards grind you down.
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mindyourownbussiness me
13 hours ago
excellent work…
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mindyourownbussiness me
13 hours ago
excellent work…
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Lilibet Diana
15 hours ago
Ginger disabled people can’t follow you upstairs🤣🤣🤣 that’s what did for the Daleks 🤣🤣🤣
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Donny Alston
15 hours ago
F yeah. That’s funny!
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Bloodandbraces Sir
15 hours ago
Noice. Sweet as.
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Damien Mckeown
14 hours ago
🤣 love it
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jim robinson
14 hours ago
Andrew you are the best !
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Chris Hateley
1 minute ago
Go, man, go!
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Athens Rich
12 hours ago
Great Andy – tell it like it is
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Bare Bones Music
13 hours ago
Legend!
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Pawel D
10 hours ago
My kind of guy! 😂
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king john
2 hours ago
SPOT ON your speaking for the 99% all men and women of the U.K. we must now stop this cultural Marxism communist bullshite divide and conquer
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Emile Montiere
14 hours ago
Can you up the volume for old deafens like me.
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Robert Parker
14 hours ago
🤣🤣😂😄 think he got it covered
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Jason Dale
10 hours ago
😂 brilliant 👌
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torino390
13 hours ago
Proper lolled!!! Legend! 😂😂😂
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major gsd
10 hours ago
so funny, your the best.
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Graham Charles
12 hours ago
Best video yet!
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Jonathan Aikman
10 hours ago
Only eleven people have given this a thumbs down. Doesn’t that say something? Most of us are crying out for more of this kind of thing.
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Jitka Valkova
14 hours ago
I’m a woman, white women , environmentally conscious white women , vegan of course… middle aged and child free. And I approve of this message.
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jj hamilton
13 hours ago
lol,, love it!
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BigRich AZ
14 hours ago
Tell it like it is… Now that’s comedy! Keep slaming these idiots! The material they supply is endless.
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Reg Pug
9 hours ago
Your spot on mate you forgot about vegans!!!!
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Nick S
13 hours ago
Let’s get him to 100k subs
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Jamie White
1 hour ago
Sexist, Racist, Homophobic, trans phobic, Misogynistic, and every other phobic on the planet. But also very funny and totally true. When comedy becomes reality
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Tony Marriott
9 hours ago
I identity as Andrew Lawrence, I am ginger too.
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IamSpartacus
10 hours ago
Dont worry about the overpopulation of the Planet , Theyre right onto that one !
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Andrew C
10 hours ago
The best!
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Billy Bad Breaks
12 hours ago
Andy, you are determined to get banned again👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂
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Army Ayub
12 hours ago
Fantastic right on the button
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Jonny Chaos
14 hours ago
Limmy’s the best
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Sean Hickling
11 hours ago
Well said.
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Kevin Wall
14 hours ago
Well said.
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Mods n Sods
11 hours ago
Absolute class act.. Very very funny
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lyn strawford
15 hours ago
😁👍 good to hear.
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Collector Guy
14 hours ago
Too true – let’s see how long those tos*ers on leftytube leave this up?
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Lostin Thyme
4 hours ago
Just liked. Nothing else to say.
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theymusthatetesla
15 hours ago
Oh, YES!!
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GWA UK20
4 hours ago
Spot on 😆😆
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splatthecat55
13 hours ago
Glad to hear it 😂
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ComicsGateKeeper
14 hours ago
The best video ever
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simon simon
11 hours ago
Do love him…
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Nick S
13 hours ago
Wow this is Bill Hicks level satire
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philip chambers
14 hours ago
You are the best mate!!!
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0lJack
14 hours ago
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
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Duke Rider
12 hours ago
Amen 🙏🏻 to that
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Michael O’Leary
13 hours ago
Love it man
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Sarah Sarah
13 hours ago
My gosh, how much I hate sanctimonious middle-class women. The worst thing after Bill Gates.
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I love lamp
13 hours ago
Spot on mate
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Ioan Charnley-Parry
14 hours ago
LIVE – TOUR – NEEDED.
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Dia A
5 hours ago
hahahaha…you’re the best:)
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William Harrison
14 hours ago
Thanks mate 👍🏻
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cob1965
3 hours ago
Back on form!
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Lel222
10 hours ago
Fucking brilliant 😜
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Kelvin Meadows
11 hours ago
Outstanding….. again
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Daisy Buttercup
9 hours ago
Great!
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Full English
12 hours ago
Dear cancel culture….. not sure if you guys have noticed but, no one is interested. 🤣
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Jon H
5 hours ago
I hate to have to point this out to you Andrew, but there goes any chance of a knighthood …………. if nothing else we couldn’t risk the acceptance speech!
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Wendy Nicholls
14 hours ago
😂 😂 excellent
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David Greenwell
7 hours ago
All correct Andrew.
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Siân
14 hours ago
Beautiful
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Jasper Pye
1 hour ago
Beautiful
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Ben Sherman
13 hours ago
😂 tremendous
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Sergio9320
15 hours ago
CLASS!!!
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Julie Bridges
4 hours ago
Lmao. Satire at its finest.
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Geraldine Edwards
28 minutes ago
Love IT
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Buddy Rojek
5 hours ago
Spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Simon Bedwell
3 hours ago
I dont know what he’s selling but shut up and take my money!
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Patricia Shannon
7 hours ago
Brill ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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tyjakk ty
15 hours ago
yer you cant help but love em
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GenericUsername
2 hours ago
Stands and applause
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Brenda Reed
15 hours ago
Yeah to all that he said. 🙂
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Crypto
9 hours ago
Quality 👌
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Dave Cullen
15 hours ago
Hahahaha brilliant
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Honest John
11 hours ago
Hilarious. 😹😹😹
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super fast documentarys
13 hours ago
Love it so so true
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Noel Thomas
12 hours ago
Amen 😉
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David Herron
15 hours ago
Brave stuff haha
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Dan Norman
13 hours ago
Joyous.
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moody mother
15 hours ago
😂😂😂
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Jeff Atkins
15 hours ago
Spot on
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Gerry Ryan
14 hours ago
Spot on
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Alef Leifur
12 hours ago
Legendary
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matt maynard
2 hours ago
Bloody love you. 👍
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Charlie Waterworth
14 hours ago
So true young man
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steve tobin
18 minutes ago
The earth isn’t overpopulated just mismanaged by design
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Cosmic Soda
10 hours ago
Funny as fu…. Love it
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ian wood
11 hours ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes mate !
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jack lee
7 hours ago
Bravo…more please
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David Elley
15 hours ago
Very funny..
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Mr Green
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fair play
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Darren Grimmer
14 hours ago
Superb!!!
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Gordon S
15 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂👍
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Hermann Hoth
15 hours ago
Ginger mingers!
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Boy Wonder
13 hours ago
Best yet.
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Edward rowland
4 hours ago
Music far too loud! drowning out speech! making the words almost worthless, though I know they are not.
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Mateusz Sosnowicz
9 hours ago
No the vegans no the upper class ones.
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AWOL Geordie
3 hours ago
Please don’t stop. Gold.
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Kevin Kent
33 minutes ago
Brilliant
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sunboy cold
10 hours ago
Brilliant
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Janette Barr
12 hours ago
Brilliant
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Guvnor
13 hours ago
Brilliant
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Jason Jolly
13 hours ago
Brilliant
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Michael Hilland
15 hours ago
Brilliant
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Bernie Jii
5 hours ago
Why can’t I like X 1000?
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Sledge Hammer
14 hours ago
Legend
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DrongoVision
13 hours ago
B A S E D
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Merx Eddie
13 hours ago
I’m outraged!(not really).
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Mark Dearlove
11 hours ago
Like a breath of fresh air
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diquad humungersaur
14 hours ago
if it doesnt upset somebody then it probably isn’t funny.. fact
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Ben Summerhayes
12 hours ago
Poetry
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Joanne Gray
13 hours ago
Speaking as a white, middle class.vegetarian woman – I fecking love you and your comedy. You’re not scared to tell it how it is, you’ve got balls, Andrew, and don’t ever let anyone cut them off 🤗
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Joanne Gray
13 hours ago
Oh yeah, and I’m disabled too.
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Mike Wazowsky
9 hours ago
One word ‘YES’ 😀😃😄😁😆😂🤣😀😃😄😁😆😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Paul Quinn – Compass Rose
11 hours ago
A British Bill Hicks… At Last!
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Lord Red
12 hours ago
There aren’t any comedians any more.
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stephen haywood
14 hours ago
I like it 😂😂😂😂
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I’m Mick
13 hours ago
I love free speech 💕💕💕💕
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Panda Jamz
15 hours ago
Ginger Lives Matter #GLM
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Ian McGuinness
15 hours ago
Well…It needed saying.
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Toby Webb
14 hours ago
Your best so far 👍
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Didge Doo
10 hours ago
Whoa didn’t recognise you as yourself!!
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Phoenixeire
14 hours ago
💥BOOM💥 Sorted. 👍
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chris taylor
14 hours ago
Well said 😚😚😚😚
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PAUL RIDGWAY
1 hour ago
Genius
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Ann Foster
14 hours ago
Luv ya!
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Paul Longmore
1 hour ago
Your awesome
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arklowrockz
13 hours ago
Huzzah!!
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I AM NOT CATTLE
15 hours ago
FUNNIEST…..BIT…..EVER!
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CEF VENTURES
15 hours ago
230 likes no dislikes
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Neo Dutch
9 hours ago
I hear no lies.
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Dean Cossins
10 hours ago
Awesome 🇬🇧👋
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chris colin
15 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣👍
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Nigel nigel
15 hours ago
I’m on it.
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Adam Smithson
15 hours ago
Pozdrawiam serdecznie i życzę miłego dnia
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theymusthatetesla
15 hours ago
….You still on for Whitehaven in November?
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Darren O Reilly
14 hours ago
Funniest video yet
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EnglishmanB3
15 hours ago
te he-he! 😁
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Headlight For Sale
12 hours ago
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
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bob39785
10 hours ago
FINALLY SOME FUCKING COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its like 1990 again
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Mucy
14 hours ago
I love you Andrew
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Mr Mawson
12 hours ago
That’s a fact
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Boyce Mark
15 hours ago
Ruthless! Lol.
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Andrew Bird
12 hours ago
Couldn’t of put it better myself
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Chad
14 hours ago
Bring Back Bernard not build back better..
Manning that is
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Handsome Devil
13 hours ago
100% comedy is not dead
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Mark Hunter
11 hours ago
🤣😂👍✌️
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KalicoM
11 hours ago
Shame my posts will get deleted…. Still, got to use my word of the day a lot. It was worth it.
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mikeyh0
11 hours ago
C U Next Tuesday!
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KalicoM
11 hours ago
@mikeyh0 That’s the one!
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Timeherenow Be
4 minutes ago
Refreshingly rude!
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Michael White
15 hours ago
👌
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J D
15 hours ago
…😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣…🤣😂🤣…👍
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Roger Smith
11 hours ago
YES!
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Dave Shaw
12 hours ago
Good one
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Darren Lewis
12 hours ago
Pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Stem Artin
13 hours ago
Aaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeennnnn
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anthony
15 hours ago
🏋️🙂🏋️
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Mr Green
12 hours ago
I love u bro
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0Ermişsönmez
13 hours ago
😂
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Mr Mawson
12 hours ago
😂
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Andy Reno
14 hours ago
😂
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Terri Mcwilliams
15 hours ago
😂
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Simon Djangothe
3 hours ago
2 tickets please
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Antonia Gould
14 hours ago
Totally agree 😂😂😂😘
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Elizabeth McHale
9 hours ago
Whoo, whoo… 😊. Lol.
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Mal Function
12 hours ago
Going down fighting
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Maurice Garvey
12 hours ago
Hi, my name in Frankie Boyle. I used to be a comedian, but now I’m a joke
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look and listen
look and listen
10 hours ago
Frankie Boyle… Never the same once he stopped being an alcoholic.
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Fraulein Victoria
7 hours ago
I’m a middle class white woman… I don’t subscribe to any of that crap.
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Caratacus
3 hours ago
Top shelf
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Mark Starkey
9 hours ago
A bit too much though?
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Antony Ross
15 hours ago
yes and leave our lives alone !
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T Killa
9 hours ago
😂😂😂
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15 hours ago
😂😂😂
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Paul Joneseyboy
15 hours ago
Yes!
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9 hours ago
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George OH well 84
14 hours ago
😂😂😂😂
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Colleen Geyer
12 hours ago
👍
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Darren Maltby
15 hours ago
Can confirm, white cvnt here. But alas I’m only a working class council cvnt, I can only dream of being a middle class cvnt.
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MiScusi1980
14 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Firebrand VOCALS
15 hours ago
fookin brillient lolololololol
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Ricky J
1 hour ago
Modern comedy is just not funny anymore. You are funny
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martin ellen
14 hours ago
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Tony Rust
14 hours ago
I am not offended.
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Francis Badger
8 hours ago
Lol 😆
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DM85FOTO
8 seconds ago
🤣 Absolutely side splitting, belly laughing, fucking hilarious. 👏
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Tin Pan
11 hours ago
🍩
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I’m not like Everybody else.
14 hours ago
It needed saying.
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1 hour ago
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C A
26 minutes ago
😁
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wayne jolly
11 hours ago
😁
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Scott Bird
12 hours ago
Hahahahha
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gary reid
15 hours ago
think you got every one
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moo
14 hours ago
SPOT fffffffffffffffffffucken ON!
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Damien Butler
15 hours ago
You best about Andrew
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Vincent Submarinismo
15 hours ago
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Stu H
15 hours ago
😂🤣😂🎉😂🤣😂🤣
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krowe88
6 hours ago
you funny geeuer
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Layne Araya
14 hours ago
Excellent 1😁😃😅😎🙃
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Greg Phillips
1 hour ago
😂🤣😂🤣👋👋
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seafort everton
15 hours ago
🙏😆😂👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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HamShanks
15 hours ago
😄
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Alan Duncan
13 hours ago
Not so long ago you could be racist, sexist and down right offensive as long as you did not swear in front of Granny.
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jay king
14 hours ago
So funny.
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Miller
4 hours ago
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Reverend Rick Ibiza
13 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Scott Davidson
2 hours ago
🤔😂😂🤣
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IAN SHAW
30 minutes ago
Just a Star
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Elmi Friends
15 hours ago
Good for you ,
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Trevor Macken
14 hours ago
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Steven Thomas
12 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Zebra Pot
15 hours ago
HA HA HA HA!
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The Shamanarchist
14 hours ago
Ha ha ha ha ha. True
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bermudarailway
14 hours ago
LOL
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Stefan Lindbom
13 hours ago
Screw pc
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John McGowan
12 hours ago
Have you always been a knob! Or is it a recent right wing thing?
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C SF
2 hours ago
Lololololololol
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markxl
15 hours ago
Bernard Manning would be a fan of yours were he still alive.
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johnthebrexiteer
14 hours ago
Just what l thought!
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Scott Fernie
11 hours ago
…are funny.
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mikeyh0
mikeyh0
11 hours ago
to look at
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Matthew c.4
14 hours ago
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Peter Grossett
10 hours ago
The fool identifies himself by his stupidity, thinking he is wise. Thank him and her, they/them by exposing them to others….Oh you already did.
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Nigel nigel
15 hours ago
Yippee America has won the war in Afghanistan.
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Brit bloke
Brit bloke
1 hour ago
YouTube ban in 5 4 3 ……..
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Helm Hurst
10 hours ago
Karens then
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jhøñ frañcïsz
15 hours ago
helo
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pakka
pakka
15 hours ago
o7
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jhøñ frañcïsz
15 hours ago
@pakka mait gud tu sė yu tudaí ageñ heař déér frenđ
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simon0044
14 hours ago
This is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion. The guy generally needs help…
also the cold dead shark eyes have lost their sparkle
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Ray LV
14 hours ago
What point are you trying to make. I think you need to choose another channel mate!🙄
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King One Eye’d
14 hours ago
Yet he’s funnier than you.
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Mary Webber
1 hour ago
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